if sperm is supposed to help skin look younger..

then why does my right hand look exactly like my left one?

No don't :(

Do you cum all over your right hand?

hehehehe

  On 8/11/2009 at 5:37 AM, impakt said:

Do you cum all over your right hand?

the "fountain" of youth

use sperm as toothpaste... fights tartar!

if you cant learn how to masturbate without cumming all over your hand, you are retarded or are a palsied out motherfucker.

  On 8/11/2009 at 6:47 AM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

if you cant learn how to masturbate without cumming all over your hand, you are retarded or are a palsied out motherfucker.

If you don't cum on your hand when you masturbate, you're a nerd.

No Don't :( is easily the best poster on the board.

Still the best WATMM avatar.

You are in your mid twenties. You don't have the skin of a 64 year old.

so cum is better than moisturisers only for men

*jots is down*

  On 8/11/2009 at 12:47 PM, Obel said:

Still the best WATMM avatar.

ehehehe your avv's pretty cute too ^_^ i <i video games too!!!!!

so the people that say they feel young in the inside mean they are cum suckers?

Couldnt be true. Why are my balls so wrinkly?

and your grandmother

edit: and your mum

anyway

Whenever I see No Don't :('s avatar it reminds me of weetabix.

  On 8/12/2009 at 1:15 AM, tauboo said:

and your grandmother

 

edit: and your mum

 

anyway

Wow, sure told me.

these explain why those skin insides my bumhole is nice and smoothe

  On 8/12/2009 at 1:47 AM, LUDD said:

these explain why those skin insides my bumhole is nice and smoothe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myqQGg_s-Pw

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GML

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpx_VXRG_qc

While I'm not really a fan of pitchfork their description of this song having a "Donkeyfuck harmonica solo" is pretty dead on.