Mammary intercourse

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammary_intercourse

NSFW

Yes on wikipedia

It is one of the activities that prostitutes can use as safe sex alternatives for clients who refuse to wear a condom, because mammary intercourse on large breasted women can feel like penetrative sex. Neck herpes!!!

stop posting shit

I almost banged a coworker with huge tits over the weekend. She's had a thing for me for a while, but I didn't really have the heart to go through with it, since I work with her and it would make things extremely awkward. I did get a handful when we made out, though. Wondrous.

  On 7/22/2009 at 7:30 AM, Great Maker ShaiHulud said:

It is one of the activities that prostitutes can use as safe sex alternatives for clients who refuse to wear a condom, because mammary intercourse on large breasted women can feel like penetrative sex. Neck herpes!!!

This is informative and entertaining!

why is drawn penis left uncensored? i'm guessing putting there a photo in similar pose would be just inappropriate for wikis...so drawn penis lacks in texture quality, level of detail, its throbbing shineness and is therefore an acceptable demonstration of the act. therefore killing while wearing raster-spectacles is completely legal and acceptable.

  On 7/22/2009 at 8:03 PM, Godwin Austen said:

<br />why is drawn penis left uncensored? i'm guessing putting there a photo in similar pose would be just inappropriate for wikis...so drawn penis lacks in texture quality, level of detail, its throbbing shineness and is therefore an acceptable demonstration of the act. therefore killing while wearing raster-spectacles is completely legal and acceptable.<br />

there are penile photographs on wikipedia. for example, in the article on "penis."

amazing drawing

  On 7/22/2009 at 8:03 PM, Godwin Austen said:

why is drawn penis left uncensored? i'm guessing putting there a photo in similar pose would be just inappropriate for wikis...so drawn penis lacks in texture quality, level of detail, its throbbing shineness and is therefore an acceptable demonstration of the act. therefore killing while wearing raster-spectacles is completely legal and acceptable.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:NOT#Wikipedia_is_not_censored

have a look at the article on smegma if you don't believe me

"This sexuality-related article is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by expanding it."

lolz

looks good in porn but does it feel good or just ok compared with other penis stimuli

i'm a prude.

  On 7/22/2009 at 9:35 PM, Benedict Cumberbatch said:

i'm a prude.

Well, only way you're gonna find out is if you do it, so ask, and if she says yes, then go for it (make sure she has enough to work with though, if you know what I mean) - otherwise, it will be awkward for both of you.

I dated a girl who didnt have enough to work with. It was awkward.

is there no wikipedia article on hotdogging? maybe we should get asymmetrical head to write it!

oh, and fred mcgriff can do the illustration!

LOL: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handbra

feels good though it's an awkward position. the girl either has to hold her (o )( o) together really tight, or you gotta hold your little squarepusher down so it doesn't pop out of the mounds. some sort of a bosom belt would be the best solution.

Haha. Squarepusher is a great euphemism for a cock.

Boxpusher would be better, I guess.

diddy ride is the correct term for this nonce sense i believe.

no need for the muckshot though

(i fully condone it personally)

but you know what im saying

the muckshot is totally necessary, it explains what you have to do there

ive had this one on my hard drive for a while

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:DoublePenetration.svg

  On 7/22/2009 at 9:56 PM, Mr Salads said:

I dated a girl who didnt have enough to work with. It was Awkward.