thehauntingsoul Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 So its my last day and I don't really give a shit about the reference as I already have a good ref from here who knows of my plans to make an interesting last day. A few of the things I've done so far: *Call comes in* Me: Hello? Cx: Hello? Me: Hi I'm calling to activate a phone Cx: I'M calling to activate a phone Me: Wow! Whaaat? *hearty laugh* how did that happen? Cx: *Also laughing* I don't know! Must be the lines got crossed or something Me: Yeah, weird! Well good luck getting your phone activated. Cx: Yeah you too! Also I do this thing where I take a call in and immediately conference them into a different department and stay on the line with my mic on mute. In effect it looks like I'm working on the monitors, but I'm not and I'm just listening. Sometimes I pop in and say something strange to confuse them such as: Hello germany!!! Mexican holiday! Poopoo! I dunno... after typing it up it seems kind of lame but you guys have some pretty sick twisted minds and I figured we could come up with a few laughs. What should I do? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide thehauntingsoul's signature Hide all signatures Last.fm SteamID: Thehauntingsoul My EP Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48476-my-last-day-at-att/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 open up encyclopedia dramatica and look up irl trolling.... heh heh heh Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sneaksta303's signature Hide all signatures The Dark Tower Cycle Pplz ep The Swarm H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1 Branch Acidian - Acid's Done Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48476-my-last-day-at-att/#findComment-1111138 Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted August 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 I dont really see anything there that pertains to phone calls. Also I don't want to utterly horrify people, I'd rather just really confuse them and fuck with their head. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide thehauntingsoul's signature Hide all signatures Last.fm SteamID: Thehauntingsoul My EP Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48476-my-last-day-at-att/#findComment-1111141 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Do your job like normal, except manage to get them to fuck up their television or something and say that they misheard your instructions Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48476-my-last-day-at-att/#findComment-1111143 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 You: Hello, I had a missed call from your number earlier, I guess this is my dealer, is that you Mickey? I know you said you'd be calling from a different number so I guess it must be you, I just wanted 20 grams of coke for tonight as I'm going to do La Vida Loca. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48476-my-last-day-at-att/#findComment-1111144 Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted August 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 On 8/28/2009 at 8:19 PM, abusivegeorge said: You: Hello, I had a missed call from your number earlier, I guess this is my dealer, is that you Mickey? I know you said you'd be calling from a different number so I guess it must be you, I just wanted 20 grams of coke for tonight as I'm going to do La Vida Loca. Thats pretty ballsy, I just might have to do it Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide thehauntingsoul's signature Hide all signatures Last.fm SteamID: Thehauntingsoul My EP Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48476-my-last-day-at-att/#findComment-1111148 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Whwy would you fuck with the customers? Fuck with the company. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48476-my-last-day-at-att/#findComment-1111164 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 call everyone 'young billy' Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48476-my-last-day-at-att/#findComment-1111166 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeQYcJWNBz Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 block 4chan Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48476-my-last-day-at-att/#findComment-1111174 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 On 8/28/2009 at 8:38 PM, chenGOD said: Whwy would you fuck with the customers? Fuck with the company. fucking with the customers can fuck with the company. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sneaksta303's signature Hide all signatures The Dark Tower Cycle Pplz ep The Swarm H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1 Branch Acidian - Acid's Done Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48476-my-last-day-at-att/#findComment-1111181 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 On 8/28/2009 at 8:50 PM, triachus said: block 4chan lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48476-my-last-day-at-att/#findComment-1111184 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 On 8/28/2009 at 9:02 PM, sneaksta303 said: On 8/28/2009 at 8:38 PM, chenGOD said: Whwy would you fuck with the customers? Fuck with the company. fucking with the customers can fuck with the company. yeah but if some poor faggot is calling up for tech support, he's already stressed enough. Do something like reduce everyone's bills by 25% or something like that. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48476-my-last-day-at-att/#findComment-1111201 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Franklin Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 ya, what chengod just said. my brother is doing the exact thing you're doing man.... he's quitting AT&T up here in Ontario and he's just giving away as much free shit as he can. Every hour he has a special contest called the "lucky lucky chinese contest" where he gives the maximum off their monthly bill for 1 year. he says it's hilarious. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48476-my-last-day-at-att/#findComment-1111210 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Deep Fried Everything Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 On 8/28/2009 at 9:36 PM, Franklin said: my brother is doing the exact thing you're doing man.... he's quitting AT&T up here in Ontario and he's just giving away as much free shit as he can. Every hour he has a special contest called the "lucky lucky chinese contest" where he gives the maximum off their monthly bill for 1 year. he says it's hilarious. THIS! (what is his direct line) (yes i know i'm in the US) Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48476-my-last-day-at-att/#findComment-1111213 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 277: 930-933 Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 You're a real winner, guy. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48476-my-last-day-at-att/#findComment-1111228 Share on other sites More sharing options...
six Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Yeah, just give away free shit, that's the most fun. My first job was at a video rental place I didn't give a shit about, and I had a policy where every 12th customer got all of their stuff for free. The place went out of business 6 months later, lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide six's signature Hide all signatures Smash TV Youtube Sparkle Motion mixes on Mixcloud Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48476-my-last-day-at-att/#findComment-1111234 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blicero Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 On 8/28/2009 at 8:38 PM, chenGOD said: Whwy would you fuck with the customers? Fuck with the company. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48476-my-last-day-at-att/#findComment-1111261 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 On 8/28/2009 at 10:09 PM, 277: 930-933 said: You're a real winner, guy. no reason for sarcasm, man. dude's got it all sussed out. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48476-my-last-day-at-att/#findComment-1111291 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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thehauntingsoul Posted August 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 On 8/28/2009 at 9:36 PM, Franklin said: ya, what chengod just said. my brother is doing the exact thing you're doing man.... he's quitting AT&T up here in Ontario and he's just giving away as much free shit as he can. Every hour he has a special contest called the "lucky lucky chinese contest" where he gives the maximum off their monthly bill for 1 year. he says it's hilarious. He wouldn't happen to be in the Ottawa Resolve center would he? It would be bonkers if I knew him. Also about fucking with customers, I'm not a maliscious person and I dont like to play pranks that fuck customers over. Hence the conference peeking. They customer will still get his/her phone activated if I come on and say Hello Germany! I don't want to make it harder for anyone and I hate how the company always gets away with fucking people over. That being said I had my exit interview and I talked to my floor support agent who said that the only stat they can keep track of when I'm gone is my offline time (breaks) which I was abusing the shit out of. I was honest about it today in the interview and I stopped abusing offline time a while ago which is good. Basically I was just thinking of what sort of funny but harmless pranks I can play on ppl Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide thehauntingsoul's signature Hide all signatures Last.fm SteamID: Thehauntingsoul My EP Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48476-my-last-day-at-att/#findComment-1111346 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 tell them AT&T is giving away free straight or gay phone sex if they sign up an extra account or whatever. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Positive Metal Attitude Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48476-my-last-day-at-att/#findComment-1111350 Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted August 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 On 8/29/2009 at 12:41 AM, Rubin Farr said: tell them AT&T is giving away free straight or gay phone sex if they sign up an extra account or whatever. Funny story about that. The AT&T customer care phone number is 1-800-331-0500 and apparently there is a phone sex line that is exactly one digit off that many agents here have accidentally called up and almost transferred their customers over too Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide thehauntingsoul's signature Hide all signatures Last.fm SteamID: Thehauntingsoul My EP Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48476-my-last-day-at-att/#findComment-1111354 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 On 8/28/2009 at 10:19 PM, six said: Yeah, just give away free shit, that's the most fun. My first job was at a video rental place I didn't give a shit about, and I had a policy where every 12th customer got all of their stuff for free. The place went out of business 6 months later, lol that's gold. nice one. ps when's another mix coming out? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48476-my-last-day-at-att/#findComment-1111627 Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Cover yourself in your own shit then break down crying in the middle of the office. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide J3FF3R00's signature Hide all signatures 666 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48476-my-last-day-at-att/#findComment-1111678 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 I try to convince the person on the other end that I already have what they're pushing Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jeremymacgregor87's signature Hide all signatures profundity Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48476-my-last-day-at-att/#findComment-1111682 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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