Boy Drinks Gasoline to be Like "Transformers"

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ShanghaiDaily is reporting that a 14-year-old boy has been drinking gasoline for five years to obtain "energy" and to become a "valiant fighter" - just as his idols "Bumble Bee" and "Optimus Prime" from "Transformers."

 

He first started stealing lighters to drink the fuel, but when the parents figured out what was happening, he started to drink gasoline from motorcycles, sometimes two or three bottles at a time.

 

"Since my son started to drink gas, his IQ has dropped sharply and now he can't figure out simple addition and subtraction," the father said.

 

The boy's worried parents finally took their son to the hospital where they were told the boy had a mental disorder and a strong "gasoline dependence."

 

"The gasoline contains a lot of lead, which can do harm to people's brains. To make thing even worse, the boy is in the physical development stage, and the lead has caused serious damage to his body," a doctor from the hospital said.

 

Source: ShanghaiDaily

 

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THAT is fucking hilarious.

lol

prick

poop

loser

surely he must have had a mental disorder to start with

win

it's funny because the transformers never consume gasoline

Title should've been: Boy Drinks Gasoline to be a Dumb Fuck. It's just this generation's version of natural selection.

shape of... a retard

he was drinking leaded gasoline?

  On 7/21/2009 at 3:50 PM, theSun said:

he was drinking leaded gasoline?

yeah, that whole story sounds fishy to me

  On 7/21/2009 at 3:50 PM, theSun said:

he was drinking leaded gasoline?

Well, this was Shanghai...

Plus, unless he was referencing the cartoon, Transformers has only been out since 2005... 4, not 5 years since he started 'drinking gas'

  On 7/21/2009 at 4:22 PM, Joyrex said:

  On 7/21/2009 at 3:50 PM, theSun said:

he was drinking leaded gasoline?

 

Well, this was Shanghai...

 

Plus, unless he was referencing the cartoon, Transformers has only been out since 2005... 4, not 5 years since he started 'drinking gas'

Maybe he thought he could make it into the movie if he got a head start...

didn't everyone in shanghai get killed at the beginning of transformers 2? i call bullshit

lol.

Did you know that entire part of the film was cut out of the Chinese version?

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"Since my son started to drink gas, his IQ has dropped"

Not too sure it was that high to begin with...

"i want to stay with the boy"

made me fucking lol in the first movie.

if you like transformers movie- i don't see drinking gasoline as being too big a step in your development as a retard

Did they not try to stop him after the first time?

Well I'm a West Coast struttin'

One bad mother

Got a rattlesnake suitcase

Under my arm

Said I'm a mean machine

Been drinkin' gasoline

And honey you can make my motor hum

Well I got one chance left

In a nine live cat

I got a dog eat dog sly smile

I got a Molotov cocktail with a match to go

I smoke my cigarette with style

An I can tell you honey

You can make my money tonight

this story is a beat up .. the childs parents owned as stall that sold lighter fluid and the like and the kid became addicted to inhaling these types of chemicals .. then moved on to petrol sniffing .. and for some reason only known to him in his high state .. decided he could get further out of it via drinking the stuff (still not 100% that even happened and if it did .. it would probably have been that one time that put him in hospital) ...

you have to wonder at the motivations for the story ... perhaps a jab at the 'evils of USamerican culture' .. killing our precious chinese honour students...

yaknow ..

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He first started stealing lighters to drink the fuel, but when the parents figured out what was happening, he started to drink gasoline from motorcycles, sometimes two or three bottles at a time.

This is such a weird sentence.

Surely that much gasoline in his system would make him violently ill, or I dunno, kill his misguided ass the first time he downed a Big Gulp's worth of 87 octane?

such a retardicon

When I was 5 or 6 I used to think it was 'Robots in the skies' instead of 'Robots in disguise' the former being much cooler in my opinion.