Guest my usernames always really suck Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 What does it mean if I don't have diarrhea but my farts smell like diarrhea? Does it mean I will be having diarrhea pretty soon, like a forewarning? Does it mean I have some kind of gastrointestinal disease? It even feels like diarrhea is spewing out of my ass when I fart, as if actual chunky fecal liquid is pouring out by the gallons, but no, it's just gas. I feel miserable. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48481-dear-dr-watmm/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest my usernames always really suck Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Damn it, Doctor WATMM, I don't pay you to make that face! I don't even pay you at all! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48481-dear-dr-watmm/#findComment-1111199 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Franklin Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 it means that you are about to start a thread on watmm Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48481-dear-dr-watmm/#findComment-1111200 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Old School sharting, don't call it a comeback. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Velazquez's signature Hide all signatures Hugh Hefner's Nephew Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48481-dear-dr-watmm/#findComment-1111208 Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 It means your in for some tasty nose treats for the next while. everyone likes their own flavour Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide thehauntingsoul's signature Hide all signatures Last.fm SteamID: Thehauntingsoul My EP Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48481-dear-dr-watmm/#findComment-1111209 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Franklin Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 you're lucky fred's not here right now Mr. Hauntingsoul Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48481-dear-dr-watmm/#findComment-1111211 Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Pay attention to your fucking diet you cretin. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide patternoverlap's signature Hide all signatures New Prints Available Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48481-dear-dr-watmm/#findComment-1111214 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 What, so it might be that I've eaten nothing but chips & salsa and over-ripe bananas that might be causing this? Why or why not? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48481-dear-dr-watmm/#findComment-1111215 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 I expect xxx to come in an provide a proper scientific explanation. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48481-dear-dr-watmm/#findComment-1111216 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 i don't expect any help Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48481-dear-dr-watmm/#findComment-1111219 Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 On 8/28/2009 at 9:44 PM, my usernames always really suck said: salsa Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide patternoverlap's signature Hide all signatures New Prints Available Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48481-dear-dr-watmm/#findComment-1111220 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 I can see Slowpoke letting out slow, loud, farts that reek of diarrhea. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48481-dear-dr-watmm/#findComment-1111223 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 But Slowpoke would fart at most one molecule per day, if not per two days... not enough molecular density to form an actual cloud. Each fart molecule would have already returned to the rains, the forests, the oceans, or the mountains before the next fart molecule exits. tl;dr -- Slowpoke would have the most odorless farts of any creature. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48481-dear-dr-watmm/#findComment-1111224 Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 its disappointing that theres no way we can attach smells to our posts. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide thehauntingsoul's signature Hide all signatures Last.fm SteamID: Thehauntingsoul My EP Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48481-dear-dr-watmm/#findComment-1111358 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 On 8/29/2009 at 12:49 AM, thehauntingsoul said: its disappointing that theres no way we can attach smells to our posts. you can explain what it smells like... like perhaps, eggs and peanutbutter Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48481-dear-dr-watmm/#findComment-1111359 Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 (edited) On 8/29/2009 at 12:52 AM, yek said: On 8/29/2009 at 12:49 AM, thehauntingsoul said: its disappointing that theres no way we can attach smells to our posts. you can explain what it smells like... like perhaps, eggs and peanutbutter Yes but a picture is worth 1000 words, or rather a smellture© Edited August 29, 2009 by thehauntingsoul Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide thehauntingsoul's signature Hide all signatures Last.fm SteamID: Thehauntingsoul My EP Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48481-dear-dr-watmm/#findComment-1111365 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Here's a top tip for you. If you do let go of an embarrassing and reverberant pumpydiddle in company, immediately shout out, "Reggae Reggae." It will lighten the mood. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48481-dear-dr-watmm/#findComment-1111368 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 buttslam or seesaw Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jeremymacgregor87's signature Hide all signatures profundity Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48481-dear-dr-watmm/#findComment-1111462 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 i dunno, i get weird fucking shits all the time now, I thought I had liver damage(what with the occasional green poop), it just turns out I need to improve my diet, and quit drinking so much caffeine. id say just slide it on....into the turlet. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide SR4's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48481-dear-dr-watmm/#findComment-1111671 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 has anyone had blue poop? I have, once. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jeremymacgregor87's signature Hide all signatures profundity Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48481-dear-dr-watmm/#findComment-1111672 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Sometime back in '98 when I was constipated I literally shat a brick-shaped shit. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48481-dear-dr-watmm/#findComment-1111673 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 On 8/29/2009 at 12:58 AM, xxx said: One thing's for sure, I can sour the air in a three bedroom house in under an hour when it's going on. lololololol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48481-dear-dr-watmm/#findComment-1112165 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 On 8/29/2009 at 1:01 AM, thehauntingsoul said: Yes but a picture is worth 1000 words, or rather a smellture© buy John Water's movie Polyester. It comes with a scratch and sniff card that corresponds to the movie. It's great nasty fun for all. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sneaksta303's signature Hide all signatures The Dark Tower Cycle Pplz ep The Swarm H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1 Branch Acidian - Acid's Done Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48481-dear-dr-watmm/#findComment-1112170 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xyrofen Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 Yesterday my farts smelled like bad potato chips. I later did not poop bad potato chips. Does this answer your question? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48481-dear-dr-watmm/#findComment-1112179 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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