Getting shit on by birds

I was sitting outside a restaurant today, using my laptop, when I felt a big rain drop hit my head. I looked up, and there's about 50 seagulls going over, but it's not raining. *Splat* *Splat* *Splat* another torrent of liquid shit sprays the area. Some guy sitting near by got shit all over his shirt. People laugh and tell him it's good luck.

At this point it's pretty clear what hit my head. But, it was only a small drop, and I don't think anyone noticed it hit me, so I decided to play it cool (the alternative is to get up, start running my hands through my hair, and become the funny story everyone tells their spouse when they get home). I sat there for a few minutes till things settled down, then I went home and had a shower. Anyway, it must have been a tiny amount, because the only evidence was a slightly matted spot of hair on the back of my head. Yum.

I saw a gang of seagulls attack an old woman and her labrador the other week in central London by doing their trick of dive bombing and defecating. The woman started panicing and zigzaging across the road while the dog just kept that inimitable labrador lol whats up expression on its face as bird shit flew past its ears.

A few weeks ago GP and I found a fluffy baby bird stranded in a patch of grass. It kept chirping at us and it gawped when I crouched over it so I tried to feed it some Chex Mix crumbs. I heard some screeching and GP yelling an unintelligible warning from behind. I looked back and saw one bird wildly hopping around the roof of an SUV and another arcing above while madly shitting around me, both of them screeching. Luckily, we got away un-shat on. I was just trying to do something nice for your baby, asshole birds.

Funnily enough I just had this conversation with a guy at the park today, but apparantly getting shat on by birds is good luck.

I once had a glob of green diseased pelican diarrhea fall directly on my head when I lived in Monterrey. How can so much diarrhea come out of an animal that size?

It was like I was on You Can't Do That On Television and said "I don't know".

Today a seagull flew over me at the beach and dropped something about three feet away. It ended up being the wing of another seagull.

trafalgar square.

pigeons.

several times.

Yes! Fuckin birds. Although I felt really glad to be able to say from now on that I have been shat on by a bird.

I thought this thread was going to be about convincing your girlfriend to try out scat.

this has happened to me twice in my life... in highschool, i was eating a burger then bird shit hit my shoulder and some of it bounced off onto my burger! another time it happened while i was waiting for the metrolink in orange!

Did you even fix that burger?

  On 7/26/2009 at 4:31 PM, Iain C said:

I thought this thread was going to be about convincing your girlfriend to try out scat.

haha lol, i sometimes forget a "bird" is also a woman in british english.

and gladly (i dont care if it brings luck) i'v never been shat on by birds, i've had a few close calls though...

hmm... is it to be shat on, or to be shitted on? because i'm certain to be shit on is incorrect.

yeah i was getting dumped on by multiple blue birds, i guess that's fun for them

Yeah and have you noticed when they get your car, that shit becomes like fucking araldite? Because I'm scraping it off with my key pretty fucking hard and it doesn't budge. That stuff should be used for glues or some other type of useful sticky/annoying shit

Birds have no bowel control (and the poop and pee come out of the same hole), so when they go isn't really up to them.

YES SEVERAL TIMES