Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8183502.stm I'm interested to hear lumpenprol's take on this. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47915-the-chinese-trust-their-hookers/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 in before lum.. oh fuck theres one in the first post Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47915-the-chinese-trust-their-hookers/#findComment-1096425 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Concubines are also making a comeback. http://www.upi.com/Top_News/2009/07/26/Are-concubines-making-a-comeback-in-China/UPI-51521248586478/ Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47915-the-chinese-trust-their-hookers/#findComment-1096426 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Quote Politicians were far down the list, closer to scientists and teachers. what? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47915-the-chinese-trust-their-hookers/#findComment-1096427 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 lol, I never expected such a oddball confirmation of my own personal observation - as I mentioned in the other thread, I think street vendors and hookers are the most down-to-earth, "honest" people I've met here. Of course it's not true across the board, but many of the hookers here are simply what we'd call extremely independent and self-sufficient women in the west. For example, my (as of four days ago) ex-girlfriend (and ex-hooker) has traveled to Macao, Singapore, and Bahrain. Some other hookerfriends of hers traveled as far as Turkey. Imagine that. Most Chinese never get the opportunity to leave their country, and yet the hookers find ways to travel the entire globe plying their trade. They tend to be really bold, strong-willed, and interesting people. I'll give you an interesting comparison. When I first arrived in China I had a translator who was still an undergrad, a brilliant young middle-class/upper-middle-class Chinese woman who learned Norewegian "for the hell of it." She's now in Geneva pursuing her graduate degree in international finance. Before she left, I asked her if she could hook me up for a date with any of her single classmates. She said sure, and a few days later contacted me on MSN - she said she wanted to introduce me to an attractive and well educated friend of hers. "But before we go any further," she said, "My friend has one question for you: what's your annual salary?" I was totally floored, and asked her "Is your friend a prostitute?" She felt insulted and ashamed; neither she nor her friend saw anything wrong with the question. I guess many middle-class chinese women are essentially raised to be gold diggers. I'm sure they would call it being pragmatic. By contrast, my now ex-gf never asked me for a dime. I let her stay at my place for free and in exchange she cooked once in a while and did my laundry, but that was the extent of our quid pro quo. When she left, we didn't argue, she just informed me she had rented an apartment across town and was moving out. I was at work at the time, so she asked me if I wanted to come home to make sure she didn't take anything that wasn't hers. I said no, of course not, no problem. When I came home her stuff was gone, everything else was tidy, and there was fresh watermelon and grapes on the table. She's awesome, and by far one of the most honest women I've met. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47915-the-chinese-trust-their-hookers/#findComment-1096626 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 i need to marry me one o these i thought asian chicks were batshit crazy or is that just japanese Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaen's signature Hide all signatures trumps toe fungus Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47915-the-chinese-trust-their-hookers/#findComment-1096629 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 On 8/5/2009 at 5:35 PM, kaen said: i need to marry me one o these i thought asian chicks were batshit crazy or is that just japanese no I think it applies to most of them, my ex-gf included. I think she has mild dissociative disorder, or she's just a hair-trigger nympho, lol. It's really funny, when she gets turned on by a guy she literally can't help herself, her eyes get all hungry and unearthly and her nostrils start dilating rhythmically. I'm totally serious - I used to make fun of her by dilating my nostrils back at her, which is something I can do consciously, which would make her complain "but I can't help it, when I get turned on my nostrils pulsate in time with my pussy!" I've never met someone who seemed so much at the mercy of her libido (which is why she stood out to me in the first place). She definitely has a switch in her brain. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47915-the-chinese-trust-their-hookers/#findComment-1096633 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 damn, thats fucking hot. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaen's signature Hide all signatures trumps toe fungus Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47915-the-chinese-trust-their-hookers/#findComment-1096639 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 yeah it's just kind of funny - a friend of mine visited from the states once and I found out later that she came on to him, and he had to lock himself in the bathroom with a raging hardon, both extremely turned on by her and afraid of her at the same time. Of course she was the one who told me about it, laughing - she's honest, but not necessarily faithful! She was pretty literally "bewitching." The problem is people with voodoo power get boring after a while, plus she got that boob job which really messed things up. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47915-the-chinese-trust-their-hookers/#findComment-1096641 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 forgot about those pics, brb need to fap Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaen's signature Hide all signatures trumps toe fungus Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47915-the-chinese-trust-their-hookers/#findComment-1096643 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 yeah actually that comp i posted here once shows her switch in the process of flipping (now noted for clarity). It's like that old Sesame Street interlude, "one of these kids is doing his own thing, one of these kids is not quite the same." If you develop an eye for it, you can spot in in many Asian girls, at least I have. I wish I could teach a class on crazy asian broads, lol. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47915-the-chinese-trust-their-hookers/#findComment-1096646 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Space Coyote Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 lumpenrol for some reason I thought you were chinese too, or at least asian. this has been enlightening. insane about the 'goodbye' fruit and her admitting to trying to knock boots with your visiting friend!! Also, that picture from lumpenprol is so goddamn broken with this forums stupid picture viewing script (on firefox 3.5.1). Goddamn it, I already use greased lightbox with firefox, I don't need the assistance! And my kingdom for the Full Reply page to have the thread preview scroll-through-able below the box once again. Jesus christ if it isn't broken don't go and break it. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47915-the-chinese-trust-their-hookers/#findComment-1096745 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 On 8/5/2009 at 9:52 PM, Space Coyote said: lumpenrol for some reason I thought you were chinese too, or at least asian. this has been enlightening. insane about the 'goodbye' fruit and her admitting to trying to knock boots with your visiting friend!! Also, that picture from lumpenprol is so goddamn broken with this forums stupid picture viewing script (on firefox 3.5.1). Goddamn it, I already use greased lightbox with firefox, I don't need the assistance! And my kingdom for the Full Reply page to have the thread preview scroll-through-able below the box once again. Jesus christ if it isn't broken don't go and break it. Why not turn off your faggott-ass Fireghey extensions and let the websites provide their own web 2.0 experience... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47915-the-chinese-trust-their-hookers/#findComment-1096762 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 On 8/5/2009 at 5:35 PM, kaen said: i thought asian chicks were batshit crazy or is that just japanese You're thinking of white women. All of the non-white girls I've dated have been ace. The white ones turn out to be complicated or just plain crazy. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47915-the-chinese-trust-their-hookers/#findComment-1096777 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest inteeliguntdesign Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 On 8/5/2009 at 6:09 PM, lumpenprol said: yeah actually that comp i posted here once shows her switch in the process of flipping (now noted for clarity). It's like that old Sesame Street interlude, "one of these kids is doing his own thing, one of these kids is not quite the same." If you develop an eye for it, you can spot in in many Asian girls, at least I have. I wish I could teach a class on crazy asian broads, lol. favourite watmm member. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47915-the-chinese-trust-their-hookers/#findComment-1096803 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Space Coyote Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 On 8/5/2009 at 10:29 PM, Joyrex said: Why not turn off your faggott-ass Fireghey extensions and let the websites provide their own web 2.0 experience... Ahh that did the trick. I'll add an exception for that add-in for watmm. Thanks for the quick response Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47915-the-chinese-trust-their-hookers/#findComment-1096813 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 On 8/5/2009 at 10:55 PM, Braintree said: On 8/5/2009 at 5:35 PM, kaen said: i thought asian chicks were batshit crazy or is that just japanese You're thinking of white women. All of the non-white girls I've dated have been ace. The white ones turn out to be complicated or just plain crazy. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47915-the-chinese-trust-their-hookers/#findComment-1096842 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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