back to the land...

as some of you may know, i'm back in southern cali and i work at the place where i was before i left to florida a few years ago. some of you may also remember that i was a recipient of a "DISABLED BITCH SLAP!" while i was eating the western bacon cheese burger combo meal!

well... today on my lunch break, i decided to walk the streets of sherman way! and guess who i saw lining up outside of carl's jr.? that same bastard that gave the the slap that i'll never forget! but instead of turning around and avoiding him like i did in the past, i walked on by and we made eye contact... his face started to scrunch up and i walked on by and smiled... of course i didn't eat at carl's cuz i'm on a diet... but i loled when i saw the dude that slapped me... it brought back memories of receiving a "DISABLED BITCH SLAP!" then i thought of old school watmm and thought!

Should have slapped him into being even more disabled.

who could forget "DISABLED BITCH SLAP!" truly a classic from a bygone era.

what is the disabled bitch slap

  On 8/17/2009 at 10:04 PM, asymmetrical head said:

as some of you may know, i'm back in southern cali and i work at the place where i was before i left to florida a few years ago. some of you may also remember that i was a recipient of a "DISABLED BITCH SLAP!" while i was eating the western bacon cheese burger combo meal!

 

well... today on my lunch break, i decided to walk the streets of sherman way! and guess who i saw lining up outside of carl's jr.? that same bastard that gave the the slap that i'll never forget! but instead of turning around and avoiding him like i did in the past, i walked on by and we made eye contact... his face started to scrunch up and i walked on by and smiled... of course i didn't eat at carl's cuz i'm on a diet... but i loled when i saw the dude that slapped me... it brought back memories of receiving a "DISABLED BITCH SLAP!" then i thought of old school watmm and thought!

Dude! No Carl's... man, that's not a diet, that's torture!

  On 8/17/2009 at 10:04 PM, asymmetrical head said:

as some of you may know, i'm back in southern cali and i work at the place where i was before i left to florida a few years ago. some of you may also remember that i was a recipient of a "DISABLED BITCH SLAP!" while i was eating the western bacon cheese burger combo meal!

 

well... today on my lunch break, i decided to walk the streets of sherman way! and guess who i saw lining up outside of carl's jr.? that same bastard that gave the the slap that i'll never forget! but instead of turning around and avoiding him like i did in the past, i walked on by and we made eye contact... his face started to scrunch up and i walked on by and smiled... of course i didn't eat at carl's cuz i'm on a diet... but i loled when i saw the dude that slapped me... it brought back memories of receiving a "DISABLED BITCH SLAP!" then i thought of old school watmm and thought!

drat! sounds like he was up for some more hand to face action.

we came so close to being gifted...

"DISABLED BITCH SLAP PTII: HANDICAPPED & DANGEROUS!"

*thumps desk*

nah... it was just a brief stare down!

go back tomorrow and provoke him.

ok... i'll do that... although, he does look a lot bigger... that will probably make the slapping more powerful! i'll remove my glasses!

real team playa!

btw, leave the glasses on please for added spice.

hilarious.

stare that fucker down. disabled or not, that mouthafucka needs to know who's boss.

piss on his french fries

That disabled guy just does not like your face at all lol. Walk by him again!

p.s. hi benedict

hey pig fuckr

snappy little shit, who peed in your fries?

god did

good to see you back on the board. liking the darker look&feel? i hope you're ashamed of the "electronic frostbite" fiasco.

i won't be seeing that retard today since i'm going to be hanging upside down on the inversion machine they got at the weight room at work!

  On 8/18/2009 at 8:22 PM, asymmetrical head said:

i won't be seeing that retard today since i'm going to be hanging upside down on the inversion machine they got at the weight room at work!

are you going to dish out some latvian sorbet?

i only know of latvian sorbet because 5 mins ago i looked up latvian anal on urbandictionary.com because benedict mentioned he liked to receive it in another thread

fucking LOL.

latvian sorbet eh? the things you learn, the things you learn.

did you play this song on a loop on the flight back?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC7iIttp6cY