moving into my first 1br apartment

in two weeks ill be in a new 1br apartment, im not used to living alone, i think ill like it in many respects(can play my music, walk around naked, jerk off in the teapot), but im also worried about others. Im worried about security, fucking dealing with asshole neighbors....

im in a decent community or so ive heard, but the town im moving into isnt perfect....im thinking about buying a gun or short of that, a taser..

anyone have any crazy stories about livin single in an apartment or any advice for dealing with it?

i can be a somewhat anxious person....wonder what it will be like to be left to my own devices..

Buy a really fucking big gun

Jerk off into a teapot.

dude i already mentioned im fucking buying a gun and jerking off into a teapot.

if i wanted to talk to myself id tape a fucking snorkel to my ear

fucking worthless faggots.

tape a fucking snorkel to your ear you worthless faggot

you are a cancer among men.

lol

eat frozen meals till you poop blood and off yourself in the shower with a pickaxe

get a cat or 10

see people, that's how you make a reply post.

note the brand new idea not regurgitated for a lackluster chortle.

instead, he has used some semblance of his mouse-like brain to create an original and somewhat relevant response.

also i am considering getting a cat.

cats are boss.

boss.

Buy a really fucking big dog so if someone breaks in the dog will scare them away

next week i'm going to try to get a job and a place to stay at the same time, if i fail i'll be homeless

have you been sharing with friends or living with parents so far?

both. i lived with a good friend for a few years, then moved to the big city to live with another friend and a few strangers. that experience went so horribly i have been living at home for 4 months.

good luck on finding a place, there are plenty of them but like the housing market in the US they like to charge you far out the ass for nothing.

BUY A DRAGON AND A CAT

Living alone is awesome.

For instance, it's 12:31 am right now and I just made myself a sandwich and I'm watching a movie at full volume. Also friends will love being invited over.

Fuck cats, buy a dog.

Living alone is rad

If you choke to death nobody will know about it

what town is this? is it in s korea?

i hope i can somehow earn enough to rent my own place, rather than share with strangers, people are unreasonable and hard to live with

so be happy about it

buy a chair and kick it out from under you, your boner will not bother anyone and they won't find you until the smell permeates your neighbor's shitty little one bedroom apartment and she decides to find out what happened to the quiet virginal guy in 3a

make music. also, get a dog

buy a horse

Get a kitten and a puppy.

Aww.

yeah fuck a cat. get a dog. bachelors with cats = fags. real talk.

you're gonna like it and your friends are gonna love it

get a slap chop. you'll be slappin' your troubles away with the slap chop.