Shit My Dad Says

The only funny Twitter page I've come across so far. I aspire to be this man.

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

""Don't touch the bacon, it's not done yet. You let me handle the bacon, and i'll let you handle..what ever it is you do. I guess nothing.""

lol.

lol

Dads are funny.

mine isn't.

lawl

  Quote

"The dog is an outside dog. You want an inside dog, you go get your own inside."

:angry:

lol. is there a way you can see older posts? i don't want to sign up for that piece of shit twitter bullshit faggotblog time i hate it

dudes 28 and still lives with his dad

  On 8/25/2009 at 8:34 PM, BCM said:

mine isn't.

"It's watering plants, Justin. You just take a God damned hose and you put it over the plant. You don't even pay rent, just do it. Shit."

yeah this is the only twitter feed i've ever seen that i would be interested in following if i had a twitter account.

Pure genius.

I feel like this is already how I talk.

"If your brother comes by, tell him I'm on vacation. I already told him that, but who knows with that guy. Are you listening to me? Fuck."

  On 8/25/2009 at 9:21 PM, MAXIMUS MISCHIEF said:

dudes 28 and still lives with his dad

Because nobody's unemployed and struggling in this recessive economy.

His dad is also 73. He probably needs help.

People are assholes

  On 8/25/2009 at 11:52 PM, xxx said:

"just ask us, you don't have to be shy around here...dumbass."

lmao

  On 8/25/2009 at 11:52 PM, xxx said:

Me: "I want ______real bad!"

Dad: "Do you know what T.S. stands for?"

*I knew it meant "tough shit" and it was time to move on*

Haha, my dad had one similar to this whenever I didn't get my way.

"As the Russians say 'Tough-ski Shit-ski'"