ok...i dunno if there is already a thread but

I was without my blessed WATMMing for almost 2 days....

not that I wasnt productive....but I sorta miss not being productive and engaging in conversations relating to ice water with ice, brachiosaurs, or the physics of poo-play.

the brachiosaurs drank all the ice water and the leftover ice melted all over watmm's emergency stash of play-poo reducing it to a slimy poopy puddle that leaked into the main server which proved somewhat problematic.

leastways that's my understanding.

i wanna know wtf too ... but in this case .. wtf is with this site .. are the servers getting overloaded regularly .. is chaos in the midst of doing some maintainance (i noticed that threads per page viewed has been drastically reduced - was this a bandwidth saving action .. ??) ..

  On 7/22/2009 at 4:13 AM, doorjamb said:

the brachiosaurs drank all the ice water and the leftover ice melted all over watmm's emergency stash of play-poo reducing it to a slimy poopy pooddle that leaked into the main server which proved somewhat problematic.

 

leastways that's my understanding.

  On 7/22/2009 at 4:29 AM, yek said:

  On 7/22/2009 at 4:13 AM, doorjamb said:

the brachiosaurs drank all the ice water and the leftover ice melted all over watmm's emergency stash of play-poo reducing it to a slimy poopy pooddle that leaked into the main server which proved somewhat problematic.

 

leastways that's my understanding.

I didn't even notice.

Seriously though I managed to convince three wattmers Joyrex had shut this place down for good.

Oh the lols.

I think Apple hacked your internets, George. It's been edited.

We had a CPU spike, which caused our hosting provider to temporarily suspend our account in order to protect the other sites on the server we're hosted on - it was most likely a fluke, due to the recent upgrade of the forum. We've adjusted some settings, so it's unlikely it will happen again.

  On 7/22/2009 at 9:10 AM, Braintree said:

I think Apple hacked your internets, George. It's been edited.

What?

  On 7/22/2009 at 4:24 AM, delet... said:

i wanna know wtf too ... but in this case .. wtf is with this site .. are the servers getting overloaded regularly .. is chaos in the midst of doing some maintainance (i noticed that threads per page viewed has been drastically reduced - was this a bandwidth saving action .. ??) ..

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GREG HOUSE: Imagine that... the roof of the storage closet collapses on your favorite... floor buffer. Which then starts overheating.

 

DR BUFFER: Why would I have a favorite floor buffer?

 

DR BUFFER: Okay. Maybe the electrical works got banged up in there from stuff falling on it.

 

GREG HOUSE: Hmm, interesting. Brain damage leading to hypothalamic dysregulation.

 

GREG HOUSE: Nah. If you're brought in covered in rubble, it's all about the MRIs. We'd have seen that. C'mon! Gotta earn that fiver.

 

DR BUFFER: Or stuff leaked in the holes, messing it up.

 

GREG HOUSE: Lacerations leave multiple portals for infection. Bacteria would've responded to the antibiotics. 'S too high for viral.

 

GREG HOUSE: Parasites or fungus is possible.

 

DR BUFFER: Or maybe lupus.

 

DR BUFFER: Grandma has lupus.

 

GREG HOUSE: Okay, autoimmune. I'll run a lupus panel. Infection fits best. Complete history would be helpful. Which leads to the worst part of the job.

 

GREG HOUSE: Dealing with the floor buffer's family.

I don't think buffer makes the internet shinier.

  On 7/22/2009 at 4:13 AM, doorjamb said:

the brachiosaurs drank all the ice water and the leftover ice melted all over watmm's emergency stash of play-poo reducing it to a slimy poopy puddle that leaked into the main server which proved somewhat problematic.

 

leastways that's my understanding.

i meant to quote this instead of delet's post.

too bad i can't edit

  On 7/22/2009 at 9:05 AM, abusivegeorge said:

I didn't even notice.

 

Seriously though I managed to convince three wattmers Joyrex had shut this place down for good.

 

Oh the lols.

you tried with me but i was asleep when you messaged me and out of town for the 4 days previous and really didn't notice that watmm was down.

wahmm

looks like i left and came back at the right times... i didn't realize anything had happened.

Ace Boogie