Noel Gallagher Quits Oasis

http://www.oasisinet.com/NewsArticle.aspx?n=773

  Quote

A STATEMENT FROM NOEL

 

28 August 2009

 

"It's with some sadness and great relief to tell you that I quit Oasis tonight. People will write and say what they like, but I simply could not go on working with Liam a day longer.

 

"Apologies to all the people who bought tickets for the shows in Paris, Konstanz and Milan."

no cheers?

  On 8/29/2009 at 10:46 AM, triachus said:

no cheers?

15 years too late, man

he's a prick for doing it while on tour imo

liam is a good singer but practically everything good about oasis came from noel......... on their own they are just plain shite lol. sad for the live tours though...

  On 8/29/2009 at 10:46 AM, triachus said:

no cheers?

silence indicates that this is beyond us really not giving a shit ..

+ doesn't this band announce this every few years then get back together again for more money and pleasurable to lie in money ..

Richard James of the Aphexs twins last night told press he has quit the band, he said "he couldnt go on working with Richard any longer".

i wonder how many englishmen are opening cans of larger in their honour -re: oasis- .. the streets will be littered with piles of empties in their honour come the morning ..

people still give a shit? they made a couple of good tracks then proceeded to rinse-repeat for the next decade, zzz

noel was the only one with any talent anyway

my GOD!!! I can't believe people are still listening to this derivative SHIT.

If you have ever listened to Oasis without turning the station (and for those who actually bought an album - there is a special place in HELL for you).... you have only ONE chance to redeeem yourself... which is to call in to whatever radio station you listen to - and tell em to fuck off for sucking the lifeblood out of a once decent band and vampiring it into whoredom.

I don't even LIKE the Beatles that much... but Jesus Christ... if you are gonna rip off, at least rip off from someone that no one will ever notice... and even if you do rip off from a UNIVERSAL GOD... at least don't be pricks about it and be grateful for the fact that you can steal from the nectars of BRILLIANCE whilst you sit in your own shit....

OH SHIT!!!

SOUND TOO FAMILIAR GALLAGHERS?

then take two pills of : FUCK OFF AND DIE, and call NO ONE in the morning....

they wer shit before they started .they were shit at their peak. and now they're just shit. wankers

Past their prime so this is no biggie, some of their earlier stuff is excellent drink music though.

  On 8/29/2009 at 9:15 AM, triachus said:

http://www.oasisinet.com/NewsArticle.aspx?n=773

 

  Quote

A STATEMENT FROM NOEL

 

28 August 2009

 

"It's with some sadness and great relief to tell you that I quit Oasis tonight. People will write and say what they like, but I simply could not go on working with Liam a day longer.

 

"Apologies to all the people who bought tickets for the shows in Paris, Konstanz and Milan."

WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK!?@# SERIOUSLY I NEVER CARED ABOUT OASIS I NEVER WILL CARE ABOUT OASIS EVEN IF LIKE THE FINEST SUPERMODEL BITCH IS LIKE "I WANT TO RIDE YOUR MAJESTIC CUM EXCALIBUR HOWEVER I'M GOING TO PUT ON CHAMPAGNE SUPERNOVA OR WHATEVER THE FUCK TAHT SONG IS CALLED AND IM LIKE BITHC I HAVE STANDARDS MY RIGHT HAND LITERALLY HAS TIGHTER MUSICAL TASTES THAN YOU IN FACT IT IS THE FUCKING VESSEL OF DJ TIM OSMAN LIKE IF YOU AINT KNOW WHOT HAT IS BORROW MY TIME MACHINE GO 5 YEARS IN THE FUTURE AND BE SCHOOLED. I'M THE WYLD STALLYNS OF THIS REALITY.

seriously, call me when richard james retires from the aphex twins, that'll be the fucking day

lol

ffs there hasn't been a decent rolling lol here in ages. i'm not even gonna bother

pussyclot

this MIGHT have been relevant or interesting to the average NME reader 5 years ago

didn't this happen before? like 2 or 3 times?

never really cared about them to be honest. blur were way better than oasis back in the day

they'll reform next year

They all should have died in an hotel fire long ago, bar Noel of course. Maybe just singe those eyebrows a little...

:diablo::diablo::diablo::diablo::diablo::diablo::diablo::diablo::diablo::diablo:

fuck 'em. they were always gayer than a bag of dicks.