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Would you buy one watmm?

seems like a great way to be killed by having plastic smashed into your brain, through your nose.

i would definitely purchase this.

my last dive was completely ruined by the smell

If it tastes like chicken keep on lickin, if it tastes like trout get the hell out

if it smells like elephant manure recommend a shower

  On 7/18/2009 at 4:23 AM, vamos scorcho said:

i would definitely purchase this.

my last dive was completely ruined by the smell

find a girl with some sense of personal hygiene.

  On 7/18/2009 at 4:39 AM, Kcinsu said:

  On 7/18/2009 at 4:23 AM, vamos scorcho said:

i would definitely purchase this.

my last dive was completely ruined by the smell

 

find a girl with some sense of personal hygiene.

is that one of those delicious rutabagas ive been hearing so much about?

Phbt, just use a scented dental dam.

  On 7/18/2009 at 3:50 AM, leprechaun said:

 

Would you buy one watmm?

I lol'd in the form of a snort.

I actually think I would buy one but only if they attach to goggles, like a regular snorkel.

  On 7/18/2009 at 6:02 AM, Yegg said:

Phbt, just use a scented dental dam.

dental dams are an even stupider invention than a pussy snorkel. Are you telling me you actually use those things?

goddamnit now i won't make my million dollars.

  On 7/18/2009 at 7:30 AM, lumpenprol said:

  On 7/18/2009 at 6:02 AM, Yegg said:

Phbt, just use a scented dental dam.

 

dental dams are an even stupider invention than a pussy snorkel. Are you telling me you actually use those things?

I'm not stepping into this trap.

Yeah, dental dams are for girls with crewcuts and plaid shirts.

Does anyone else find that women's bodies are inherently unclean?

Welcome to 2001.

  On 7/18/2009 at 7:54 AM, Yegg said:

  On 7/18/2009 at 7:30 AM, lumpenprol said:

  On 7/18/2009 at 6:02 AM, Yegg said:

Phbt, just use a scented dental dam.

 

dental dams are an even stupider invention than a pussy snorkel. Are you telling me you actually use those things?

 

I'm not stepping into this trap.

It's only a trap if you're a) paranoid or b ) a virgin or relatively sexually inexperienced, as Essines likes to claim. If you were c) a clean-freak, I think you'd say it was just "gross".

I thought dental dams were a great idea back when I first started playing around, until I actually tried using them.

I don't say many inventions are near-worthless, but they certainly are. I've kissed untold numbers of pussies without even a case of herpes as punishment for my carelessness. Either I'm a passive carrier, my immune system is unusually strong, or most of the shit they teach you in sex ed class is scare tactics. Saliva for the win.

though, if I die at 60 from hpv-related throat cancer you can make a "fail gif" for me.

and Iain, I think you're just gay, though Smettingham Rutherford would agree with you.

double post

Not gay, just immensely confused.

hm, how can you be "not gay" if you're confused?

regardless you're a cool dude (apart from the acohol-induced self-posting sprees).

  On 7/18/2009 at 11:22 AM, Iain C said:

Yeah, dental dams are for girls with crewcuts and plaid shirts.

 

Does anyone else find that women's bodies are inherently unclean?

Maybe you should introduce the female circumcision to Western society.

  On 7/18/2009 at 4:39 PM, Gary C said:

  On 7/18/2009 at 11:22 AM, Iain C said:

Yeah, dental dams are for girls with crewcuts and plaid shirts.

 

Does anyone else find that women's bodies are inherently unclean?

 

Maybe you should introduce the female circumcision to Western society.

I envisage a patriarchal society, a religious theocracy actually, where women are kept out of sight for their own good, women of high birth aren't allowed children or to have sex, or to read or write, and their role in society is dictated by their parentage and class. It's such a good idea I'm going to write a novel about it.

  On 7/18/2009 at 3:26 PM, lumpenprol said:

  On 7/18/2009 at 7:54 AM, Yegg said:

  On 7/18/2009 at 7:30 AM, lumpenprol said:

  On 7/18/2009 at 6:02 AM, Yegg said:

Phbt, just use a scented dental dam.

 

dental dams are an even stupider invention than a pussy snorkel. Are you telling me you actually use those things?

 

I'm not stepping into this trap.

 

It's only a trap if you're a) paranoid or b ) a virgin or relatively sexually inexperienced, as Essines likes to claim. If you were c) a clean-freak, I think you'd say it was just "gross".

 

I thought dental dams were a great idea back when I first started playing around, until I actually tried using them.

 

I don't say many inventions are near-worthless, but they certainly are. I've kissed untold numbers of pussies without even a case of herpes as punishment for my carelessness. Either I'm a passive carrier, my immune system is unusually strong, or most of the shit they teach you in sex ed class is scare tactics. Saliva for the win.

 

 

 

though, if I die at 60 from hpv-related throat cancer you can make a "fail gif" for me.

 

 

and Iain, I think you're just gay, though Smettingham Rutherford would agree with you.

you forgot d)asian and therefore e)crazy

  On 7/18/2009 at 4:38 PM, lumpenprol said:

regardless you're a cool dude (apart from the acohol-induced self-posting sprees).

It's OK, as of this morning I'm never drinking again.

LOL