my theory on women

so people say that women go for guys that are assholes

i say fuck that. all guys are assholes. the ones that try to pretend that they're nice are just creepy. girls know that all guys are innately pieces of shit. i don't think i can ever be convinced that there is a such thing as a guy with a pure heart. i mean, if you meditate all the time fine. then you're probably WAY more pure at heart. but most guys seriously no matter what are going to have some bullshit on their mind. at least i do. i don't think i can feel affection. nut busted, peace out. anybody else like that? maybe i just haven't met the right girl in a long time.

my theory is to play up on whatever qualities you have that are positive or could be deemed sexy. if i'm going to a party i just think "girls should be bowing down to kiss the feet of my mighty talent." and then maybe a few of those girls are like gazing into my eyes and then i disgustingly send them a revolted expression and these bitches are like "wow that guy is fucking insane." or i might accidentally vent all of my emotions immediately like "i take a shitload of medication and i hate myself" and then bitches are like "adios you weakling!"

my theory is that if i make enough beats i'll sort of just get that shit on the side, those fresh asses to ride. i got dreams that i refuse to let die. and till the night is young these bitches gonna learn to fly, i don't lie, bitch be shy with my dick in her eye.

my bad ok so continuing on my theory these bitches got it made

sini?

sini's shtick is shorter than mine

yeah if I was sini@, I would take offense to that..

  On 8/29/2009 at 8:01 AM, vamos scorcho said:

i don't think i can feel affection.

there's your problem

  On 8/29/2009 at 8:15 AM, zaphod said:

  On 8/29/2009 at 8:01 AM, vamos scorcho said:

i don't think i can feel affection.

 

there's your problem

this from the guy who says my armchair theories are bogus

what a depressing post

  On 8/29/2009 at 8:18 AM, lumpenprol said:

  On 8/29/2009 at 8:15 AM, zaphod said:

  On 8/29/2009 at 8:01 AM, vamos scorcho said:

i don't think i can feel affection.

 

there's your problem

 

this from the guy who says my armchair theories are bogus

your mom is bogus

  On 8/29/2009 at 8:18 AM, Calx Sherbet said:

what a depressing post

i think what mr scorcho here is trying to express is that all of our happiness was an illusion to begin with

must be so emotionally crippled every good man needs a new labeling.

by the way, get to work on the EP

  On 8/29/2009 at 8:01 AM, vamos scorcho said:

i don't think i can feel affection.

How are you with animals?

  On 8/29/2009 at 8:01 AM, vamos scorcho said:

 

my bad ok so continuing on my theory these bitches got it made

 

They have. They haven't got to be funny or in the slightest degree interesting to talk to. We take them as they are.

  On 8/29/2009 at 8:01 AM, vamos scorcho said:

so people say that women go for guys that are assholes

 

i say fuck that. all guys are assholes. the ones that try to pretend that they're nice are just creepy. girls know that all guys are innately pieces of shit. i don't think i can ever be convinced that there is a such thing as a guy with a pure heart. i mean, if you meditate all the time fine. then you're probably WAY more pure at heart. but most guys seriously no matter what are going to have some bullshit on their mind. at least i do. i don't think i can feel affection. nut busted, peace out. anybody else like that? maybe i just haven't met the right girl in a long time.

 

my theory is to play up on whatever qualities you have that are positive or could be deemed sexy. if i'm going to a party i just think "girls should be bowing down to kiss the feet of my mighty talent." and then maybe a few of those girls are like gazing into my eyes and then i disgustingly send them a revolted expression and these bitches are like "wow that guy is fucking insane." or i might accidentally vent all of my emotions immediately like "i take a shitload of medication and i hate myself" and then bitches are like "adios you weakling!"

 

my theory is that if i make enough beats i'll sort of just get that shit on the side, those fresh asses to ride. i got dreams that i refuse to let die. and till the night is young these bitches gonna learn to fly, i don't lie, bitch be shy with my dick in her eye.

 

my bad ok so continuing on my theory these bitches got it made

dude youre so poetic, i made an xtranormal film bout your rhymes

http://www.xtranormal.com/xtranormal/make.php?uuid=1a69fe9c-9467-11de-adb1-003048d69c21&nosearch=1&noregion=1&channel=thnb

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i think the problem is i just watched the movie "in the company of men." severely fucked up movie with a very paranoid view of love. kind of like closer except 10X worse.

that ep is in the works. dear calx, you're truly an upstanding and all around excellent person for encouraging me like that. i think you're going to enjoy this stuff.

with animals. well i love them. i refuse to kill insects. i will go to great lengths to make sure that i am not hurting any other creatures. i don't think i'm a sociopath. but one of my greatest fears and obsessions is that i'm a sociopath. which is probably why i have to constantly dwell on trying not to cause pain to anybody or anything. it's really hard to tell whether i'm a piece of shit because of my thoughts or an all around good person because of my actions.

i use internet forums as psychotherapy

hey, look at it this way, you're better off than Tony Danza

i fucked you're mom and she told me your gay

  On 8/29/2009 at 9:30 AM, my usernames always really suck said:

i fucked you're mom and she told me your gay

your mom is full of you're shit

  On 8/29/2009 at 8:01 AM, vamos scorcho said:

I think all men are assholes because I am, and I'm the norm. I have no heart, but no guy does.... amirite!?

  On 8/29/2009 at 9:30 AM, my usernames always really suck said:

i fucked you're mom and she told me your gay

did the mum find that out when he wouldn't except her advances ...

+ being nice isn't creepy .. fU

don't just call all men assholes. we are, but all wimminz are cunts too.

Sometimes I think my standards are too high... when I go out I have the mindset of not meeting a dochebag.

wait...what's the theory?

you're doing it wrong

  On 8/30/2009 at 12:42 AM, Alcofribas said:

wait...what's the theory?

heheh

  On 8/30/2009 at 12:42 AM, Alcofribas said:

wait...what's the theory?

  On 8/29/2009 at 8:01 AM, vamos scorcho said:

my theory is that if i make enough beats i'll sort of just get that shit on the side, those fresh asses to ride.