six Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 The only funny Twitter page I've come across so far. I aspire to be this man. http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide six's signature Hide all signatures Smash TV Youtube Sparkle Motion mixes on Mixcloud Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48402-shit-my-dad-says/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest assegai Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 ""Don't touch the bacon, it's not done yet. You let me handle the bacon, and i'll let you handle..what ever it is you do. I guess nothing."" lol. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48402-shit-my-dad-says/#findComment-1109130 Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide thehauntingsoul's signature Hide all signatures Last.fm SteamID: Thehauntingsoul My EP Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48402-shit-my-dad-says/#findComment-1109136 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EleminoP Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Dads are funny. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48402-shit-my-dad-says/#findComment-1109162 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 mine isn't. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48402-shit-my-dad-says/#findComment-1109164 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FortyTwo Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 lawl Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48402-shit-my-dad-says/#findComment-1109171 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Quote "The dog is an outside dog. You want an inside dog, you go get your own inside." :angry: Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48402-shit-my-dad-says/#findComment-1109176 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 lol. is there a way you can see older posts? i don't want to sign up for that piece of shit twitter bullshit faggotblog time i hate it Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48402-shit-my-dad-says/#findComment-1109186 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAXIMUS MISCHIEF Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 dudes 28 and still lives with his dad Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide MAXIMUS MISCHIEF's signature Hide all signatures official sup barnstar of coolness Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48402-shit-my-dad-says/#findComment-1109189 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandi_B Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 On 8/25/2009 at 8:34 PM, BCM said: mine isn't. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48402-shit-my-dad-says/#findComment-1109193 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 (edited) "It's watering plants, Justin. You just take a God damned hose and you put it over the plant. You don't even pay rent, just do it. Shit." Edited August 25, 2009 by Capsaicin Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48402-shit-my-dad-says/#findComment-1109198 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest olson Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 yeah this is the only twitter feed i've ever seen that i would be interested in following if i had a twitter account. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48402-shit-my-dad-says/#findComment-1109204 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firefunker4 Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Pure genius. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48402-shit-my-dad-says/#findComment-1109205 Share on other sites More sharing options...
six Posted August 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 I feel like this is already how I talk. "If your brother comes by, tell him I'm on vacation. I already told him that, but who knows with that guy. Are you listening to me? Fuck." Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide six's signature Hide all signatures Smash TV Youtube Sparkle Motion mixes on Mixcloud Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48402-shit-my-dad-says/#findComment-1109218 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 On 8/25/2009 at 9:21 PM, MAXIMUS MISCHIEF said: dudes 28 and still lives with his dad Because nobody's unemployed and struggling in this recessive economy. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48402-shit-my-dad-says/#findComment-1109255 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Salads Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 His dad is also 73. He probably needs help. People are assholes Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48402-shit-my-dad-says/#findComment-1109265 Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 On 8/25/2009 at 11:52 PM, xxx said: "just ask us, you don't have to be shy around here...dumbass." lmao Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide thehauntingsoul's signature Hide all signatures Last.fm SteamID: Thehauntingsoul My EP Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48402-shit-my-dad-says/#findComment-1109421 Share on other sites More sharing options...
six Posted August 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 On 8/25/2009 at 11:52 PM, xxx said: Me: "I want ______real bad!" Dad: "Do you know what T.S. stands for?" *I knew it meant "tough shit" and it was time to move on* Haha, my dad had one similar to this whenever I didn't get my way. "As the Russians say 'Tough-ski Shit-ski'" Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide six's signature Hide all signatures Smash TV Youtube Sparkle Motion mixes on Mixcloud Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48402-shit-my-dad-says/#findComment-1109476 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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