Braintree Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 So there's this girl that works part time at the same bar that I do, and I'm really into her. I was supposed to meet up with some friends last night across town but I bailed because she came in for some free drinks since it was her birthday. The band was all packed up [i do the audio there], and my shift was done, so I just wanted to chill and have a few beers with her. So everything is cool, and the bartender announces last call. Shortly thereafter some dude starts a fight like ten feet away. Glasses are getting knocked over and broken, so I jump up and start moving that shit so no one gets hurt on it [the guys were on the floor at this point]. Then this dude right next to me starts to topple over. He's holding his face and falling, so I try to catch him and let him down gently. I thought he might have been glassed or something. I was expecting to see blood all over his face, but there was nothing there. Apparently the fucker that started the fight pulled out pepper spray. Several people, including one of the bartenders got hit. My eyes were burning for a while, too, but I was a few feet away when it went off. So we told everyone to get the fuck out, called the police, and I ended up cleaning up broken glass and leading a temporarily blind man around instead of making out with this cute girl. God. Damn. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47842-the-joys-of-working-in-a-bar/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 (edited) then you should have grabbed the girl and get the fuck out of there edit: grammer Edited August 2, 2009 by Godwin Austen Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47842-the-joys-of-working-in-a-bar/#findComment-1095116 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 was she turned on by all the violence? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47842-the-joys-of-working-in-a-bar/#findComment-1095118 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest joshier Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 On 8/2/2009 at 10:10 PM, Godwin Austen said: then you should have grabbed the girl and get the fuck out of there edit: grammer he's loyal to his damn job ok! on a serious note, i would also be tempted to grab girl + walk out, but I think the girl would be more concerned about the fight and whatnot. braintree doesn't want to come across as too earger... Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47842-the-joys-of-working-in-a-bar/#findComment-1095121 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted August 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 We're friends with everyone that works there so it's not like we could just leave. I would have looked like a massive asshole if I had just peaced. On 8/2/2009 at 10:13 PM, JohnTqs said: was she turned on by all the violence? No, but I was. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47842-the-joys-of-working-in-a-bar/#findComment-1095125 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 (edited) On 8/2/2009 at 10:10 PM, Godwin Austen said: then you should have grabbed the girl and get the fuck out of there edit: grammer first reply is too right. you've had a crazy night, you've been pepper sprayed... you just want to get out of there and chill out, dig? edit: read rest of posts... maybe not then. Edited August 2, 2009 by idrn Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47842-the-joys-of-working-in-a-bar/#findComment-1095144 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 On 8/2/2009 at 10:21 PM, Braintree said: We're friends with everyone that works there so it's not like we could just leave. I would have looked like a massive asshole if I had just peaced. On 8/2/2009 at 10:13 PM, JohnTqs said: was she turned on by all the violence? No, but I was. when exactly? was it after you caught the guy from behind or before that...when you knew you just got an opportunity? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47842-the-joys-of-working-in-a-bar/#findComment-1095189 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted August 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 I think it was when I saw all the sweaty men with their shirts torn asunder. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47842-the-joys-of-working-in-a-bar/#findComment-1095213 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 This is fucking hot braintree, I'm going to fap to this secenario in my head. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47842-the-joys-of-working-in-a-bar/#findComment-1095249 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 i'm going to fap the shit out of my cock over george and braintree making out in a bar Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47842-the-joys-of-working-in-a-bar/#findComment-1095261 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted August 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 It's also a gay bar, so it's completely natural. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47842-the-joys-of-working-in-a-bar/#findComment-1095386 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Much respect - my mother was a bartender for over 40 years, but thankfully only worked at NCO and Officer's clubs while my father was in the military, so things were pretty chill for the most part. You should go find a nice hotel to tend bar at - easy, decent tippers (if it's a decent hotel), and generally nice patrons. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47842-the-joys-of-working-in-a-bar/#findComment-1095447 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 (edited) On 8/3/2009 at 5:09 PM, Joyrex said: Much respect - my mother was a bartender for over 40 years, but thankfully only worked at NCO and Officer's clubs while my father was in the military, so things were pretty chill for the most part. You should go find a nice hotel to tend bar at - easy, decent tippers (if it's a decent hotel), and generally nice patrons. but then he couldn't do audio for the band .. and perhaps he's got a nice crew around him ... still though what you said is truth ... move up in bar world .. but then wouldn't you have to know how to make git drinks .. you know .. cocktails .. and arsenoses and such .. Edited August 3, 2009 by delet... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47842-the-joys-of-working-in-a-bar/#findComment-1095457 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 heres what i would have done grabbed the nearest lubricant. removed my jacket & shirt and fold nicely. oil up my upper torso. and gone jason statham on their asses! booya! at the gay bar, gay bar. *tap dance* Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47842-the-joys-of-working-in-a-bar/#findComment-1095462 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 On 8/3/2009 at 5:50 PM, Benedict Cumberbatch said: heres what i would have done grabbed the nearest lubricant. removed my jacket & shirt and fold nicely. oil up my upper torso. and gone jason statham on their asses! booya! at the gay bar, gay bar. *tap dance* this i presume ... is why they call you benedict cumberbatch ... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47842-the-joys-of-working-in-a-bar/#findComment-1095469 Share on other sites More sharing options...
goffer Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 i think you scored a few manly man points... good job! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide goffer's signature Hide all signatures PHOTOS Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47842-the-joys-of-working-in-a-bar/#findComment-1095525 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sneaksta303 Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 anyone else here been in the american military ( ) and remember the CS gas chamber from basic training? I got some pictures of that somewhere. People running out and vomiting. lolz. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sneaksta303's signature Hide all signatures The Dark Tower Cycle Pplz ep The Swarm H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1 Branch Acidian - Acid's Done Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47842-the-joys-of-working-in-a-bar/#findComment-1095551 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 (edited) nasty ... ar well ..better now than surprised later i guess... still though combat is something different altogether ... and probably not involving sophisticated gas attacks ... more about explosive nasties ..and horrific high velocities .. ;-/ Edited August 3, 2009 by delet... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47842-the-joys-of-working-in-a-bar/#findComment-1095558 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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