Make Up a Skateboard Trick Name

As an added bonus, someone who actually skates tell us if these are actually real moves, or moves that could actually be performed outside a Tony Hawk Videogame.

Frontside/Backside Air Nollie Overboard Kickflip McGuffentwist

go

Totem's Flare Compression Body Riddle Ceramic Bomb

front bottom slap

up down turn around

the Chiastic 7.30° Draft Slide

gash grind

lol

Konami Kickflip:

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, select+start

Double surripere v-proc silverside kickflip

goofy-foot choad-slump

Backside superstokedslide

spangle fuck

kaen

Fatflip McChicken

Spazzers 360

lol at kaen

There`s a trick known in my old crew by name Mono Stereo. Wile standing near the skateboard, it`s done by fast step on the tail with one leg, letting the skateboard do double backflip and finishing it with jumping on skateboard.

Fakey Thirteen-Kick Back-Sword Devil Kneel-Slide

kaen slap

disabled kaen slap (goofy foot)

any trick involving kaen always ends with the rider snapping the board in half, using the jagged edges to cut out his own heart and masturbate with it until climax

360 triple batcock

Kelly Clarkson

the inverse best friends slide

the dblue glitch

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the kickflip to mouthwedge & reverse myspace photo

270 crushing mandible to disaster plant knee-thwack

on a related note, i used to inline skate and our words are much better. ALLEY-OOP for example means backwards. other tricks include the 'fishbrain' (the hardest grind - all weight is taken on the topside of one skate at 90 degrees, whilst the other leg is stuck out in front and grabbed by the opposing arm), and the 'Fahrverg-nuegen' (often pronounced FATHER NOOGEN) which literally translates from dutch(?) to "enjoy the ride".