fantasy disgusting food/drink combonation thread

lime flavored beer + mayonnaise + fish sauce + beef broth ...lol

i ahte mayonnaise so much. i also hate raisins they are so fucking digusting pervertred flavor

also the ideo of biting into a live goldfish filled with the brown squiggly poop is gag inducing just thinking of it

i would also say raw chicken but i had it in japan and i liked it?

i guess i am not really following the rules of my own thread because this not reaklly combonation

i just htink mayonnaise added to anyhting will ddisgust me

also raw egg is an obvious cop out i would be expecting someone to think they are so clever to say that. mayonnaise is made of raw egg btw

ok sooo...

say what u think is the worst possible combo

Egg + Coffee Beans + Mango

I'll try harder to develop a truly disgusting combo

funyuns and coffee after a jog

Orange juice and toothpaste

  On 8/22/2009 at 9:50 AM, Adjective said:

funyuns and coffee after a jog

A+

Pumpernickle bread with salsa, mayo and duck giblets.

Also, goddamin saying "Pumpernickle" is satisfying.

  On 8/22/2009 at 11:50 AM, Overand said:

  On 8/22/2009 at 9:50 AM, Adjective said:

funyuns and coffee after a jog

 

A+

 

 

Pumpernickle bread with salsa, mayo and duck giblets.

 

 

Also, goddamin saying "Pumpernickle" is satisfying.

I only know Funyuns and coffee is a horrible combo because one time I thought it would make a superb short lunch. Pour hydrogen peroxide onto a dry turd and that's what I felt swirling behind my lungs and in my stomach. For no extra charge, it surprises the host with horribly thick taste, breath, a temporary case of "phantom oil face", and you'll swear your crotch pH is off for the next few hours. Then I strolled home in the summer heat.

I thought it was going to be awesome too, that's the saddest part.

i dont really like mayonniase but i do like salad cream

chips and polos is the worst food combo i have ever tried

my friend once made avocado ice cream which was really nice

  On 8/22/2009 at 1:42 PM, LUDD said:

my friend once made avocado ice cream which was really nice

How about tofu ice cream. Probably the worst thinkg I've ever heard.

  On 8/22/2009 at 9:31 AM, petr said:

also the ideo of biting into a live goldfish filled with the brown squiggly poop is gag inducing just thinking of it

lolol

  On 8/22/2009 at 9:31 AM, petr said:

lime flavored beer + mayonnaise + fish sauce + beef broth ...lol

i would also say raw chicken but i had it in japan and i liked it?

you mean sushi? but that's raw fish. so you like raw fish? lol

kfc "bacon" and kfc "cheese" sandwiched between 2 bits of kfc "chicken"

  On 8/22/2009 at 11:46 AM, Squee said:

Orange juice and toothpaste

bad bad bad bad bad bad.

coffee + sweet chili sauce

  On 8/22/2009 at 1:58 PM, Shockerbrown said:

  On 8/22/2009 at 9:31 AM, petr said:

also the ideo of biting into a live goldfish filled with the brown squiggly poop is gag inducing just thinking of it

 

lolol

 

 

  On 8/22/2009 at 9:31 AM, petr said:

lime flavored beer + mayonnaise + fish sauce + beef broth ...lol

i would also say raw chicken but i had it in japan and i liked it?

 

you mean sushi? but that's raw fish. so you like raw fish? lol

naw son it was chicken sashimi

my friend tried to explain to me that they only use a certain part of the chicken and bsaically prepare it right after the chicken is killed.

i asked what part of the chicken they said "special part" which was possibly code for chicken vagina or something

also i had beef liver sashimi and jellyfish sashimi

mmmm raw chicken vagina and toothpaste

this thread is now open for a new topic of discussion

FANTASY ENDANGERED ANIMAL SANDWICHES AND SKEWERS THREAD

...

giant panda hearts skewer

grilled bald eagle strips w/ dodo bacon

african american sandwich

I can tell you from experience that a gardenburger topped with chocolate pudding (given adequate time to soak into the bun) is pretty hard to keep down.

monk seal sashimi

snow leopard salad

scrambled egyptian vulture eggs

rhino schnitzel

african wild ass meatballs

ethiopian wolf pancakes

gazelle kebab

pygmy chimpanzee popcorn

blue whale pizza with pink pigeon sausage and pakistan sand cat sauce

lion's hill velvet worm chips

israel painted frog smoothie

mexican bobcat taquitos

green sea turtle dumplings

marine otter mousse

ocelot burger with snouted tree frog chili

bbq california condor wings

hehe

Snail shit and tapeworm pie.

i love mayo

Baconnaise

fried chicken and hot pudding

  On 8/22/2009 at 9:36 AM, verticalhold said:

Egg + Coffee Beans + Mango

 

 

I'll try harder to develop a truly disgusting combo

 

Trust Me, I'm a Stomach

Anyone who doesn't love mayonnaise is not to be trusted.

The raw chicken in Japan is neither here nor there really, it's pretty bland. Same with the live squid, it's neat taking cleanly sliced chinks off it's back, and seeing it's little legs wiggle around, but its flavour is pretty subtle.

Raw egg whites very healthy. that's fucking protein goddamn.

Gross food combinations? Where's that KFC Double thread (it actually looks quite interesting, but as it's KFC, will undoubtedly taste like the asshole of a chicken).

For reals: coffee and rotting cat flesh