My last day at AT&T

So its my last day and I don't really give a shit about the reference as I already have a good ref from here who knows of my plans to make an interesting last day.

A few of the things I've done so far:

*Call comes in*

Me: Hello?

Cx: Hello?

Me: Hi I'm calling to activate a phone

Cx: I'M calling to activate a phone

Me: Wow! Whaaat? *hearty laugh* how did that happen?

Cx: *Also laughing* I don't know! Must be the lines got crossed or something

Me: Yeah, weird! Well good luck getting your phone activated.

Cx: Yeah you too!

Also I do this thing where I take a call in and immediately conference them into a different department and stay on the line with my mic on mute. In effect it looks like I'm working on the monitors, but I'm not and I'm just listening. Sometimes I pop in and say something strange to confuse them such as:

Hello germany!!!

Mexican holiday!

Poopoo!

I dunno... after typing it up it seems kind of lame but you guys have some pretty sick twisted minds and I figured we could come up with a few laughs. What should I do?

open up encyclopedia dramatica and look up irl trolling.... heh heh heh

I dont really see anything there that pertains to phone calls. Also I don't want to utterly horrify people, I'd rather just really confuse them and fuck with their head.

Do your job like normal, except manage to get them to fuck up their television or something and say that they misheard your instructions

You: Hello, I had a missed call from your number earlier, I guess this is my dealer, is that you Mickey? I know you said you'd be calling from a different number so I guess it must be you, I just wanted 20 grams of coke for tonight as I'm going to do La Vida Loca.

  On 8/28/2009 at 8:19 PM, abusivegeorge said:

You: Hello, I had a missed call from your number earlier, I guess this is my dealer, is that you Mickey? I know you said you'd be calling from a different number so I guess it must be you, I just wanted 20 grams of coke for tonight as I'm going to do La Vida Loca.

Thats pretty ballsy, I just might have to do it

Whwy would you fuck with the customers?

Fuck with the company.

call everyone 'young billy'

block 4chan

  On 8/28/2009 at 8:38 PM, chenGOD said:

Whwy would you fuck with the customers?

Fuck with the company.

fucking with the customers can fuck with the company.

  On 8/28/2009 at 8:50 PM, triachus said:

block 4chan

lol

  On 8/28/2009 at 9:02 PM, sneaksta303 said:

  On 8/28/2009 at 8:38 PM, chenGOD said:

Whwy would you fuck with the customers?

Fuck with the company.

 

fucking with the customers can fuck with the company.

yeah but if some poor faggot is calling up for tech support, he's already stressed enough.

Do something like reduce everyone's bills by 25% or something like that.

ya, what chengod just said.

my brother is doing the exact thing you're doing man.... he's quitting AT&T up here in Ontario and he's just giving away as much free shit as he can. Every hour he has a special contest called the "lucky lucky chinese contest" where he gives the maximum off their monthly bill for 1 year. he says it's hilarious.

  On 8/28/2009 at 9:36 PM, Franklin said:

my brother is doing the exact thing you're doing man.... he's quitting AT&T up here in Ontario and he's just giving away as much free shit as he can. Every hour he has a special contest called the "lucky lucky chinese contest" where he gives the maximum off their monthly bill for 1 year. he says it's hilarious.

THIS!

(what is his direct line)

(yes i know i'm in the US)

You're a real winner, guy.

Yeah, just give away free shit, that's the most fun. My first job was at a video rental place I didn't give a shit about, and I had a policy where every 12th customer got all of their stuff for free. The place went out of business 6 months later, lol

  On 8/28/2009 at 8:38 PM, chenGOD said:

Whwy would you fuck with the customers?

Fuck with the company.

  On 8/28/2009 at 10:09 PM, 277: 930-933 said:

You're a real winner, guy.

no reason for sarcasm, man. dude's got it all sussed out.

leave with honor

  On 8/28/2009 at 9:36 PM, Franklin said:

ya, what chengod just said.

 

 

my brother is doing the exact thing you're doing man.... he's quitting AT&T up here in Ontario and he's just giving away as much free shit as he can. Every hour he has a special contest called the "lucky lucky chinese contest" where he gives the maximum off their monthly bill for 1 year. he says it's hilarious.

He wouldn't happen to be in the Ottawa Resolve center would he? It would be bonkers if I knew him.

Also about fucking with customers, I'm not a maliscious person and I dont like to play pranks that fuck customers over. Hence the conference peeking. They customer will still get his/her phone activated if I come on and say Hello Germany!

I don't want to make it harder for anyone and I hate how the company always gets away with fucking people over. That being said I had my exit interview and I talked to my floor support agent who said that the only stat they can keep track of when I'm gone is my offline time (breaks) which I was abusing the shit out of. I was honest about it today in the interview and I stopped abusing offline time a while ago which is good.

Basically I was just thinking of what sort of funny but harmless pranks I can play on ppl

tell them AT&T is giving away free straight or gay phone sex if they sign up an extra account or whatever.

  On 8/29/2009 at 12:41 AM, Rubin Farr said:

tell them AT&T is giving away free straight or gay phone sex if they sign up an extra account or whatever.

Funny story about that. The AT&T customer care phone number is 1-800-331-0500 and apparently there is a phone sex line that is exactly one digit off that many agents here have accidentally called up and almost transferred their customers over too

  On 8/28/2009 at 10:19 PM, six said:

Yeah, just give away free shit, that's the most fun. My first job was at a video rental place I didn't give a shit about, and I had a policy where every 12th customer got all of their stuff for free. The place went out of business 6 months later, lol

that's gold.

nice one.

ps when's another mix coming out?

Cover yourself in your own shit then break down crying in the middle of the office.

I try to convince the person on the other end that I already have what they're pushing