co-workers

my job is so fucking unbelievable. i'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks i work with:

first, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. the girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. she is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. she is as dumb as a box of rocks, and i still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

the next chick is completely the opposite. she might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. she is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. i'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. i think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

but the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. and this guy is more than just your average pothead. in fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and i'm sure after work. he probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. he dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. every fúcking day i have to look at this huge great dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. hell, sometimes i even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to mcdonalds and burger king, every single fucking day.

anyway, i drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shít.

Is your name Fred, by any chance?

you're crazy. velma's fucking hot.

rooby dooby dooo

Hey Fred, I've always wanted to ask you, are you related to JFK in any way?

lol

boo

I read the exact same story yesterday on another message board. Where is this text originally from?

i was wishing that story was true.

  On 8/6/2009 at 10:43 PM, nene multiple assgasms said:

you're crazy. velma's fucking hot.

i agree, but the copypasta doesn't

  On 8/6/2009 at 11:17 PM, Enter a new display name said:

I read the exact same story yesterday on another message board. Where is this text originally from?

Yeah I see this reposted everywhere.

Half way through I was thinking you should write a sitcom or something.

I'll be honest and admit until I saw the replies that I was going to ask you where you worked...

http://www.google.fr/search?source=ig&hl=fr&rlz=&=&q=%22my+job+is+so+fucking+unbelievable.+i%27ll+try+to+sum+it+up+by+first+telling+you+about+the+folks+i+work+with%3A%22&btnG=Recherche+Google&meta=lr%3D

seriously kaini wtf

  On 8/7/2009 at 6:00 PM, Joyrex said:

I'll be honest and admit until I saw the replies that I was going to ask you where you worked...

Vaio support. Vaios are actually quite mysterious