how do you get dried mouse pee out of carpet?

I've gotten my own crusted jizz out of carpet before and that was easy.

But this is unbelievable. Vinegar doesn't work. Laundry stain remover doesn't work. Baking soda doesn't work.

There's a spot in my living room where the carpet is crusted together in about an inch-wide circle, from when a mouse or vole or some kind of rodent chewed its way into my apartment a few weeks ago and it must have pissed there.

How do I fix this, WATMM?

piss on it too..?

or jizz on it?

or if all else fails.....put a donk on it

  On 8/19/2009 at 11:25 PM, placidburp said:

piss on it too..?

 

or jizz on it?

 

or if all else fails.....put a donk on it

I spent the last year in a house with a pretty serious mouse infestation (never live with white people with dreadlocks), and they even made it into my bedroom. Although I found a lot of shit on the floor, and could certainly SMELL their piss, I never noticed any crustiness in the carpets. Are you sure it's not something else?

I was out of town the weekend the mouse made it in. The crusty spot was not there before I left. It was there when I came back and also found mouse poops on the stove. I don't know what else it could be.

I've never spilled any food or drink in that area.

Have you tried any of those products designed specifically for animal urine? I know they make stain removers specifically for pet owners that are supposed to work.

I don't know if you have a pet, but the spray works well. I am sure you could use it for again if you picked up a bottle.

Have you tried sand?

  On 8/19/2009 at 11:31 PM, countchocula said:

Have you tried any of those products designed specifically for animal urine? I know they make stain removers specifically for pet owners that are supposed to work.

 

I don't know if you have a pet, but the spray works well. I am sure you could use it for again if you picked up a bottle.

The pet store I used to work in swore by this stuff.  It's pretty effective.

as Iain hinted, cut off your dreadlocks

the trick is to suck it out of the carpet before it dries

The only way to get mouse pee out of a carpet is with lashings of human shit, rub it in untill smooth and almost invincible, and then clean with a wet wipe, the wipe should glide off effortlessly and there will be no stain on the wet wipe, that means the job is done.

Thread title was megalol

more so because its such a typical Watmm post

with IDM, of course

  On 8/19/2009 at 11:28 PM, Iain C said:

never live with white people with dreadlocks

QFT

KILL THE MOUSE!

Shove the stinky little bastard's nose into the mess and scream at it like "YOU SEE THAT! HUH?! DON'T FUCKING DO THAT"

it should stop. it usually works with cats

lol