modey Posted August 1, 2009 Report Share Posted August 1, 2009 (edited) http://www.landoverbaptist.org/eastereggs.html "Pagan kids didn't have anything to do on Easter Sunday because their mommies and daddies were stuck in a false temple all day, naked and writhing around with their neighbors in Satanic orgies of the flesh. You see, parents had to come up with a way to occupy their children while they were away from home, praying and fornicating under the altar of Satan. And since they didn't have babysitters back then, they gave their kids eggs to play with and sometimes paint," he says. "But the reason they chose eggs had nothing to do with any sort of fertility or fertilizers (as some misguided Christian historians would have you believe). Nope, it was because of Lucifer's testicles! Glory to God! And I won't say a word more about it! I don't want to ruin the book for you!" edit: lol Edited August 1, 2009 by modey Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide modey's signature Hide all signatures youtube | bandcamp | soundcloud | twitter | facebook 0F.digital Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47819-are-your-children-playing-with-lucifers-testicles/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted August 1, 2009 Report Share Posted August 1, 2009 that's gotta be a parody site or some shit. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47819-are-your-children-playing-with-lucifers-testicles/#findComment-1094553 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeQYcJWNBz Posted August 1, 2009 Report Share Posted August 1, 2009 lol http://www.landoverbaptist.org/ great website even the forums are fun to read Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47819-are-your-children-playing-with-lucifers-testicles/#findComment-1094571 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted August 1, 2009 Report Share Posted August 1, 2009 lol, all the links go to landover baptist church, sounds like a fun place Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47819-are-your-children-playing-with-lucifers-testicles/#findComment-1094572 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Space Coyote Posted August 1, 2009 Report Share Posted August 1, 2009 The Eggs/Balls of Satan Half a cup of powdered sugar One quarter teaspoo salt One knifetip Turkish hash Half a pound butter One teaspoon vanilla-sugar Half a pound flour 150 g ground nuts A little extra powdered sugar ... and no eggs Place in a bowl Add butter Add the ground nuts and Knead the dough Form eyeball-size pieces from the dough Roll in the powdered sugar and say the Magic Words: "Sim sala bim bamba sala do saladim" Place on a greased baking pan and Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes ...AND NO EGGS Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes ...and no eggs. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47819-are-your-children-playing-with-lucifers-testicles/#findComment-1094577 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeQYcJWNBz Posted August 1, 2009 Report Share Posted August 1, 2009 UND KEINE EIER Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47819-are-your-children-playing-with-lucifers-testicles/#findComment-1094578 Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted August 1, 2009 Report Share Posted August 1, 2009 So is the yolk the actual balls? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47819-are-your-children-playing-with-lucifers-testicles/#findComment-1094579 Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted August 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2009 lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide modey's signature Hide all signatures youtube | bandcamp | soundcloud | twitter | facebook 0F.digital Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47819-are-your-children-playing-with-lucifers-testicles/#findComment-1094586 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WhoNeedsElectricity Posted August 1, 2009 Report Share Posted August 1, 2009 (edited) On 8/1/2009 at 11:37 AM, Landover said: parents who by lack of faith can't afford to send their children to a decent Christian school. So you're poor because you don't pray enough? I thought religion was supposed to make people feel good about themselves. Edited August 1, 2009 by WhoNeedsElectricity Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47819-are-your-children-playing-with-lucifers-testicles/#findComment-1094652 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted August 1, 2009 Report Share Posted August 1, 2009 (edited) lol my god american christians are so shit though this could easily have been genuine easter itself is named after a pagan saxon god, for fuck's sake Edited August 1, 2009 by ezkerraldean Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47819-are-your-children-playing-with-lucifers-testicles/#findComment-1094655 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv_party Posted August 1, 2009 Report Share Posted August 1, 2009 yeah landover baptist is from the whitehouse.org people Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47819-are-your-children-playing-with-lucifers-testicles/#findComment-1094665 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted August 1, 2009 Report Share Posted August 1, 2009 (edited) holy fuck that forum is rediculous like, this can't be true http://www.landoverbaptist.org/thestaff/ladies/daisymae.html Edited August 1, 2009 by essines Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47819-are-your-children-playing-with-lucifers-testicles/#findComment-1094701 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted August 1, 2009 Report Share Posted August 1, 2009 THIS MUST BE SOME KIND OF SICK YOLK!! I AM TOTALLY EGG-AINST IT!! EAST'ER?? I BARELY KNEW'ER!! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Zephyr_Nova's signature Hide all signatures http://zephyrnova.bandcamp.com/releases My noise: http://cthulhudetonator.bandcamp.com My band: http://theskylitup.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47819-are-your-children-playing-with-lucifers-testicles/#findComment-1094711 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 LOLed massively at the topic title! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47819-are-your-children-playing-with-lucifers-testicles/#findComment-1095475 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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