Butchering the Human Carcass for Human Consumption

what's a decent entry level recipe? looking for a sort of light tex-mex vibe

  On 9/11/2009 at 9:23 PM, Joyrex said:

This is a step-by-step guide on how to break down the human body from the full figure into serviceable choice cuts of meat.

 

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Bones will dry and become brittle after being baked an oven, and can be pulverized.

 

 

Oh. My. God.  Thank you.

I have been looking for something like this for a while.

No pictures?

tl;dr but i will later

you post this as if every home in america didn't already have a copy of the joy of cooking

people

I could have told you that.

i would be interested in a link to where this came from

long pig, lol

Tastes like

cannibalism

motive

alibi

chicken.

finally, a good joyrex thread.

i was thinking how odd it was that its sort of ok for stranded people to munch on the carcass of dead companions like what did the donner party or soccer team in the andes mountains.

but people are starving to death everyday and there are dying people everyday and we dont introduce the two.

nsfw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRAh3Qse-Us

you could use the skull as a flowerpot, or a small storage box

  On 9/12/2009 at 6:57 PM, ezkerraldean said:

you could use the skull as a flowerpot, or a small storage box

my skull is rather large, so after a friend and I visited Fiji when I was 18, he called dibs on using it as a kava cup should I die before him; I agreed. I should have a little dot on my driver's license indicating "upon death, skull cap to be turned into a kava cup."

  On 9/12/2009 at 6:47 PM, Producer Snafu said:

nsfw http://www.youtube.c...h?v=VRAh3Qse-Us

holy shit you don't see that every day

  On 9/12/2009 at 6:57 PM, ezkerraldean said:

you could use the skull as a flowerpot, or a small storage box

Martha Stewart?