who wants to follow me on twitter

i thought why not, im so unintresting it might be a laugh to have a twitter so if you want to follow me or me to follow you

ere it is http://twitter.com/dancehammer

Ill follow you. And all you assholes should follow me.

http://twitter.com/DJ_Pokey

I'm already following you...

home.

ok ill add u on xbox too

burton on trent?

i dont know if i been there before.. oh nm im thinking of stratford upon avon.. shakespear i once had a night of lush with a redhead from stratford on avon..

Twitter ... more like, erm, fucking bullshit.

your bumhole farted up my muff

I will do this.

i'm reading this topic

i have made a rule that anyone i know who uses Twitter seriously in real life cannot be my friend

  On 8/27/2009 at 9:02 PM, Awepittance said:

i have made a rule that anyone i know who uses Twitter seriously in real life cannot be my friend

you must have no friends CAUSE EVERYONE IS DOING IT BRA!

TWITTER!!! WOOOOOOOOOO

....

all seriousness, why do people seriously have twitter?

let's hate on facebook while we're at it!

FUCKING 2.0

  On 8/27/2009 at 9:06 PM, karmakramer said:

all seriousness, why do people seriously have twitter?

sadness

  On 8/27/2009 at 9:15 PM, Awepittance said:

  On 8/27/2009 at 9:06 PM, karmakramer said:

all seriousness, why do people seriously have twitter?

 

sadness

in this growing world, my voice needs to be expressed! I don't want to be forgotten. I don't want my jokes, thoughts, and ideas to be lost. I want someone to be with me, I want someone to talk with me, I want a place where everyone can be with me.

*generic male radio salesman voice*

well today's your luck day!!! Join Twitter and Share Your Thoughts With the World!!!!! Follow your friends, and see what people are saying! Share and discover what’s happening right now, anywhere in the world. Be connected with a community larger then your own!!!!

JOIN TODAY and all of your problems will GO AWAY!

I find out about a lot of food-related events in my city through Twitter.

didn't help you find that shakira thread tho, did it.

No :(

Twitter barely knew her

  On 8/27/2009 at 5:42 PM, keltoi said:

i'm reading this topic

heh.. basically ..

ok (chris).. if you only just joined the net and don't have a livejournal or a blog or a myspace or a facebook .. or post on several other forums ... go ahead and do this .. until you don't give a shit ...

the main deal that keeps people on there now is the aura soaked in by quick access to celebs ,.. after that it's about 2 sec emotes from mates ... which can play on all sorts of platforms .. they haven't licenced that .. we can do that tweeting anywhere ...

  On 8/27/2009 at 7:14 PM, LUDD said:

twatter

Can you imagine if people CALLED all of their friends all the time to let them know about the trivial shit they are up to? Even a mass email? They would be shunned very very quickly

  On 8/29/2009 at 1:43 AM, thehauntingsoul said:

Can you imagine if people CALLED all of their friends all the time to let them know about the trivial shit they are up to? Even a mass email? They would be shunned very very quickly

words of wisdom

  On 8/27/2009 at 5:11 PM, mcbpete said:

Twitter ... more like, erm, fucking bullshit.

  On 8/28/2009 at 8:01 PM, Velazquez said:

Twitter barely knew her

*hi-fives*

I'll follow you if you grow some stylish sideburns and follow me. http://twitter.com/NotEvenSmoozed

At first, I really hated Twitter, but that was because I didn't knowit's true potential. See, I had visited other celebrities twitter pagesand to be honest... they all gargled beaver balls. All those other assholes ever tweet about is mundane updates about staying home to watch Dr Phil and circle jerk get togethers. Seriously P. Diddy, I couldn't care less how many rolls of toilet paper you and your bad boy crew masturbated threw in a single episode of Dr Phil. The Not Even Smoozed Twitter pageon the other hand is full of 'up to the minute' Not Even Smoozed updates. In addition, I have enough class to refrain from posting completely worthless information about my latest purchases and preferences in fragrant bathing soap, let alone any sexual preferences for quasi-scientific television"doctors" with down syndrome... And Yes, Mr. Diddy, I'm referring to you.