ass zits

man i have had butt acne forever, i shower twice a day and scrub the shit out of it and it still persist. any advise?

get a new butt

dickbutt

clean, exfoliate, moisturize

f u

rub semen all over it. doesn't work if it's your own though

You clean your ass too much. It's obvious. I've always been taking showers like 3,4 times a week and never payed much attention to what I was doing, just getting the kinda clean feeling and never had any problems with skin. See, if you keep cleaning your skin it can't provide its own natural protection against enything and it always depends on artificial care.

Just let the nature of your body do its magic, might take bit to get accustomed to it but should work. In other words, stop cleaning you ass all the time!

stand up more often

I bet Sneaksta303 will be very interested to learn this fact about you...

last night i took such a shit i had to wash it in the tub. christ.

i don't give a shit what sneaks thinks

  On 8/27/2009 at 7:23 PM, Mr Salads said:

last night i took such a shit i had to wash it in the tub. christ.

You can wash your feces?

  On 8/27/2009 at 7:19 PM, Benedict Cumberbatch said:

<br />stand up more often<br />

Dude I'm a carpenter,I'm on my feet 10 + hours a day, im only off today cause the weather is shite

its not like my ass is full of festering boils but, there is always a plethora of tiny whte heads

shower less, like every second day. and keep your ass dry.

Stop masturbating.

  On 8/27/2009 at 7:25 PM, Joyrex said:

  On 8/27/2009 at 7:23 PM, Mr Salads said:

last night i took such a shit i had to wash it in the tub. christ.

 

You can wash your feces?

yeah i had to rinse off the cake around the shit before i could even flush it. it was disgusting.

  On 8/27/2009 at 7:30 PM, ericsosh said:

<br />Stop masturbating.<br />

Imfuckinpossible

  On 8/27/2009 at 7:31 PM, Mr Salads said:

  On 8/27/2009 at 7:25 PM, Joyrex said:

  On 8/27/2009 at 7:23 PM, Mr Salads said:

last night i took such a shit i had to wash it in the tub. christ.

 

You can wash your feces?

 

yeah i had to rinse off the cake around the shit before i could even flush it. it was disgusting.

  On 8/27/2009 at 7:31 PM, Mr Salads said:

  On 8/27/2009 at 7:25 PM, Joyrex said:

  On 8/27/2009 at 7:23 PM, Mr Salads said:

last night i took such a shit i had to wash it in the tub. christ.

 

You can wash your feces?

 

yeah i had to rinse off the cake around the shit before i could even flush it. it was disgusting.

pics

  On 8/27/2009 at 8:10 PM, zaphod said:

  On 8/27/2009 at 7:31 PM, Mr Salads said:

  On 8/27/2009 at 7:25 PM, Joyrex said:

  On 8/27/2009 at 7:23 PM, Mr Salads said:

last night i took such a shit i had to wash it in the tub. christ.

 

You can wash your feces?

 

yeah i had to rinse off the cake around the shit before i could even flush it. it was disgusting.

 

pics

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fap upside down on mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays and every other saturday.

Use soap instead of lard.

use oxy pads or some other acne medicine I would think.

If they are whiteheads they should react the same no matter wether they are on your ass or your face.

coat your butt with a layer of paint stripper.

have your girlfriend pop 'em for you

oh wait...