tenga eggs

*don't forget to remove the baby chicken beforehand imagine the pain of a pecked up pecker

fucking lol

  On 8/7/2009 at 11:50 AM, petr said:

*don't forget to remove the baby chicken beforehand imagine the pain of a pecked up pecker

it's the baby chicken that makes it work - FLINTZSTONEZ STYLZ

i have a strict policy no chickens within 5 ft of my dick

I HAVE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY

oh yeah except that one time ...LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES

that explains your expression in that photo...

stop talking about it

petr STOP THE LYING

i told you it was only one time with that chicken it never happened again i'm not lying i rucfking sWEARon a god's bible

The pressures involved concern me.

i liked the science penis

FIT

It can also keep your ears warm.

I want one of these

i'd hit it

Leave it to the Japanese to invent the best possible way to get yo wank on...

it's got a nice action to it.

interesting comment on that site

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Funny how it still seems to be that men have to be loathed when they use masturbation toys when for women it's like a rite of passage to adulthood.

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so i fell asleep and i had a dream where i had like 4 of these eggs and i was struggling to hide them before my parents entered the room

  On 8/7/2009 at 7:06 PM, Squee said:

 

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Make your wildest amputee fantasies become real.

That vajayjay looks like it's removable.

huh.

what a world. removable vaginas.

These things are amazing. Everyone should try it at least once.

Wow a little browsing and look what comes up.

Feel like the first time, every time (NSFW derrr)