Ulillillia's Site Updated!

holy shit, the character in his new game is totally modeled after him, same mullet, just darker hair color

What/who is Ulillillia? I see the name around here but have no idea what its all about. Am I missing out?

he's sini on steroids.

I looked him up, so he is a guy that plays games all day or something? I thought he made music! Is he on WATMM?

Ulillillia is fucking hardcore.

I would think that TV ratings should affect ads too. Dating service ones are more G than PG. CLASSIC!

And poor guy, did ya see the roof picture? They really don't have much money obviously

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Trouble is, I don't like SDL's license terms for commercial use. The game may only be a 15 MB download, but having to include the source and stuff could easily triple this (I don't know the actual download size).

Someone tell this fool that

1) If it's SDL 1.2 then the LGPL means he only need include source to SDL, not his game, and

2) This is the year 2009, stop caring about the feelings of dialup users. Let dialup users sit in their own caveman shit along with the Amish.

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If I could use static library linking

Yeah... he REALLY doesn't understand the LGPL.

Every time I go on his site, I feel like I really like him, then he mentions Bubsy and I want to kill him.

  On 7/30/2009 at 12:24 AM, placidburp said:

What/who is Ulillillia? I see the name around here but have no idea what its all about. Am I missing out?

If you want to understand Ulillillia, the 'major issues' section of his site is a good primer.

(also see major fears)

Here is a slice of Ulillillia awesome from his recent update:

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So, you might be wondering what my skills are with water. In short, they're very limited. They aren't too decent, although I've figured out a bunch of it on my own (often through using physics and logic), sometimes by mistake. Here's a rough idea on the skills rated 1 (total unknown) to 5 (master):

 

Skill               Experience     Brief notes
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Floating            Intermediate   My primary survival method for very deep water
Surface swimming    Starting       Figured out on my own, but easily exhausted with 50-foot range
Treading water      Starting       Figured out unexpectedly - 20-second maximum duration
Going underwater    Intermediate   No problem, other than not knowing where I'm going
Swimming underwater No idea        How is it even possible?
Diving              No idea        Other needed skills are too weak to do this
Doggie paddling     Beginner       Very slow, but a 200-foot maximum range

 

I pretty much have floating down. If I were to fall in water deeper than I am tall, this would be the only way for me to handle it, leaving me at the mercy of any currents. Surface swimming was figured out by looking at the physics and using some logic. Trouble is, I get exhausted after just 50 feet. I can only do it on my back (head pointed toward the sky). Treading water was figured out unexpectedly upon noticing how, by repeatedly moving my arms outward and inward in a certain way, I was held up. I thought it worked kind of like an airplane's wings, although 40% certainty on this makes it quite unreliable. I can hold my breath for up to 20 seconds underwater, but when I do go under, I always close my eyes. I have no idea what it looks like underwater for real (cameras from TV or looking down when just at the surface are the closest I can get right now). Swimming underwater is one skill I don't have. I don't even see how it's possible. Push your arms back to go forward (blindly for me; Newton's laws of motion (equal and opposite reaction)) then forth (to reset my arms) and you're going nowhere (since you're canceling your forward movement), as I'm seeing it. Diving is a skill limited by other skills. Diving requires deep water as far as I know (no, not cliff diving, unless you consider a 3-inch ledge a cliff) and since my swimming skills are so limited, this skill is out of reach. Doggie paddling is pretty much the same as underwater swimming. Trouble is, I'm 100 times faster on land in a sprint than I am with doggie paddling. On land, I can reach 13 or 14 mph, but I can barely manage an inch per second with doggie paddling and it's apparently for the same reason as underwater swimming. That inch per second may actually be due to currents. The up side is that my range is much more than 50 feet, possibly 200 (untested).

 

As you can tell, I have some progress, enough to survive in the event I need to, but my skills are very limited and weak. The bulk of it from the lack of doing it and the fact I've never had lessons.

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#20 TV ads - ban those of higher content ratings: I'm watching an educational show rated PG then an ad session comes up as usual. Trouble is, the ad is for content rated MA. Shouldn't the content ratings block such ads from even displaying or showing at that time on TV? Those Viagra ads are more for a TV-14 type show due to the nature of the product. Ads for new cars and cell phones are essentially G-rated and would always be allowed. One thing that bothers me is when an ad comes up for boxing where actual fighting is present and it comes up while watching even G-rated shows. Most of what I watch is G and PG, rarely 14, but never MA (in increasing order for those not familiar with the US TV rating system (there's Y and Y7, but those are for kids shows)). I would think that TV ratings should affect ads too. Dating service ones are more G than PG.

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42 new dreams, 3 in one night for the fifth time: Weird dreams, lots of them. I seem to have a surge in weird dreams lately. I don't know why, but I do. I had a good recall rate during April, especially around April 22. On that day, I recalled 3 dreams in one night, for the fifth time. Before the first case of this happening occurred, I was wondering when a case of 3 dreams in one night was going to occur. I knew it was going to be rare. Well, it wasn't. 831 total dreams with 5 cases of this - that's one case every 166 dreams, in a sense. If at least 1 dream is recalled, I have a 1 in about 80 or 90 chance of this occurring. It turns out, it's not so rare after all, at least no where near as rare as I originally thought. I'm now kind of like this for a case where 4 dreams occur in one night. So far, that hasn't happened. I'm thinking that it may not be until 2015 that it'll happen.

lol

  On 7/30/2009 at 2:01 AM, Drahken said:

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#20 TV ads - ban those of higher content ratings: I'm watching an educational show rated PG then an ad session comes up as usual. Trouble is, the ad is for content rated MA. Shouldn't the content ratings block such ads from even displaying or showing at that time on TV? Those Viagra ads are more for a TV-14 type show due to the nature of the product. Ads for new cars and cell phones are essentially G-rated and would always be allowed. One thing that bothers me is when an ad comes up for boxing where actual fighting is present and it comes up while watching even G-rated shows. Most of what I watch is G and PG, rarely 14, but never MA (in increasing order for those not familiar with the US TV rating system (there's Y and Y7, but those are for kids shows)). I would think that TV ratings should affect ads too. Dating service ones are more G than PG.

holy crap I just found the bit about him not being able to say or read the words 'person' or 'people'.

He has to explain it in quite a roundabout way:

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I no longer write, speak, or read the word aloud. I can, however, only very indirectly mention it (more directly through a bunch of clues).

 

The two "bad" words are:

1. A single human. Has the same beginning sound of "purse", the thing females carry around often. (used in a common phrase: "meet in ______")

2. Multiple humans as a group. Has the same ending syllable (for the sound) as "apple" and the same beginning sound as "P" as said as a letter. (Fill in the blank: "A stadium holds about 50,000 ______.")

The video game dreams category has 4 subcategories, for real, fictional, combo, and general video game dreams.

  On 7/30/2009 at 2:12 AM, zazen said:

holy crap I just found the bit about him not being able to say or read the words 'person' or 'people'.

 

He has to explain it in quite a roundabout way:

 

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I no longer write, speak, or read the word aloud. I can, however, only very indirectly mention it (more directly through a bunch of clues).

 

The two "bad" words are:

1. A single human. Has the same beginning sound of "purse", the thing females carry around often. (used in a common phrase: "meet in ______")

2. Multiple humans as a group. Has the same ending syllable (for the sound) as "apple" and the same beginning sound as "P" as said as a letter. (Fill in the blank: "A stadium holds about 50,000 ______.")

I'm trying to find an old forum posting he made on some science community site a few years ago where he separated his dogs who were humping and asked what "that white stuff" was.

I wonder if Ulillillia is just a really crafty troll.

hahaha. on a scale of 1 to 5 (1 being total unknonw, 5 being master), he has a skill level of 3 at floating in water. lololol he's only quite good at floating.

whats going on here? Who's Uloliillillililililiklj?

  On 7/30/2009 at 3:59 AM, my usernames always really suck said:

 

I wonder if Ulillillia is just a really crafty troll.

That's unpossible :angry: :stuart:

pretty much everyone who's introduced to him questions is likely to question his authenticity. browsing the site and realising how much time was put into it kinda answers those questions.

I wonder if he knows about Herr Doktor...

  On 7/30/2009 at 5:49 AM, Great Maker ShaiHulud said:

I wonder if he knows about Herr Doktor...

But no.

He only plays E For Everyone games for E For Everyone gamers such as himself.

Play it your way

  On 7/30/2009 at 6:20 AM, my usernames always really suck said:

  On 7/30/2009 at 5:49 AM, Great Maker ShaiHulud said:

I wonder if he knows about Herr Doktor...

 

 

But no.

 

He only plays E For Everyone games for E For Everyone gamers such as himself.

I meant Dr Oekter!

someone somewhere described him as "the final boss of the internet," which basically sums it up