what would you give a 12 year old nephew and a 14 year old niece

i'm trying to think what i would want at that age, and it would have been tobacco

edit: i could be really cool and give them tobacco, but maybe they're anti-smoking now

An STI

blowjobs & pussay eatin

wattum accounts

A weekend at Michael Jackson's

  On 8/6/2009 at 3:59 AM, analogue wings said:

wattum accounts

you wish

edit: watmm accounts and an inbox full of analogue wings messages

Vidya games of course.

i don't know what console they have

they had a ps2 last time i saw them, and a psp that i gave to my nephew

i'll ask

edit: i should probably just ask what 'vidya' games they want at the moment

get them a casio and a 606

or one of those light up sneakers

cake and herpes

i need to give them something good or nothing at all. if i give them something crap they'll really hate me

how about a dvd of skins seasons 1 and 2

i hear kids love that show to death

14 MONTH CALENDAR WITH PICTURES OF THEM FROM FAR AWAY

  On 8/6/2009 at 4:02 AM, tauboo said:

  On 8/6/2009 at 3:59 AM, analogue wings said:

wattum accounts

you wish

 

edit: watmm accounts and an inbox full of analogue wings messages

fuck, do you still have my password?

find 12 year old nephew and 14 year old girlfriend and find the 14 year old niece and 12 year old boyfriend.

The Do's and Dont's of Incest.

get them the shoes with the wheels. fuck i want some of those

Give your niece a $10-20 gift certificate to one of the following: claires, h & m, roxy, or a makeup store.

  On 8/6/2009 at 6:20 AM, chenGOD said:

The Do's and Dont's of Incest.

lol

  On 8/6/2009 at 4:59 AM, Adjective said:

14 MONTH CALENDAR WITH PICTURES OF THEM FROM FAR AWAY

lol

i'd give them two dicks

  On 8/6/2009 at 6:51 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

in after dick

that's called sloppy seconds

i'd rape them, that way they won't want presents from me ever again.

or would they?