Squee Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Quote ShanghaiDaily is reporting that a 14-year-old boy has been drinking gasoline for five years to obtain "energy" and to become a "valiant fighter" - just as his idols "Bumble Bee" and "Optimus Prime" from "Transformers." He first started stealing lighters to drink the fuel, but when the parents figured out what was happening, he started to drink gasoline from motorcycles, sometimes two or three bottles at a time. "Since my son started to drink gas, his IQ has dropped sharply and now he can't figure out simple addition and subtraction," the father said. The boy's worried parents finally took their son to the hospital where they were told the boy had a mental disorder and a strong "gasoline dependence." "The gasoline contains a lot of lead, which can do harm to people's brains. To make thing even worse, the boy is in the physical development stage, and the lead has caused serious damage to his body," a doctor from the hospital said. Source: ShanghaiDaily http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=14320&count=0 THAT is fucking hilarious. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47502-boy-drinks-gasoline-to-be-like-transformers/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
o00o Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide o00o's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47502-boy-drinks-gasoline-to-be-like-transformers/#findComment-1088288 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 prick Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47502-boy-drinks-gasoline-to-be-like-transformers/#findComment-1088300 Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 poop Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide modey's signature Hide all signatures youtube | bandcamp | soundcloud | twitter | facebook 0F.digital Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47502-boy-drinks-gasoline-to-be-like-transformers/#findComment-1088302 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 loser Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47502-boy-drinks-gasoline-to-be-like-transformers/#findComment-1088308 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest elliotjking Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 surely he must have had a mental disorder to start with Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47502-boy-drinks-gasoline-to-be-like-transformers/#findComment-1088314 Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 win Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47502-boy-drinks-gasoline-to-be-like-transformers/#findComment-1088315 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 it's funny because the transformers never consume gasoline Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47502-boy-drinks-gasoline-to-be-like-transformers/#findComment-1088332 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbpete Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Title should've been: Boy Drinks Gasoline to be a Dumb Fuck. It's just this generation's version of natural selection. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures I haven't eaten a Wagon Wheel since 07/11/07... ilovecubus.co.uk - 25ml of mp3 taken twice daily. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47502-boy-drinks-gasoline-to-be-like-transformers/#findComment-1088340 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv_party Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 shape of... a retard Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47502-boy-drinks-gasoline-to-be-like-transformers/#findComment-1088344 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 he was drinking leaded gasoline? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47502-boy-drinks-gasoline-to-be-like-transformers/#findComment-1088358 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 On 7/21/2009 at 3:50 PM, theSun said: he was drinking leaded gasoline? yeah, that whole story sounds fishy to me Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47502-boy-drinks-gasoline-to-be-like-transformers/#findComment-1088365 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 On 7/21/2009 at 3:50 PM, theSun said: he was drinking leaded gasoline? Well, this was Shanghai... Plus, unless he was referencing the cartoon, Transformers has only been out since 2005... 4, not 5 years since he started 'drinking gas' Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47502-boy-drinks-gasoline-to-be-like-transformers/#findComment-1088368 Share on other sites More sharing options...
six Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 On 7/21/2009 at 4:22 PM, Joyrex said: On 7/21/2009 at 3:50 PM, theSun said: he was drinking leaded gasoline? Well, this was Shanghai... Plus, unless he was referencing the cartoon, Transformers has only been out since 2005... 4, not 5 years since he started 'drinking gas' Maybe he thought he could make it into the movie if he got a head start... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide six's signature Hide all signatures Smash TV Youtube Sparkle Motion mixes on Mixcloud Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47502-boy-drinks-gasoline-to-be-like-transformers/#findComment-1088378 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 didn't everyone in shanghai get killed at the beginning of transformers 2? i call bullshit Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47502-boy-drinks-gasoline-to-be-like-transformers/#findComment-1088379 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 lol. Did you know that entire part of the film was cut out of the Chinese version? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47502-boy-drinks-gasoline-to-be-like-transformers/#findComment-1088381 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EDGEY Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Quote "Since my son started to drink gas, his IQ has dropped" Not too sure it was that high to begin with... Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47502-boy-drinks-gasoline-to-be-like-transformers/#findComment-1088383 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 "i want to stay with the boy" made me fucking lol in the first movie. if you like transformers movie- i don't see drinking gasoline as being too big a step in your development as a retard Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47502-boy-drinks-gasoline-to-be-like-transformers/#findComment-1088385 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WhoNeedsElectricity Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Did they not try to stop him after the first time? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47502-boy-drinks-gasoline-to-be-like-transformers/#findComment-1088390 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Well I'm a West Coast struttin' One bad mother Got a rattlesnake suitcase Under my arm Said I'm a mean machine Been drinkin' gasoline And honey you can make my motor hum Well I got one chance left In a nine live cat I got a dog eat dog sly smile I got a Molotov cocktail with a match to go I smoke my cigarette with style An I can tell you honey You can make my money tonight Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47502-boy-drinks-gasoline-to-be-like-transformers/#findComment-1088391 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 this story is a beat up .. the childs parents owned as stall that sold lighter fluid and the like and the kid became addicted to inhaling these types of chemicals .. then moved on to petrol sniffing .. and for some reason only known to him in his high state .. decided he could get further out of it via drinking the stuff (still not 100% that even happened and if it did .. it would probably have been that one time that put him in hospital) ... you have to wonder at the motivations for the story ... perhaps a jab at the 'evils of USamerican culture' .. killing our precious chinese honour students... yaknow .. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47502-boy-drinks-gasoline-to-be-like-transformers/#findComment-1088393 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 277: 930-933 Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 (edited) Quote He first started stealing lighters to drink the fuel, but when the parents figured out what was happening, he started to drink gasoline from motorcycles, sometimes two or three bottles at a time. This is such a weird sentence. Edited July 21, 2009 by 277: 930-933 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47502-boy-drinks-gasoline-to-be-like-transformers/#findComment-1088396 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Surely that much gasoline in his system would make him violently ill, or I dunno, kill his misguided ass the first time he downed a Big Gulp's worth of 87 octane? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47502-boy-drinks-gasoline-to-be-like-transformers/#findComment-1088421 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 such a retardicon Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47502-boy-drinks-gasoline-to-be-like-transformers/#findComment-1088466 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 277: 930-933 Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 When I was 5 or 6 I used to think it was 'Robots in the skies' instead of 'Robots in disguise' the former being much cooler in my opinion. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47502-boy-drinks-gasoline-to-be-like-transformers/#findComment-1088471 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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