kaini Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 my job is so fucking unbelievable. i'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks i work with: first, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. the girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. she is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. she is as dumb as a box of rocks, and i still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. the next chick is completely the opposite. she might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. she is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. i'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. i think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat. but the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. and this guy is more than just your average pothead. in fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and i'm sure after work. he probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. he dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. every fúcking day i have to look at this huge great dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. hell, sometimes i even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to mcdonalds and burger king, every single fucking day. anyway, i drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shít. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47966-co-workers/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Siegecow's signature Hide all signatures On 3/16/2011 at 8:14 PM, troon said: fuck off! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47966-co-workers/#findComment-1097427 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 (edited) Is your name Fred, by any chance? Edited August 6, 2009 by Root5 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Root5's signature Hide all signatures WATMM Christmas Albums: 2011 2012 2013 2014MOST IDM Tribute Albums: Incomplete Skyscrapers Rogue Planet Mycorhizae Olympus Mons HeadphonesOther Compilation Albums: Heading for Outer Space Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47966-co-workers/#findComment-1097428 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 you're crazy. velma's fucking hot. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47966-co-workers/#findComment-1097436 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 rooby dooby dooo Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47966-co-workers/#findComment-1097441 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Hey Fred, I've always wanted to ask you, are you related to JFK in any way? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Root5's signature Hide all signatures WATMM Christmas Albums: 2011 2012 2013 2014MOST IDM Tribute Albums: Incomplete Skyscrapers Rogue Planet Mycorhizae Olympus Mons HeadphonesOther Compilation Albums: Heading for Outer Space Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47966-co-workers/#findComment-1097442 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeQYcJWNBz Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47966-co-workers/#findComment-1097443 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 boo Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47966-co-workers/#findComment-1097444 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 I read the exact same story yesterday on another message board. Where is this text originally from? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47966-co-workers/#findComment-1097466 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest joshier Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 i was wishing that story was true. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47966-co-workers/#findComment-1097474 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted August 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 On 8/6/2009 at 10:43 PM, nene multiple assgasms said: you're crazy. velma's fucking hot. i agree, but the copypasta doesn't Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47966-co-workers/#findComment-1097493 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rabid Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 On 8/6/2009 at 11:17 PM, Enter a new display name said: I read the exact same story yesterday on another message board. Where is this text originally from? Yeah I see this reposted everywhere. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47966-co-workers/#findComment-1097570 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Half way through I was thinking you should write a sitcom or something. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47966-co-workers/#findComment-1097594 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 I'll be honest and admit until I saw the replies that I was going to ask you where you worked... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47966-co-workers/#findComment-1097880 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 http://www.google.fr/search?source=ig&hl=fr&rlz=&=&q=%22my+job+is+so+fucking+unbelievable.+i%27ll+try+to+sum+it+up+by+first+telling+you+about+the+folks+i+work+with%3A%22&btnG=Recherche+Google&meta=lr%3D seriously kaini wtf Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47966-co-workers/#findComment-1098401 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 On 8/7/2009 at 6:00 PM, Joyrex said: I'll be honest and admit until I saw the replies that I was going to ask you where you worked... Vaio support. Vaios are actually quite mysterious Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47966-co-workers/#findComment-1098403 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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