You assholes

You better all be getting pissed this weekend in aid of my birthday you fucking assholes.

yeah good advice dickhead. glad you learnt a lesson.

  On 8/7/2009 at 9:02 PM, Benedict Cumberbatch said:

yeah good advice dickhead. glad you learnt a lesson.

I'm not pissed you dickhead, thats why I hope all of you are, penis.

This is the first day all week I've not been pissed, does that count?

FUCK ITS CARETSTIK.

FUCK

Dude glad you got home ok, how you feeling?

i abuse alcohol so it makes people with birthdays feel better

  On 8/7/2009 at 9:15 PM, abusivegeorge said:

FUCK ITS CARETSTIK.

 

FUCK

 

Dude glad you got home ok, how you feeling?

Sound thanks man, just a wee bit jaded. And also hopefully getting pissed this weekend, I'll do so in your honour.

methinks given the trajectory of this conversation this will come in handy later on =D

im getting very drunk tomoz and possibly doing lots of speed

like i promised i masturbated in your honor about an hour ago, i feel dirty and used, just the way i like it.

Lol!

I'm workin all night mate but will have a good ol' piss up in your honour tomorrow!

Tomorrow I will drink lots of alcohol and wander the streets yelling at people I don't know

  On 8/7/2009 at 9:04 PM, abusivegeorge said:

  On 8/7/2009 at 9:02 PM, Benedict Cumberbatch said:

yeah good advice dickhead. glad you learnt a lesson.

 

I'm not pissed you dickhead, thats why I hope all of you are, penis.

i really shouldnt have to point out the obvious but you drank too much and fucked yourself. now you're recommending it to everyone else. idiot

  On 8/7/2009 at 9:51 PM, Benedict Cumberbatch said:

  On 8/7/2009 at 9:04 PM, abusivegeorge said:

  On 8/7/2009 at 9:02 PM, Benedict Cumberbatch said:

yeah good advice dickhead. glad you learnt a lesson.

 

I'm not pissed you dickhead, thats why I hope all of you are, penis.

 

i really shouldnt have to point out the obvious but you drank too much and fucked yourself. now you're recommending it to everyone else. idiot

Everyone else isn't an alcoholic you fucking knob, go suck a dick and chill, fuckin prick.

yeah suck a chill dick prick

  On 8/7/2009 at 9:56 PM, Mr Salads said:

yeah suck a chill dick prick

Fuckin lol

lol

?where did all of my emoticons go?

  On 8/7/2009 at 9:54 PM, abusivegeorge said:

  On 8/7/2009 at 9:51 PM, Benedict Cumberbatch said:

  On 8/7/2009 at 9:04 PM, abusivegeorge said:

  On 8/7/2009 at 9:02 PM, Benedict Cumberbatch said:

yeah good advice dickhead. glad you learnt a lesson.

 

I'm not pissed you dickhead, thats why I hope all of you are, penis.

 

i really shouldnt have to point out the obvious but you drank too much and fucked yourself. now you're recommending it to everyone else. idiot

 

Everyone else isn't an alcoholic you fucking knob, go suck a dick and chill, fuckin prick.

yeah you're special man.

you're a posterboy for alcohol

  On 8/7/2009 at 10:36 PM, Benedict Cumberbatch said:

  On 8/7/2009 at 9:54 PM, abusivegeorge said:

  On 8/7/2009 at 9:51 PM, Benedict Cumberbatch said:

  On 8/7/2009 at 9:04 PM, abusivegeorge said:

  On 8/7/2009 at 9:02 PM, Benedict Cumberbatch said:

yeah good advice dickhead. glad you learnt a lesson.

 

I'm not pissed you dickhead, thats why I hope all of you are, penis.

 

i really shouldnt have to point out the obvious but you drank too much and fucked yourself. now you're recommending it to everyone else. idiot

 

Everyone else isn't an alcoholic you fucking knob, go suck a dick and chill, fuckin prick.

 

yeah you're special man.

 

 

you're a posterboy for alcohol

lol, dude it's a fucking asshole thread and this is the internets. just keep doing what ya doing.

how worked up do we all think awkward can make george?

my vote goes for "very muchso"

The internets cannot wind me up. I love you all equally.

  On 8/7/2009 at 10:38 PM, abusivegeorge said:

  On 8/7/2009 at 10:36 PM, Benedict Cumberbatch said:

  On 8/7/2009 at 9:54 PM, abusivegeorge said:

  On 8/7/2009 at 9:51 PM, Benedict Cumberbatch said:

  On 8/7/2009 at 9:04 PM, abusivegeorge said:

  On 8/7/2009 at 9:02 PM, Benedict Cumberbatch said:

yeah good advice dickhead. glad you learnt a lesson.

 

I'm not pissed you dickhead, thats why I hope all of you are, penis.

 

i really shouldnt have to point out the obvious but you drank too much and fucked yourself. now you're recommending it to everyone else. idiot

 

Everyone else isn't an alcoholic you fucking knob, go suck a dick and chill, fuckin prick.

 

yeah you're special man.

 

 

you're a posterboy for alcohol

 

lol, dude it's a fucking asshole thread and this is the internets. just keep doing what ya doing.

ah so its only the internets and you didnt drink yourself silly and now you're not telling everyone to do the same. brilliant.

i love you Ben

dandy fuckers and slaphappy faggots

tis my birthday too, a day to tremble in shadow of dread;

a rigponch to quench my humble nostrils,

and a goofhound or two to honor my stench.

Boooyah! I ended up going to my pals house and drinkig loads of shitty wine an eating shitty pizza! I would have done this regardless, but I also think George is a fucking lovely guy so i'm posting in this thread! F U, er...that guy!!

Also B/C, do you watch the Inbetweeners? I reckon you would like it. smiley face