Shaved my Balls

Well WATMM, I finally went and did it. After years of trimming down with scissors, and occasionally using a hand-razor on errant hairs on the shaft, I finally worked up the courage to shave my balls and most of my pubic hair off in the shower with a disposable razor.

This is fucking amazing. No nicks, no cuts, smooth a a baby's bottom (watch out, joshier). This feels brilliant and I recommend it to anyone.

Along with my grade-1 shaved head, I'm getting closer and closer to my dream of being completely hairless except for a moustache.

Edit: Now with bonus ball-shaving poll. I'm sure we've done this before, but let's see what the noobs have to say!

did you use shaving cream?

  On 8/12/2009 at 5:06 PM, Velazquez said:

did you use shaving cream?

Nah, hot running water and a bit of shower gel here and there

yes, this feels great. but you have to keep up on it or it gets uncomfortable eventually (prickly)

I bet Tycho shaves his balls.

That's me done for the day.

I've been on the fence about completely hairless balls, worried about nicks and cuts.

NB, with regards to the poll, I picked "on the regular" because I intend to make it a regular occurance.

  On 8/12/2009 at 5:10 PM, Velazquez said:

I've been on the fence about completely hairless balls, worried about nicks and cuts.

I just went really slow and used a brand-new razor...

  On 8/12/2009 at 5:10 PM, Lady kakapo said:

I bet Tycho shaves his balls.

 

That's me done for the day.

I met a Tycho fan who didn't really know much about/like Boards of Canada, true story.

My balls are smoother than smooth

Im to afraid i'd cut the sack. I once shaved the base of my penis and cut it! fucker wouldn't stop itching and burning, bouncing around down there all sweaty and bloody like. all that sticky shit and shit with the prickly hairs poking through. not worth it.

NO SIR, I DONT LIKE IT.

When it grows back the hairs feel as sharp as needles. You'll be grabbing at yourself like Michael Jackson for about 2 weeks.

let us know how it feels 2 days from now

You just have to keep on top of it.

what about 5 o'clock shadow

Should have said 5'ocock shadow!

  On 8/12/2009 at 5:35 PM, Dirty Protest said:

When it grows back the hairs feel as sharp as needles. You'll be grabbing at yourself like Michael Jackson for about 2 weeks.

*jokes about MJ's predeliction for hairless balls*

Are you shaving your nuts because of your new profession?

I'm shaving my nuts because my Xbox broke and I need something to keep my hands busy.

This news just in: Keltoi likes having hairy balls!

C brother in "hairy balls" shocker

The real purpose of this thread was to help me visualise WATMM members' balls.

whenever i've shaved bare, i always find somewhere else that needs a trim to "match" and then i end up looking like a swimmer

  On 8/12/2009 at 5:53 PM, Adjective said:

whenever i've shaved bare, i always find somewhere else that needs a trim to "match" and then i end up looking like a swimmer

Yeah, this all started for me when I shaved the non-balls pubes a couple of days ago. Now I'm wondering, should I expand my shaving to the thighs? What about the grundle? Where does it stop?

i've used a #2 on my legs before, i looked 15. (i loved it)

but now i just trim the pubes a little to make my dick look bigger

i've trimmed up my pits before too thinking that i would be "cleaner" but it was just awkward feeling

I wouldn't shave my legs just yet, they're the hairiest part of my body and it's about the only vestige of masculinity I have... plus, jorts look better with a thick carpet of ginger hair.

Did you use head-hair clippers on your pubes? I tried that (no guard) but it didn't really work for me with the coarseness of the hair.

I trim.

Are you working tonight? I've not been sleeping lately and wish to anaesthetise myself with alcohol.