Ask Ulillillia

I remember when I commented on one of his youtube videos and he replied back it was the best day of my life.

amazing

I like how when asked what his favorite color is he gives you a font color code.

i want to know how often he wanks, and what he thinks of when he does it

There's a very high probability (more than 99%) that he does not masturbate.

Anything 'adult' related makes him highly uncomfortable.

And I'm pretty sure he's still on medication, most antipsychotics (he says he's had a whole bunch of them (Risperdal, Haloperidol etc.) and antidepressants significantly lower your libido.

  On 8/24/2009 at 5:08 PM, 277: 930-933 said:

There's a very high probability (more than 99%)

now that's something ulillillia would say.

my life is complete

and

this is great

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9PaJGyAmdE

people came up with some really good questions

that video works really well with that music.

this is still pure gold

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKJejO6vAls

I found myself being very entertained by that thread.

seriously, wtf, every single post in that thread is thought-out and interesting ... are the SA forums not full of morons? versus all other internet forums?

  On 8/24/2009 at 9:49 PM, playbynumbers said:

seriously, wtf, every single post in that thread is thought-out and interesting ... are the SA forums not full of morons? versus all other internet forums?

Yes, you have to pay for an SA account I believe. Meaning, 95% of the faggotry of normal boards is filtered out.

ah, the $10 entry fee thing. anyway, the answers that he gives somehow only deepen the mystery of ulillillia

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Do you enjoy living in Minot? If not, where would you rather live?

I strongly dislike it. I'm too far from all the interesting stuff, preventing me from getting a job (I'd be spending more for the taxi than I'd be earning if I went part time for the nearest place). There's really nothing fun for me nearby either. Hawaii would come first to mind, but there's those volcanoes that are bothersome.

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but there's those volcanoes that are bothersome.

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he just gave a VERY extensive reply on why he doesn't take more baths or showers

I don't understand why he does not want to install Flash on his computer if he checks YouTube every day.

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You expressed an ignorance of chiptune music. Try these two songs are see if you like them.

I can't watch YouTube videos (not even my own) because I don't have Flash. If I put Flash on, my download troubles get much worse and they're already bad enough as it is. I can't download much more than 50 MB without having to download nearly 500 MB in extra tries because the download stops and fails to resume again. Until this 2-year-old problem is resolved (since Firefox 2.0.0.8 or so was released), watching any YouTube videos are out of reach.

a couple highlights:

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I'd rather walk 1000 feet in soft, gooey mud neck deep than have just 1/4 of a cup of beer.

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Once upon a time a farmer went to market and purchased a fox, a goose, and a bag of beans. On his way home, the farmer came to the bank of a river and hired a boat. But in crossing the river by boat, the farmer could carry only himself and a single one of his purchases - the fox, the goose, or the bag of the beans.

If left alone, the fox would eat the goose, and the goose would eat the beans.

The farmer's challenge was to carry himself and his purchases to the far bank of the river, leaving each purchase intact. How did he do it?

He took the goose. By taking the fox, the goose would have the beans. By taking the beans, the goose would've been eaten by the fox. The beans could simply float, and the fox could swim.

 

Do you think your life would be any different if you had never experienced video games?

Definitely. I wouldn't have my book anywhere near what it is, I wouldn't have Platform Masters or TSO, and I probably wouldn't have some of the problems I have now.

 

Have you ever shaved your face?

No. The closest I get to this is using scissors.

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You have a pretty soothing voice. Ever considered reading audiobooks for a living?

 

You can't read audio books, you can only listen to them. The exception is if you follow along with the actual book used.

awesome

  On 8/25/2009 at 1:26 AM, zazen said:

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You have a pretty soothing voice. Ever considered reading audiobooks for a living?

 

You can't read audio books, you can only listen to them. The exception is if you follow along with the actual book used.

 

awesome

  On 8/25/2009 at 1:06 AM, doorjamb said:

a couple highlights:

 

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Once upon a time a farmer went to market and purchased a fox, a goose, and a bag of beans. On his way home, the farmer came to the bank of a river and hired a boat. But in crossing the river by boat, the farmer could carry only himself and a single one of his purchases - the fox, the goose, or the bag of the beans.

If left alone, the fox would eat the goose, and the goose would eat the beans.

The farmer's challenge was to carry himself and his purchases to the far bank of the river, leaving each purchase intact. How did he do it?

He took the goose. By taking the fox, the goose would have the beans. By taking the beans, the goose would've been eaten by the fox. The beans could simply float, and the fox could swim.

That is really awesome, I don't care what anyone says.

The SA guys are trying to defeat the final boss of the intrawebs

now that! that's something mesh gear fox would say.

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Error: what is an atheist

  On 8/24/2009 at 9:49 PM, playbynumbers said:

seriously, wtf, every single post in that thread is thought-out and interesting ... are the SA forums not full of morons? versus all other internet forums?

Some of their mannerisms get incredibly annoying after some time.

There are plenty of morons willing to pay $10 to be able to post on a messageboard.

But yeah, SA is some quality internet if used in moderation.