Which coach wins in a Fart Off?

vote by posting one of the following pics in your reply

Charlie Weis

Mark Mangino

I don't know shit about either of these men but judging by the pictures I would say Mark Mangino

post a pic as your reply- like so:

  On 9/10/2009 at 10:21 PM, Adjective said:

mark mangina

  On 9/10/2009 at 10:45 PM, Adjective said:

pretty sure i just shit bricks

  On 9/11/2009 at 8:44 AM, xxx said:

Tell you what, I'm Mizzou bred and usually wouldn't wish victory on anything Kansas related but in this case, it's the Mangino hands down and I'll tell you what his edges are:

 

1. Italian last name so high chance he was raised on and continues to eat loads of cured and salted meats along with deadly pickled vegetation like pepperocinis. Farts would literally bring tears.

 

2. Mangino is truly fat all around like it's been a part of his life for a long time. He has the longest colon transit time, which means his deuces marinate far longer in the colon than they should. The wind that passes over those "Dune"-esque sandworm turds and out his ass would curdle milk instantaneously.

 

3. Mangino's ass is bigger and likely gets sweatier. The timbre of a fart is heavily affect by shape of anus, moisture levels on the starfish and in the crack, and the resistance provided by the two cheeks meeting. You can bet that when he pops one, it brrrrrraaaapppppss louder than a shotta's AK-47 on the streets of Kingston

Dude i'm crying right now i swear to god THANK YOU!

  On 9/11/2009 at 8:44 AM, xxx said:

Tell you what, I'm Mizzou bred and usually wouldn't wish victory on anything Kansas related but in this case, it's the Mangino hands down and I'll tell you what his edges are:

 

1. Italian last name so high chance he was raised on and continues to eat loads of cured and salted meats along with deadly pickled vegetation like pepperocinis. Farts would literally bring tears.

 

2. Mangino is truly fat all around like it's been a part of his life for a long time. He has the longest colon transit time, which means his deuces marinate far longer in the colon than they should. The wind that passes over those "Dune"-esque sandworm turds and out his ass would curdle milk instantaneously.

 

3. Mangino's ass is bigger and likely gets sweatier. The timbre of a fart is heavily affect by shape of anus, moisture levels on the starfish and in the crack, and the resistance provided by the two cheeks meeting. You can bet that when he pops one, it brrrrrraaaapppppss louder than a shotta's AK-47 on the streets of Kingston

fucking lol

Fucking lol @ Adjective.

I still don't understand how you can be a coach AND a fat fuck.

i was expecting this to be a Fred thread by the title

It's so obvious there shouldn't even be any contest.

  On 9/11/2009 at 8:44 AM, xxx said:

Tell you what, I'm Mizzou bred and usually wouldn't wish victory on anything Kansas related but in this case, it's the Mangino hands down and I'll tell you what his edges are:

 

1. Italian last name so high chance he was raised on and continues to eat loads of cured and salted meats along with deadly pickled vegetation like pepperocinis. Farts would literally bring tears.

 

2. Mangino is truly fat all around like it's been a part of his life for a long time. He has the longest colon transit time, which means his deuces marinate far longer in the colon than they should. The wind that passes over those "Dune"-esque sandworm turds and out his ass would curdle milk instantaneously.

 

3. Mangino's ass is bigger and likely gets sweatier. The timbre of a fart is heavily affect by shape of anus, moisture levels on the starfish and in the crack, and the resistance provided by the two cheeks meeting. You can bet that when he pops one, it brrrrrraaaapppppss louder than a shotta's AK-47 on the streets of Kingston

pure literature

  On 9/11/2009 at 8:44 AM, xxx said:

Tell you what, I'm Mizzou bred and usually wouldn't wish victory on anything Kansas related but in this case, it's the Mangino hands down and I'll tell you what his edges are:

 

1. Italian last name so high chance he was raised on and continues to eat loads of cured and salted meats along with deadly pickled vegetation like pepperocinis. Farts would literally bring tears.

 

2. Mangino is truly fat all around like it's been a part of his life for a long time. He has the longest colon transit time, which means his deuces marinate far longer in the colon than they should. The wind that passes over those "Dune"-esque sandworm turds and out his ass would curdle milk instantaneously.

 

3. Mangino's ass is bigger and likely gets sweatier. The timbre of a fart is heavily affect by shape of anus, moisture levels on the starfish and in the crack, and the resistance provided by the two cheeks meeting. You can bet that when he pops one, it brrrrrraaaapppppss louder than a shotta's AK-47 on the streets of Kingston

enourmous lol, it even made me fart

did someone add it to the funny quotes thread yet? i dont even know where that thread is, there are so many forums these days

Contray to popular belief loud farts arent made by butt cheeks flapping together, but rather the tightness of your cornhole muscle. By the looks of things Mangino sharts five dollar foot longs two three times a day, whereas Weis has a gas satchel to unload a hess station worth of gas all day long, his strength lies in his fat upper pussy.

it's a disappointment that we will never actually know the winner