Joyrex Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Quote I watched TV, peacefully, with Cordelia lying on the couch next to me. She made some mildly fussy noises, so I picked her up, took her into the nursery, and checked her diaper. I then found that she had shat out, conservatively, 70% of her body weight. The waste product flowed around the diaper like the wind passes by a stick. I had to cross myself. It was majestic... I am almost positive that she can unhinge her hip bones. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47604-waxing-poetic-on-raising-children/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 wat Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47604-waxing-poetic-on-raising-children/#findComment-1090025 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 On 7/23/2009 at 11:26 PM, Joyrex said: Quote I watched TV, peacefully, with Cordelia lying on the couch next to me. She made some mildly fussy noises, so I picked her up, took her into the nursery, and checked her diaper. I then found that she had shat out, conservatively, 70% of her body weight. The waste product flowed around the diaper like the wind passes by a stick. I had to cross myself. It was majestic... I am almost positive that she can unhinge her hip bones. Did I just read "My baby had a massive diarrhea and it was amazing!"? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47604-waxing-poetic-on-raising-children/#findComment-1090059 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 What an incredible talent, i am very jealous. imagine the relief Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47604-waxing-poetic-on-raising-children/#findComment-1090071 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 you're sick and you're going to stay sick Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47604-waxing-poetic-on-raising-children/#findComment-1090154 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me you gotta listen carefully, We got Em in the place who likes it in your face, we got G like MC who likes it on an Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady, and as for me..ah you'll see, Slam your body down and wind it all around Slam your body down and wind it all around. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47604-waxing-poetic-on-raising-children/#findComment-1090195 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 Slam your body down and zig-ah-zig-ah! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47604-waxing-poetic-on-raising-children/#findComment-1090198 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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