Velazquez Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 (edited) vote by posting one of the following pics in your reply Charlie Weis Mark Mangino Edited September 10, 2009 by Velazquez Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Velazquez's signature Hide all signatures Hugh Hefner's Nephew Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48845-which-coach-wins-in-a-fart-off/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 I don't know shit about either of these men but judging by the pictures I would say Mark Mangino Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide thehauntingsoul's signature Hide all signatures Last.fm SteamID: Thehauntingsoul My EP Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48845-which-coach-wins-in-a-fart-off/#findComment-1119928 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted September 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 post a pic as your reply- like so: Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Velazquez's signature Hide all signatures Hugh Hefner's Nephew Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48845-which-coach-wins-in-a-fart-off/#findComment-1119930 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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david Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 On 9/10/2009 at 10:21 PM, Adjective said: Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48845-which-coach-wins-in-a-fart-off/#findComment-1119983 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 mark mangina Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48845-which-coach-wins-in-a-fart-off/#findComment-1120241 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48845-which-coach-wins-in-a-fart-off/#findComment-1120245 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest underscore Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 On 9/10/2009 at 10:45 PM, Adjective said: pretty sure i just shit bricks Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48845-which-coach-wins-in-a-fart-off/#findComment-1120351 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 On 9/11/2009 at 8:44 AM, xxx said: Tell you what, I'm Mizzou bred and usually wouldn't wish victory on anything Kansas related but in this case, it's the Mangino hands down and I'll tell you what his edges are: 1. Italian last name so high chance he was raised on and continues to eat loads of cured and salted meats along with deadly pickled vegetation like pepperocinis. Farts would literally bring tears. 2. Mangino is truly fat all around like it's been a part of his life for a long time. He has the longest colon transit time, which means his deuces marinate far longer in the colon than they should. The wind that passes over those "Dune"-esque sandworm turds and out his ass would curdle milk instantaneously. 3. Mangino's ass is bigger and likely gets sweatier. The timbre of a fart is heavily affect by shape of anus, moisture levels on the starfish and in the crack, and the resistance provided by the two cheeks meeting. You can bet that when he pops one, it brrrrrraaaapppppss louder than a shotta's AK-47 on the streets of Kingston Dude i'm crying right now i swear to god THANK YOU! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sneaksta303's signature Hide all signatures The Dark Tower Cycle Pplz ep The Swarm H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1 Branch Acidian - Acid's Done Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48845-which-coach-wins-in-a-fart-off/#findComment-1120355 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 On 9/11/2009 at 8:44 AM, xxx said: Tell you what, I'm Mizzou bred and usually wouldn't wish victory on anything Kansas related but in this case, it's the Mangino hands down and I'll tell you what his edges are: 1. Italian last name so high chance he was raised on and continues to eat loads of cured and salted meats along with deadly pickled vegetation like pepperocinis. Farts would literally bring tears. 2. Mangino is truly fat all around like it's been a part of his life for a long time. He has the longest colon transit time, which means his deuces marinate far longer in the colon than they should. The wind that passes over those "Dune"-esque sandworm turds and out his ass would curdle milk instantaneously. 3. Mangino's ass is bigger and likely gets sweatier. The timbre of a fart is heavily affect by shape of anus, moisture levels on the starfish and in the crack, and the resistance provided by the two cheeks meeting. You can bet that when he pops one, it brrrrrraaaapppppss louder than a shotta's AK-47 on the streets of Kingston fucking lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48845-which-coach-wins-in-a-fart-off/#findComment-1120356 Share on other sites More sharing options...
markedone Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48845-which-coach-wins-in-a-fart-off/#findComment-1120358 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Fucking lol @ Adjective. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48845-which-coach-wins-in-a-fart-off/#findComment-1120360 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lala's signature Hide all signatures Beethoven, ages ago, said: To play a wrong note is insignificant. To play without passion is inexcusable Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48845-which-coach-wins-in-a-fart-off/#findComment-1120414 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Barricade Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 I still don't understand how you can be a coach AND a fat fuck. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48845-which-coach-wins-in-a-fart-off/#findComment-1120417 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 i was expecting this to be a Fred thread by the title Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48845-which-coach-wins-in-a-fart-off/#findComment-1120423 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 277: 930-933 Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 It's so obvious there shouldn't even be any contest. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48845-which-coach-wins-in-a-fart-off/#findComment-1120426 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 On 9/11/2009 at 8:44 AM, xxx said: Tell you what, I'm Mizzou bred and usually wouldn't wish victory on anything Kansas related but in this case, it's the Mangino hands down and I'll tell you what his edges are: 1. Italian last name so high chance he was raised on and continues to eat loads of cured and salted meats along with deadly pickled vegetation like pepperocinis. Farts would literally bring tears. 2. Mangino is truly fat all around like it's been a part of his life for a long time. He has the longest colon transit time, which means his deuces marinate far longer in the colon than they should. The wind that passes over those "Dune"-esque sandworm turds and out his ass would curdle milk instantaneously. 3. Mangino's ass is bigger and likely gets sweatier. The timbre of a fart is heavily affect by shape of anus, moisture levels on the starfish and in the crack, and the resistance provided by the two cheeks meeting. You can bet that when he pops one, it brrrrrraaaapppppss louder than a shotta's AK-47 on the streets of Kingston pure literature Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48845-which-coach-wins-in-a-fart-off/#findComment-1120465 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 On 9/11/2009 at 8:44 AM, xxx said: Tell you what, I'm Mizzou bred and usually wouldn't wish victory on anything Kansas related but in this case, it's the Mangino hands down and I'll tell you what his edges are: 1. Italian last name so high chance he was raised on and continues to eat loads of cured and salted meats along with deadly pickled vegetation like pepperocinis. Farts would literally bring tears. 2. Mangino is truly fat all around like it's been a part of his life for a long time. He has the longest colon transit time, which means his deuces marinate far longer in the colon than they should. The wind that passes over those "Dune"-esque sandworm turds and out his ass would curdle milk instantaneously. 3. Mangino's ass is bigger and likely gets sweatier. The timbre of a fart is heavily affect by shape of anus, moisture levels on the starfish and in the crack, and the resistance provided by the two cheeks meeting. You can bet that when he pops one, it brrrrrraaaapppppss louder than a shotta's AK-47 on the streets of Kingston enourmous lol, it even made me fart Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48845-which-coach-wins-in-a-fart-off/#findComment-1120495 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 did someone add it to the funny quotes thread yet? i dont even know where that thread is, there are so many forums these days Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48845-which-coach-wins-in-a-fart-off/#findComment-1120512 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted September 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Contray to popular belief loud farts arent made by butt cheeks flapping together, but rather the tightness of your cornhole muscle. By the looks of things Mangino sharts five dollar foot longs two three times a day, whereas Weis has a gas satchel to unload a hess station worth of gas all day long, his strength lies in his fat upper pussy. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Velazquez's signature Hide all signatures Hugh Hefner's Nephew Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48845-which-coach-wins-in-a-fart-off/#findComment-1120586 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 it's a disappointment that we will never actually know the winner Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48845-which-coach-wins-in-a-fart-off/#findComment-1120617 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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