A Thought for Thursday & Friday

When you're out playing golf with your boss and you're on the last hole, make sure you pull the ball past the green. You don't want to win, trust me. Your return flight home will be that much more pleasant.

It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

what's everyones favourite salad?

  On 8/14/2009 at 12:08 AM, Adjective said:

It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

LOL

Why am I busting my butt as a doctor while Wanda is strolling down the Champs Elysees? Maybe if I knew a little less, I'd have time to live a little more. Even when you're a genius, life's a mystery.

life is not a mystery, you're just an idiot.

The best success is usually the one you risk the most to achieve. But tonight I learned that sometimes just taking the risk is its own reward.

what kind of sick fucking moron names their kid doogie

Tonight my dad heard people say things about him you usually don't hear until you're dead. He couldn't ask for a better reason to go on living.

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word

itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words -

"mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's

why so is mankind.

  On 8/14/2009 at 2:47 AM, assegai said:

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word

itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words -

"mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's

why so is mankind.

*places chin between thumb and index finger*

Shit, my company are going to Portugal in October to play golf, if I beat my boss I'd never let him live it down. He'd never hear anything else from then until the day he fires me.

I've forgotten what this thread was about.

  On 8/14/2009 at 12:08 AM, Adjective said:

It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

FUCKING LOL