i just got a nosebleed and almost fainted

so i was pooping and i noticed my nose was runny. i tissued it away but then noticed it was blood.

i finished up as calmly as possible, got up and blew my nose to unclog. blood shot out and dripped on my shirt and i got really light headed and almost passed out. i was sitting on my bathroom floor sleepy-kittening for like 5 minutes, trying not to throw-up. does anyone else go stumbling down queer street at the sight of their own blood?

it's not really blood that freaks me out, but specific instances of seeing it. like if i get a cut and gush everywhere then i'm good, but if i have to give a blood sample i get all fainty.

I have these millipede things in my bathroom that make me faint every time I see them. They release a toxin that makes you faint.

It fucking sucks.

that happened to dave watson in the film slugs. one minute he was having a nice meal with a lady in the restaurant. then his nose started bleeding and within a couple of minutes his whole head asploded and all these baby slugs flew out all over the place. i dunno if this will happen to you but you know.. keep an eye on it

  On 8/28/2009 at 3:11 AM, Mr Salads said:

I have these millipede things in my bathroom that make me faint every time I see them. They release a toxin that makes you faint.

 

It fucking sucks.

You should really get those exterminated, that doesn't sound good

lol fag!

i got bloody noses quite a lot as a kid, and still get them once in a while. always was afraid of getting one in the middle of a slow dance

  On 8/28/2009 at 5:19 AM, JohnTqs said:

i got bloody noses quite a lot as a kid, and still get them once in a while. always was afraid of getting one in the middle of a slow dance

"Hey so, tonight has been pretty cool, want to AGHBFFFFURRGGGLE I'M DYING FROM MY FUCKING NOSE SOMEBODY HELP ME BFFFRRRRgggghhhhbffbt"

  On 8/28/2009 at 3:10 AM, Adjective said:

stumbling down queer street

i try to avoid that street at all costs

I used to get bloody noses all the time as a kid. It got me out of a test or two in school.

i once got a fuckin blood waterfall nosebleed when i was taking a shower. it's scary as hell when you open your eyes and see blood raining down at your feet from nowhere

  On 8/28/2009 at 3:11 AM, Mr Salads said:

I have these millipede things in my bathroom that make me faint every time I see them. They release a toxin that makes you faint.

 

It fucking sucks.

Are you serious!?

you are a fucking PUSSY!

i wouldn't believe salads for a second

Im not serious guys.

Actually I am serious about the millipede things. But not about fainting. I just crush them with my tissues and then leave.

  On 8/28/2009 at 3:10 AM, Adjective said:

so i was pooping and i noticed my nose was runny. i tissued it away but then noticed it was blood.

i finished up as calmly as possible, got up and blew my nose to unclog. blood shot out and dripped on my shirt and i got really light headed and almost passed out. i was sitting on my bathroom floor sleepy-kittening for like 5 minutes, trying not to throw-up. does anyone else go stumbling down queer street at the sight of their own blood?

 

it's not really blood that freaks me out, but specific instances of seeing it. like if i get a cut and gush everywhere then i'm good, but if i have to give a blood sample i get all fainty.

yeah, I cut my thumb a while ago with a cheese slicer and almost fainted as well, fucking hate the feeling it gives me when that shit happens

I also had quite a lot of nose bleeds, one almost made me faint yeah it's well shit

I hate it when I scratch my nail with scissors or a knife in the direction from the base to the tip of my nail

i remember my first period.

I once had an out of body experience from a nosebleed. I was stoned at the time to be fair, but it had me worried for a while.

  On 8/28/2009 at 7:39 PM, Mr Salads said:

Im not serious guys.

 

Actually I am serious about the millipede things. But not about fainting. I just crush them with my tissues and then leave.

I get those too. I usually just jizz on them and watch my semen erode their bodies like acid.

  On 8/28/2009 at 6:21 AM, Capsaicin said:

  On 8/28/2009 at 5:19 AM, JohnTqs said:

i got bloody noses quite a lot as a kid, and still get them once in a while. always was afraid of getting one in the middle of a slow dance

 

"Hey so, tonight has been pretty cool, want to AGHBFFFFURRGGGLE I'M DYING FROM MY FUCKING NOSE SOMEBODY HELP ME BFFFRRRRgggghhhhbffbt"

LOL

i've stapled my thumb and weedwhacked my leg

My nose only bleeds when I pick my nose too much. It has occurred quite often recently, though.

I've gotten use to the sight of my own blood, now I feel like a man when I see it.

  On 8/28/2009 at 6:21 AM, Capsaicin said:

  On 8/28/2009 at 5:19 AM, JohnTqs said:

i got bloody noses quite a lot as a kid, and still get them once in a while. always was afraid of getting one in the middle of a slow dance

 

"Hey so, tonight has been pretty cool, want to AGHBFFFFURRGGGLE I'M DYING FROM MY FUCKING NOSE SOMEBODY HELP ME BFFFRRRRgggghhhhbffbt"

Fucking lol, I missed this first time round.

  On 8/28/2009 at 9:41 PM, patternoverlap said:

  On 8/28/2009 at 7:39 PM, Mr Salads said:

Im not serious guys.

 

Actually I am serious about the millipede things. But not about fainting. I just crush them with my tissues and then leave.

 

I get those too. I usually just jizz on them and watch my semen erode their bodies like acid.

wikipedia confirms this

gonna try it tonight

  On 8/28/2009 at 7:59 PM, Plum said:

i remember my first period.

Have I told you lately how much I love you?