Waxing Poetic On Raising Children

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I watched TV, peacefully, with Cordelia lying on the couch next to me. She made some mildly fussy noises, so I picked her up, took her into the nursery, and checked her diaper. I then found that she had shat out, conservatively, 70% of her body weight. The waste product flowed around the diaper like the wind passes by a stick. I had to cross myself. It was majestic... I am almost positive that she can unhinge her hip bones.

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  On 7/23/2009 at 11:26 PM, Joyrex said:

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I watched TV, peacefully, with Cordelia lying on the couch next to me. She made some mildly fussy noises, so I picked her up, took her into the nursery, and checked her diaper. I then found that she had shat out, conservatively, 70% of her body weight. The waste product flowed around the diaper like the wind passes by a stick. I had to cross myself. It was majestic... I am almost positive that she can unhinge her hip bones.

Did I just read "My baby had a massive diarrhea and it was amazing!"?

What an incredible talent, i am very jealous. imagine the relief

you're sick and you're going to stay sick

So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me

you gotta listen carefully,

We got Em in the place who likes it in your face,

we got G like MC who likes it on an

Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady,

and as for me..ah you'll see,

Slam your body down and wind it all around

Slam your body down and wind it all around.

Slam your body down and zig-ah-zig-ah!