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i suck at getting a blow job

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does anyone else?

 

today's rejection at a tapas bar, one of the more positive reactions i've had: "i prefer girls. i prefer girls for sucking my staff, but if i can't find one i might have a boy". then i said i can cook (also looking for a souschef), and he snapped "you can't munch spanish! you have to be spanish to munch spanish!", i said yea ok,. he said he'd call me if he needs me.

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I think, since he said that the reaction received involved someone saying 'sucking my staff', this has to do with acquiring blowjobs.

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  Fred McGriff said:

i would have launched my penis out of an RPG cannon and fucked her remotely from my car

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im excellent at getting a blowjob.

 

i shouted today 'gis a gobble!' to her in the kitchen and she came in and said ok.

 

 

finally, an understanding between me & another human being.

 

 

her version is 'can i sit on your face' or 'munch my muff' <points down low>

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  Beethoven, ages ago, said:

To play a wrong note is insignificant. To play without passion is inexcusable

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  On 4/11/2010 at 6:25 AM, 'Rambo' said:

I enjoy the fragility of the rolling lol tbh. The broken lol is like our own mortality staring us in the face, reminding us to enjoy that sunset.

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