the one that got away

watmm, here's your chance to ruminate on the women in your life who will always have a place in your heart, have eluded you, kept you in the friend zone, kicked you in the mouth and ran out of the van screaming, etc.

we can talk about men as well

most of mine have good qualities still. I only truely give a shit about 3 of my ex's MAYBE.

i like a girl and she likes me but i have a girlfriend :'(

friend zone.. what a lovely place. i usually just end contact at that point, unless she's already a friend. funk dat.

No exes have kept a place in my heart apart from my first true love when I was 19 who fucked off to Buxton with nary a trace and the woman before last (and that just because she was the longest term). Nowadays I'm surrounded by women but firmly incarcerated in the friend zone, and I don't have the looks or personality to break out. But it's not all fml.

I always think about "what if" with my exes, as they've always ended well. However there's no one I know right now that I have a crush on. As I posted in the other thread, I have high/specific standards and it's unusual for me to really crush on someone however when I do it's on like donkey kong*.

*did I really just write that?

  On 8/31/2009 at 3:47 PM, assegai said:

I always think about "what if" with my exes, as they've always ended well. However there's no one I know right now that I have a crush on. As I posted in the other thread, I have high/specific standards and it's unusual for me to really crush on someone however when I do it's on like donkey kong*.

*did I really just write that?

yes .. yes you did ... plu$ lol at carestick .. ;-] ...

it's weird a friend of mine .. who's a lot hornier than me apparently .. suggested that cause his part time sex buddy has moved away and as it has been months since he's gotten any .. that he perhaps visit some hookers as he misses sex and the need is really dogging him .. then on top of that he can't be bothered going out to pick up some ... heh ..

i think that he suggested it cause perhaps he wants someone to come along with him for moral support .. heh well maybe ... i dunno ... i told him yeah go for it as prostitution's legal in queensland and so clean with many respectable premises one can choose from ..

but then of course i interceded on that thought with a little sage .. 'are you sure you really wanna go there cause i wouldn't' ... i dunno .. maybe i'm just a prude deep down ... mebbe ... eneewae wotevfnor

2, one i still talk to. the other, fuck knows.

  On 8/31/2009 at 1:34 PM, mrcopyandpaste said:

i like a girl and she likes me but i have a girlfriend :'(

That's being kind of unfair to both the girls don't you think?

  On 8/31/2009 at 5:11 PM, Yegg said:

  On 8/31/2009 at 1:34 PM, mrcopyandpaste said:

i like a girl and she likes me but i have a girlfriend :'(

 

That's being kind of unfair to both the girls don't you think?

depends how old he is ... because given the volume of breaking up and getting together in the lower age brackets .. one would expect nay demand this to be happening ... for it not to be .. would be against the nature of the thing -sorry listening to a monologue and not really paying attention to this post .. i'm sure that it was going somewhere lol_erifik for a nanosecond there .. trust me bebe- ...

  On 8/31/2009 at 5:11 AM, nene multiple assgasms said:

  On 8/31/2009 at 5:11 AM, analogue wings said:

  On 8/31/2009 at 5:12 AM, zaphod said:

we can talk about men as well

Fucking lol.

I love women in general, like all women, as a race are fucking wonderful and I bear no grudges.

You're such a nice guy, George.

yeah I have one from a year or two ago, she owes me some money and a know I cant trust her like I thought I could, but she still kind of lingers in my mind, and it angers me that she does

SEX

the roofies wore off and she got out through the basement window

edit: bitch.

  On 9/1/2009 at 2:47 AM, EleminoP said:

You're such a nice guy, George.

Thankyou, I was being sincere as well. You're a lovely girl, and we should have more chats, like we did on isketch.

I slept with the most gorgeous woman I've ever been with this past weekend. It's going to be hard to top it.

None of them have ever managed to get away yet. The freezer's getting full.

Used to wonder but not anymore. I've run into all my exs over the years and they've all gotten preggo, had kids and evolved into a different breed. Nothing lost, and rather refreshing like seeing a bullet hole in the wall inches from where your standing. Dodged that sucker, matrix style bitch.

with every porn I watch, I become just a little bit more misogynistic.

there was this one girl. i met her on a idms forum. she was a mysterious dutch english girl with ivory skin and sumptuous (?) hair. i never grew enough balls to make her mine and now she has gone forever and all i have left is this print out of a topic where she said "last post". her name was tauboo