The Never-Ending Cyst

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im too afraid to press play

  On 7/27/2009 at 9:43 PM, elliotjking said:

im too afraid to press play

It's pretty grim - you'll never eat aerosol cheese products again

LOL, that was awesome. I have one roughly that size on my lower back, maybe I should do the same.

If people would wash themselves more often, they could avoid such things.

  On 7/27/2009 at 9:54 PM, Gary C said:

LOL, that was awesome. I have one roughly that size on my lower back, maybe I should do the same.

Video or gtfo

Oh....my..........FUUUCCCKKK!!!!

I only watched half of the video....Jesus fucking Christ man! Where/how/why do you find all these JR?

I would love to lance cysts for a living.

Where'd the pukey emoticon go?

  On 7/27/2009 at 10:06 PM, Yegg said:

I would love to lance cysts for a living.

Strangely enough, so would I!

christ, my eyes :(

i had a big one on my neck a while ago, which decided to burst at work

it was a bit like that, but yellower.

Free mayonnaise dispenser!

  On 7/27/2009 at 11:33 PM, lands end road said:

Free mayonnaise dispenser!

Yeah, it actually DOES look like when you squeeze mayo out of a packet...

Dont have the balls to watch it. Fuck you joyrex, for showing me how much of a man I'm not.

yucky

excellent synopsis xxx:)

  On 7/28/2009 at 12:21 AM, xxx said:

Really a brilliant device of physiology. Some staphylococcal species invades your hair follicle, macrophages keep coming to the rescue to clean it up and then die and create the pus blockade. Anaerobic bacteria who love the lack of oxygen can eat the material but unfortunately, the by-product is dihydrogen sulfide a.k.a fart gas. The body senses the riot going on and builds up a thickened wall so the epic drama can play out safely. So, that smell that everyone pukes over is literally like standing over an anus farting out a Mexican buffet type doomer--it's all the same. It's nothing like a decomposed autopsy but it's pretty close. The problem is all the cigarettes and beer and hairy backs and lack of latex gloves. Should have shaved and scrubbed with chlorhexidine and used an irrigation solution to prevent re-infection. At least that was a surgical grade scalpel and looked like it had a sterile beginning before entering into the sphere of white trash.

I loved every word of this post

  On 7/28/2009 at 12:21 AM, xxx said:

Really a brilliant device of physiology. Some staphylococcal species invades your hair follicle, macrophages keep coming to the rescue to clean it up and then die and create the pus blockade. Anaerobic bacteria who love the lack of oxygen can eat the material but unfortunately, the by-product is dihydrogen sulfide a.k.a fart gas. The body senses the riot going on and builds up a thickened wall so the epic drama can play out safely. So, that smell that everyone pukes over is literally like standing over an anus farting out a Mexican buffet type doomer--it's all the same. It's nothing like a decomposed autopsy but it's pretty close. The problem is all the cigarettes and beer and hairy backs and lack of latex gloves. Should have shaved and scrubbed with chlorhexidine and used an irrigation solution to prevent re-infection. At least that was a surgical grade scalpel and looked like it had a sterile beginning before entering into the sphere of white trash.

WATMM would not be the same without you. Never change!

That video made what happened on his back happen in my pants.

my friend has a re-occurring cyst near his asshole

edit: i'm sure he would be glad i posted that

Is there something wrong if I actually felt a little bit of joy every time more came out? Its kind of like a completionist obsession, no matter what "it" is (in this case, pus), getting it all out is a wonderful victory.

there is no more satisfying thing in life, than to drain pus

What happened at the end when they thought there was a chunky bit and the filming girl says "oh!.....oh......oh"?

  On 7/28/2009 at 12:21 AM, xxx said:

Really a brilliant device of physiology. Some staphylococcal species invades your hair follicle, macrophages keep coming to the rescue to clean it up and then die and create the pus blockade. Anaerobic bacteria who love the lack of oxygen can eat the material but unfortunately, the by-product is dihydrogen sulfide a.k.a fart gas. The body senses the riot going on and builds up a thickened wall so the epic drama can play out safely. So, that smell that everyone pukes over is literally like standing over an anus farting out a Mexican buffet type doomer--it's all the same. It's nothing like a decomposed autopsy but it's pretty close. The problem is all the cigarettes and beer and hairy backs and lack of latex gloves. Should have shaved and scrubbed with chlorhexidine and used an irrigation solution to prevent re-infection. At least that was a surgical grade scalpel and looked like it had a sterile beginning before entering into the sphere of white trash.

My thoughts exactly - considering the amount that came out, I highly doubt she expressed all of it just by squeezing - there was some really deep tissue infection going on there, taking into account the cyst hadn't presented itself very far out of the sub-dermal layer.

If I had to guess, I'd say it was probably an ingrown hair that caused that...

  On 7/28/2009 at 6:02 AM, yek said:

my friend has a re-occurring cyst near his asshole

 

edit: i'm sure he would be glad i posted that

And you know this how?

  On 7/28/2009 at 6:51 AM, Salvatorin said:

Is there something wrong if I actually felt a little bit of joy every time more came out? Its kind of like a completionist obsession, no matter what "it" is (in this case, pus), getting it all out is a wonderful victory.

Not at all - I got more interested each time she'd wipe away, and you'd see a bit more present itself at the incision site...

after seeing this thread i avoided it but today i felt that the image in my head is probably worse than the video. i was wrong. i feel sick now