i live down the street from Cal State Northridge...

damn y0! in florida, i was basically living in the boon docks with nothing but a creole neighbor with a big ass! now... i'm surrounded by hotness! asians, latinas, black, white... hotties doin' laundry... walkin' down the street... waiting for the bus... going to cal state northridge... i befriended an asian neighbor who has a boyfriend that looks like an asian version of thom yorke... met a black girl the other day doing laundry with an angela davis fro and a nice firm bootie! the lady at the day care has an indian daughter that cooks up curry and when i pick up my kids, they smell like curry... she's a hottie as well... i can now say that my spank bank is on high... and very multi cultural!

Asian Thom Yorke lol.

I smell photoshop.

Edit:

The Spank Bank is an equal opportunities employer

*insert joke about making a deposit*

dude... i wouldn't be able to go to college nowadays! not with all this spank bank material walking around!

dude your wife is my spank bank

i'm so going back to college right now - yesterday i did in fact.

dude you are my spank bank

My spank bank account is worth much more than my actual bank account.

have you ever gotten your spank bank robbed

i just can imagine... go to college... see the sea of ass & titties... then rush back to your dorm and squeeze one out!

  On 8/26/2009 at 10:59 PM, Braintree said:

My spank bank account is worth much more than my actual bank account.

REAL TALK

I graduated from that university with my B.S. in Computer Science.

Get out while you can. When I went there, it had one of the highest number of general electives requirements, like in the top 20 in the entire U.S.. Many, many, many, many, many courses not related to what you're majoring in.

And out of the entire computer science department, only about... 3 or 4 professors knew how to teach the material. The rest of them were senile and incompetent, or were hard to understand through their thick foreign accents.

What are you majoring in, anyway?

You sir, are a pervert.

CSUN sucks ass.

In case you haven't guessed from the signs in all the strip-malls there everywhere, you can probably find a couple good restaurants that serve dog meat on Balboa Boulevard.

where is the "pics or stfu" reply?

  On 8/27/2009 at 3:21 AM, my usernames always really suck said:

I graduated from that university with my B.S. in Computer Science.

 

Get out while you can. When I went there, it had one of the highest number of general electives requirements, like in the top 20 in the entire U.S.. Many, many, many, many, many courses not related to what you're majoring in.

 

And out of the entire computer science department, only about... 3 or 4 professors knew how to teach the material. The rest of them were senile and incompetent, or were hard to understand through their thick foreign accents.

 

What are you majoring in, anyway?

oh... i'm not going to school there... i live near there on reseda & plummer! i see a lot of dog meat restaurants... but i haven't had the urge to eat at one yet!

funny you mention CSUN assym., I just started teaching there this week! I'm there 3 days a week....we should have some lunch.

  On 8/27/2009 at 6:02 PM, Mike_Haggar said:

funny you mention CSUN assym., I just started teaching there this week! I'm there 3 days a week....we should have some lunch.

sounds like a plan... what times do you teach? i'm working in north hollywood monday through friday and i normally don't get home till about 6 pm!