guys - when you pee

i do .. that's the way i voted everybody .. when i have phlem and am above the toilet bowl staring into a challenge ... that's when the self competition begins ...admittedly it's less like a spit and more like a guided bomb dropping exercise .. but still you get what i mean ...

I'm afraid I went with no, but this is only because I had a friend at school who told me he used to do this and kept spitting all over his cock, I can't say I was never tempted to give it a go, but I decided not to after this, only women can spit on my cock.

Somewhat related to this, I fucking HATE when people can't bother to put the seat up if they piss in a toilet - and end up splattering all over it. Now, OK, if you don't want to touch the seat or something, I understand, but at least get some paper and clean the fucking thing off afterwards.

Post 3.

I do this all the time. Sometimes I spit after I take a shit or vomit, too!

i like to spit and destroy it with my piss stream.

works well with toilet papet too

i buy my underwear at kmart

  On 9/4/2009 at 7:04 PM, abusivegeorge said:

I'm afraid I went with no, but this is only because I had a friend at school who told me he used to do this and kept spitting all over his cock, I can't say I was never tempted to give it a go, but I decided not to after this, only women can spit on my cock.

haha hah .. sounds like a prelewb to a wank ... right there

and they called his cock GIgantor

  On 9/4/2009 at 7:04 PM, Joyrex said:

Somewhat related to this, I fucking HATE when people can't bother to put the seat up if they piss in a toilet - and end up splattering all over it. Now, OK, if you don't want to touch the seat or something, I understand, but at least get some paper and clean the fucking thing off afterwards.

these people are called mongs .. they probably piss too briskly as well .. which only adds to the possibility of spray on the lid .. which they then never bother to wipe down .. even though the fucking toilet paper is right there man !! .. thankfully though .. all that over exertion of the bladder hopefully leads to plumbing problems down the track ...

don't cross the streams

  On 9/4/2009 at 7:14 PM, Capsaicin said:

I do this all the time. Sometimes I spit when I take a shit or vomit, too!

through the stream !! off poo .. -fails to compute- .. this is like some extreme pissing subgenre i never knew existed ..

OP - yes, if I have to spit.

only when I'm pissing on my mums face

ahr so most wattmrs are asleep or in pre drunknard conciousness ... i will check this thread once you're as hammered as i hope to be ..

yes, more often if im drunk

i once did this after a can of doctor pepper and learnt in the harshest way possible that this is not always a harmless pursuit.

i like to flush the pan and then race the flush to finish.

i don't, i just learned of people doing this a few days ago. afraid to try it and don't think it's really worth it.

I like to piss in the shower. So fucking satisfying.

  On 9/4/2009 at 10:13 PM, Rabid said:

I like to piss in the shower.

welcome to reality ..

fucking right i spit in the stream.

  On 9/4/2009 at 9:04 PM, loganfive said:

i like to flush the pan and then race the flush to finish.

  On 9/4/2009 at 10:13 PM, Rabid said:

I like to piss in the shower. So fucking satisfying.

  On 9/4/2009 at 10:32 PM, sneaksta303 said:

  On 9/4/2009 at 9:04 PM, loganfive said:

i like to flush the pan and then race the flush to finish.

 

problem with this is that i flush prematurely heh .. so i'm pissing way after the toilets finished and i'm not even eco flushing hippystyle .. it's the full water closet dump into the bowl ...

 

you'd think i'd have learned my lesson by nao ... so perhaps we've discovered something else to do a poll for .. ;-] ..

My pee splits in half like 80% of the time so its a lot tougher.

I should give this a thorough go though.

What's really fun is peeing on concrete and watching the pee stream trickle across the ground and pretend its a snake or something. It peeks left and right, sometimes does fake-outs and shit. Holy hell I'm going to go piss on my laneway right now

  On 9/4/2009 at 10:53 PM, thehauntingsoul said:

My pee splits in half like 80% of the time so its a lot tougher.

 

 

mine too!