Dont you hate

When you pour a drink and you need to go through a closed door while also carrying some sort of food, so you turn the doorknob with your drink hand and spill the drink all over the floor?

yeah i hate that a lot. espeically with cereal.

this is why i hired a night servant

man stop thinking about such depressing shit, get yourself together! here get excited --

this will be hilarious!

Lol spilling juice is not depressing, just irritating and then funny later

this didn't actually happen to me any time recently, but almost did tonight and I reminisced of spillages past

  On 8/28/2009 at 7:53 AM, MAXIMUS MISCHIEF said:

yeah i hate that a lot. espeically with SOUP.

I generally put the glass down on the floor then open the door. This works perfectly unless the door in question opens towards you.

  On 8/28/2009 at 1:09 PM, Iain C said:

I generally put the glass down on the floor then open the door. This works perfectly unless the door in question has a pressure sensitive pad that activates a turret gun.

I always spill coffee when walking up the stairs with a cup of coffee. always.

I honestly did this just now. I had a glass of milk in one hand and toast with butter and honey in the other.

  On 8/28/2009 at 7:50 AM, thehauntingsoul said:

When you pour a drink and you need to go through a closed door while also carrying some sort of food, so you turn the doorknob with your drink hand and spill the drink all over the floor?

just put the food/drink on the floor and open the door without spilling?

  On 8/28/2009 at 2:04 PM, Shockerbrown said:

  On 8/28/2009 at 7:50 AM, thehauntingsoul said:

When you pour a drink and you need to go through a closed door while also carrying some sort of food, so you turn the doorknob with your drink hand and spill the drink all over the floor?

 

just put the food/drink on the floor and open the door without spilling?

But this wastes valuable wanking time

I once came in completely drunk and stumbled up the stairs with a massive mug of tea, like the biggest mug in the house, needless to say I tripped half way up the stairs, I hadn't noticed that my mum was walking down the stairs and this entire mug of freshly boiled tea went straight up her bare legs, I was drunk, it was hialrious.

  On 8/28/2009 at 7:57 AM, karmakramer said:

man stop thinking about such depressing shit, get yourself together! here get excited --

 

lol.. awesome.

  On 8/28/2009 at 7:57 AM, karmakramer said:

 

this will be hilarious!

wha??

Does no one else do a small scout mission to clear a path between the kitchen and the desired destination? Jesus people, there could be a fucking knife-wielding maniac on the other side of any door, at any time. You have to secure the area and create a safe passage.

at my old apartment, if i had been upstairs for a long period of time with headphones on, i would scout with a knife first when going downstairs.

hangover, full english, pint of water, mug of hot tea, hunched over using little finger to gently prise open kitchen door, housemate storms in, door smacks into face, hot tea goes down front/ onto bare feet, bacon falls onto floor, UTTER DESPAIR.

  On 8/28/2009 at 2:37 PM, abusivegeorge said:

entire mug of freshly boiled tea went straight up her bare legs

i'm strangely aroused by this.

  On 8/28/2009 at 4:45 PM, Adjective said:

at my old apartment, if i had been upstairs for a long period of time with headphones on, i would scout with a knife first when going downstairs.

So that was you on Sunday night!

  On 8/28/2009 at 5:03 PM, idrn said:

hangover, full english, pint of water, mug of hot tea, hunched over using little finger to gently prise open kitchen door, housemate storms in, door smacks into face, hot tea goes down front/ onto bare feet, bacon falls onto floor, UTTER DESPAIR.

Gotta clear a path and announce your intentions.

I often spill drinks checking my watch.

I keep a large bottle of water near my desk during the day, but for some reason I have a habit of placing it directly behind my chair. Occasionally I'll back up with such force that I knock it over. I guess I keep doing it for the rush, adaptation, and general backwardness of the act.

  On 8/28/2009 at 7:25 PM, lumpenprol said:

I keep a large bottle of water near my desk during the day, but for some reason I have a habit of placing it directly behind my chair. Occasionally I'll back up with such force that I knock it over. I guess I keep doing it for the rush, adaptation, and general backwardness of the act.

lol well played.

I would put the food/drink down but I would feel like an utter failure. While some Go-get-em guys can easily carrey a 3 course meal and 2 drinks and open the door skillfully, I'm cowardly taking the easy way out by putting my food on the floor to open the door.

also before anyone else says it, FUCK MAKING 2 TRIPS I AIN'T NO BITCH!!!!!!