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Anyone make a habit of going to saunas?

I havent been in a coons age but just last weekend me and my friends built a sweatlodge in the woods with branches, blankets, fire and lava rocks. Was an extremely refreshing experience.

I was reading up on saunas on wikipedia and was actually surprised to find that the article on the benefits of saunaing was paragraphs long, brimming with rejeuvenating qualities:

 

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If i ever get a house it's definitely going to have a suana in it.

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  On 3/16/2011 at 8:14 PM, troon said:

fuck off!

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i'm planning to fire up the old sauna tonight. relax and drink a couple of beers. might not make it as hot as i usually make it, probably try get it at 75-85c

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I lived in an apartment complex for three months that had a sauna, it was delightful. I miss it but the subliminal skuzzositude of the public sauna is something I don't miss.

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Chinese saunas ftw

After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

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I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

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  On 8/21/2009 at 9:14 AM, lumpenprol said:

Chinese saunas ftw

 

whats a chinese sauna like?

do they give you tiny 70-pound women curled into tiny balls to use as a chair?

  On 3/16/2011 at 8:14 PM, troon said:

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  On 8/21/2009 at 9:24 AM, my usernames always really suck said:

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GET OUT MY SAUNA YOU FIRTHY WHITE-MAN

FIRTHY WHITE-PEOPLE, THEY POOP IN SUPERIOR NIPPON BATHS

WHITE-MAN CURRY MANY DISEASE AND INFECT SAUNA WITH PORIO

 

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  On 8/21/2009 at 9:16 AM, 42Orange said:

whats a chinese sauna like?

do they give you tiny 70-pound women curled into tiny balls to use as a chair?

 

travel tip: brothels are called saunas in China. No relation to small rooms with hot rocks in them.

After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

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so what do you call a little room with hot rocks in china?

 

can you get a sauna in a chinese sauna while having a sauna AND getting your knob sooked in a room with hot rocks, all at the same time?

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  On 8/21/2009 at 4:57 PM, keltoi said:

so what do you call a little room with hot rocks in china?

 

can you get a sauna in a chinese sauna while having a sauna AND getting your knob sooked in a room with hot rocks, all at the same time?

 

actually I lied, some saunas do have saunas in them, near the shower room. You can't have sex in the sauna though (sounds like a recipe for heart attack express)

After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

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I usually go to the sauna once a week when its colder outside after sport. Too bad I've only been once to a "real" sauna with multiple rooms, temperatures, etc, cause most of my friends dont want to go in there naked:cat:

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  On 8/21/2009 at 7:39 AM, xxx said:

Man, I can't talk about a sauna in August! I am always trying to cool down in life it seems; I guess you'd call me "hot natured" so I never enjoyed the sauna experience.

i'd call you fat.

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  On 8/28/2009 at 1:28 AM, Mr Salads said:

hm

 

this sounds like a fine idea, problem is where the hell is a sauna

 

thats the problem! Unless you live in some cold european country or have a membership at some health club bullshit, the sauna is hard to come by. If you've got trees and rocks you can make to with a sweatlodge, but not everyone has access to TnR. I was thinking i should just open up a sauna on a boulevard. Public sweats 5 bucks, private rooms 10. Maybe serve some beer and light meals, who wouldnt want to hit that up?

  On 3/16/2011 at 8:14 PM, troon said:

fuck off!

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  On 8/28/2009 at 2:05 AM, 42Orange said:
  On 8/28/2009 at 1:28 AM, Mr Salads said:

hm

 

this sounds like a fine idea, problem is where the hell is a sauna

 

thats the problem! Unless you live in some cold european country or have a membership at some health club bullshit, the sauna is hard to come by. If you've got trees and rocks you can make to with a sweatlodge, but not everyone has access to TnR. I was thinking i should just open up a sauna on a boulevard. Public sweats 5 bucks, private rooms 10. Maybe serve some beer and light meals, who wouldnt want to hit that up?

 

3rd option, i know this can be done: get a condo with a sauna in it up in the mountains. We used to go to a condo in the mtns and it had a sauna. Problem is the condo's a timeshare. 2nd problem is, its only available in november. and now, its fucking august. So this thread is a bit premature.

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I have never been bothered by sweating profusely.

 

In fact, I find it moderately arousing.  And sex in a sauna can be done, lumenprol, you just can't do it for long without having Gatorade and water standing by.

 

 

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Korean saunas FTW. Like Japanese ones, except bigger and you can actually go in them with tattoos and not get hassled.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

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