Watch Out, Salvatorin

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"It's pitch black when it hits ice and it kind of discolors the ice and hangs off of it," Brower said. He saw some jellyfish tangled up in the stuff, and someone turned in what was left of a dead goose -- just bones and feathers -- to the borough's wildlife department.

the world is slowy turning into a huge blob of goo

o god yes

fucking awesome. Shit demon growing in NC sewers, Cthulu forming off the Alaskan coastline. Thanks a lot America!

Dont forget Dick Cheney in Wyoming.

  On 7/16/2009 at 8:25 PM, Wall Bird said:

Dont forget Dick Cheney in Wyoming.

Exactly. Thanks a fucking lot America. 3 goo based monsters on the loose.

I think there will be a lot more goo monsters by 2012 and they will cause the end of the human race

This is the only thread without the word "LOL" or "WTF" in the title out of the 30 Joyrex threads posted lately.

you're supposed to insult those certain threads, not punish when he makes an improvement. you're going to make him skiddish.

Apparently the NC sewer monsters are clusters of worms, which somehow makes it worse to me.

So X-Files

  On 7/16/2009 at 8:42 PM, Capsaicin said:

I think there will be a lot more goo monsters by 2012 and they will cause the end of the human race

yep. what you see on that footage is a spawning Zerg Hatchery. Soon Larvae will evolve into drones and hidralisks, and zerg overlords will rule the skies.

  On 7/16/2009 at 10:09 PM, Yegg said:

So X-Files

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  On 7/16/2009 at 10:09 PM, Yegg said:

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omg, that is so hot.

  On 7/16/2009 at 10:27 PM, Squee said:

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LOL, is that real? What show is that from? Californication?

i loved the remake of The Blob.

  On 7/16/2009 at 11:04 PM, Joyrex said:

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LOL, is that real? What show is that from? Californication?

Nope, it's an old picture. I believe these photos were released alongside his heartbreaking tabloid story about being a sex addict...

I don't see how you could be addicted to sex

isn't it a pretty normal function of the body

like farting?

  On 7/17/2009 at 1:07 AM, Fishtank said:

I don't see how you could be addicted to sex

isn't it a pretty normal function of the body

like farting?

he probably came out as a sex addict because he got caught cheating

AH

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  On 7/17/2009 at 1:07 AM, Fishtank said:

I don't see how you could be addicted to sex

isn't it a pretty normal function of the body

like farting?

not really a good comparison, and its pretty foolish to think that someone can't get addicted to a seemingly endless source of pleasure. I've heard withdrawls from addictions to masturbation/sex can be particularly painful.

Maybe he realized it was a problem when he started banging homeless girls in dumpsters?

uhh.... yeah one time I came stupid hard into the ocean and it was behaving in a very similar manner

  On 7/16/2009 at 8:31 PM, chenGOD said:

  On 7/16/2009 at 8:25 PM, Wall Bird said:

Dont forget Dick Cheney in Wyoming.

 

Exactly. Thanks a fucking lot America. 3 goo based monsters on the loose.

lol