post your recent dreams

I dreamt I had invented a new filtering device that could replace damaged kidneys. I was awarded free tickets to the TED conference, but it was 3 days away, and I couldn't get a passport in time to go.

I love dreams.

 

The last thing I remember dreaming was that I was in New York again visiting my friend who I actually visited last october. Even though I don't speak with her anymore for various reasons, I felt perfectly fine staying at her place because for some reason, which only made sense in my dream world, there was nothing wrong with staying at her place even though I've had my fair share of problems with her. I remember unpacking, eating breakfast with her mom and brothers and then leaving. I think I dreamt something similar last night but I'm not sure?

i came up with a new way of storing milk.

really excited, i bought about 20 or so bottles of milk, poured them all into individual glasses and put them in some display cabinet, asif they were nice to look at or something. there was also the bonus that they were all now easily accessible and ready to drink.

realising that all the milk would go bad by the end of the day, i begin to panick and decide my only solution is to drink all the milk. can't let 20 bottles go to waste, can't fit it all in the fridge.

i start to struggle at around the 5 glass mark. just skulling all this milk, glass after glass. surely enough, i vomit alittle. must drink on. continue vomitting. on all fours now, vomitting real thick+chunky stomach innards, replacing it with more and more milk. the last i can remember was me lying on the ground, surrounded in vomit and spilt milk, slow but now continuous vom making its way of my mouth. i look up and see the nice display cabinet, still shitloads of milk remain. i continue drinking.

 

/dream

I dreamt i was fucking this 40-50y old woman i met at one of my friend's place (she is a friend of his mother and had a mischievous something in her eyes when she stared at me, i mean irl).

So i was fucking her and the more i fucked the younger she got. By the end of the dream she looked like the girl i'm currently interested in.

  On 9/14/2009 at 4:28 PM, Babar said:

I dreamt i was fucking this 40-50y old woman i met at one of my friend's place (she is a friend of his mother and had a mischievous something in her eyes when she stared at me, i mean irl).

So i was fucking her and the more i fucked the younger she got. By the end of the dream she looked like the girl i'm currently interested in.

 

that's fucked up yo. even more fucked up if you imagine babar the elephant fucking a woman decreasing in age.

another dream from last week was me having to wait til 9pm at some lame shopping complex. i go to a toy store where the employers don't go home but lock up and live inside the store. i ask if i can join for a few hours. we're playing cards, pissing about with the toys, having a few giggles and a chat. then one of the girls working there picks up a stuffed animal, pushes me down onto the ground. my head lands just infront of a tray of lego. she starts hitting the lego tray over and over again with the stuffed animal. this makes me burst into laughter, my laughter being the high pitched "lalalalala" from sigur ros' gobbledigook.

 

the dream ended with that ridiculous image of me being held down by a girl, pounding the lego tray and me laughing "lalalalala". lego flying everywhere :D

One of my friend says to me : "you're gonna dreame but looks can be deceptive. It won't be what it looks like to be."

 

I enter a second dream : UFOs over my house. I phone a friend and ask him to come. When he arrive, the air is full of static electricity. We decide to walk out the house but I quickly figure out I'm attracting the UFOs as they're following us. But they don't want that i leave.They'are shooting me with some invisible electromagnetic beam. I feel paralysed, my skin hurts. Hopefully my friend starts making gestures in order to get their attention. I'm out of the beam I can move, i run. But there is a glitch in the dream : my friend turns into myself as we are running accross the local highway. When we are right in the middle of the road my alter ego telepathically tells me : "Don't move, the UFOs are gonna cause a pileup." Cars are crashing everywere around us, some are even passing above our heads. My alter ego just saved my life. I ask him how he does the telepathic trick. "You do it" he says, then suddenly he's me and i'm him. I realize that i can also move objects with my mind : from the begining, it was me that was piloting the UFOs.

 

 

 

 

***Can't remember***

 

 

I'm walking along the Canal du Midi with two friends. The water level is very high. All in a sudden, the water gets drained off. It appears that a group of people (2girls 2boys) were fucking underwater. They ask us if we dare join. We join, we fuck.

had a dream reminiscent of Primer, involved my ex who had a double? need to record more dreams, been neglecting that since school started

 

yea most of my dreams are sporadic, threw out my old stuff so ill keep a log over the next few nights

I usually dream I'm about to hook up with some really hot lady and the entire dream consists of us trying to find a good place to do our thing. The dream always ends before I get so much as a kiss. fuck my life.

i had a dream i met a super attractive girl. i went to her place, met her roommate, then made out with her. the sad thing is i don't remember what she looked like, cept that she had dark hair, just some made up dream girl which i wish i could go back to.

I have pretty good dream recall so sometimes I write my dreams down, this one was pretty intense:

 

There's a war of some kind.

I'm a soldier part of a battle group, we're a sort of rag tag superhero style team..

I'm a smaller, agile soldier, everyone else is bigger and muscular.

There are two women on the team and a robot. I think it was three other men, besides me.

The robot is close to the leader of the team (not me).

 

We battle on a mountain, and I jump and spurt between rocks, much quicker than

everyone else. That seems to be my thing.

 

It's abit of a blur here, but we go underground,

and eventually into a spaceship, which I presume is ours.

The interior is pitch black with blue neon.

 

We're invaded by enemies, aliens I think, and we start shooting them.

The robot upgrades itself, it learns a new trick,

in which it becomes invisible, suspends every surrounding alien in

the air and disintegrates them.

This becomes a rush for everyone of us, and we feel nothing can stop us.

 

The robot guards himself and the leader,

and does this repeatedly. this drains alot of the robot's power.

 

We kill off the last of the aliens, but the robot has been drained heavily

and the ship is damaged.

The robot malfunctions and dies. And it turns out one of the women

also is a robot, and her "heart" is breaking because she was secretly

in love with that robot. Her face melts, revealing a robot skeleton, and explodes.

Everything fades.

 

There's a big science convention.

This BIG team of scientists are standing on the stage in front of

a huge audience. They've discovered something massive, they've saved the world.

I'm standing by them but I'm not part of the science team.

A speaker of some sort introduces them, and asks for applause by saying

"let's give a big hand for the incredibles!"

People start applauding, but the team expects more applause.. the applause stops.

He says the same thing again, "the incredibles!"

The applause is scarce, and the science team is massively disappointed.

They dont seem to get that people want to hear/see the discovery before they applaude.

so the team walks out, and I walk with them, to another convention room.

 

But now there's only 4-5 of the scientists on this stage, and a much smaller crowd

To entice the crowd, the leader of the scientists starts a musical-like,

happy upstep tune about science.

Goes something like:

"science, it really makes you think

science, makes the world shrink"

etc etc

 

They keep singing this elaborate tune, and as they end in typical showbiz style

with a long sustained ending chord, i chip in with:

"Now where's the robots?" (because the average interest in modern science is robots)

they start laughing, like "yeah that's right, we'll get to them."

 

Eventually i'm not sitting there with them

i'm standing in the city, in the entrance of an apartment complex,

I'm watching the show through a window on someone elses TV.

There's a young girl watching it too.

 

I walk around abit, and go into the apartment hallway.

I see a boy, 10 year old or something, inside the hallway watching the show as well.

He's not watching, he's listening to it through the door. The tV is inside through a hallwayin his family's apartment.

His mom peeks out through another door however, and says she's going to sleep or something.

 

The boy still stands there, and listens to the show. I walk in and watch it on his TV.

He starts talking to me, and expects me to take care of him

since his mom went away (went for work instead of sleeping)

and I don't really know how to respond.

He wants me to make him dinner, and I look in the fridge to find something.

I find some wok or something and suggests that, but he wants me to make

Janssons Frestelse (a complicated swedish casserole dish),

but I tell him it's too difficult to make.

I'm not too sure what I make him, but the problem gets solved.

I look around and see he has a computer laptop. I really want to steal it.

 

His dad comes home, thanks me for looking after him, I say no problem.

They walk out and into the other apartment door, leaving the door unlocked.

I unplug the computer and take it with me. I leave the door open.

 

It's winter.

I'm walking around the neighbourhood, with the computer.

I know it's a dream, I'm thinking of a way to get the computer back to the real world.

I figure, the more real I can make the environment, the easier

the transition will be and I'll be more likely to still have it in the real world.

I focus as hard as I can, concentrate on my surroundings.

The environment becomes very real. I hear myself breathing, my footsteps on the

wet pavement. The chilly air. The snow, and the sounds of late night citylife.

 

I become so caught up I believe it is the real world.

In the dream my brother lives near me, so I go to his apartment.

He says hi, welcomes me in. He's occupied with something.

His apartment is brightly lit, yellowish, fine furniture and lots of electronic equipment.

 

I try the computer out, and I find out it runs pretty badly. I want to take it back.

I feel REALLY sorry for the kid.

 

I walk back out. I meet a leprechaun, and I tell him I want the kid to have his

computer back. By the flinch of an eye, it's done.

 

I walk around in the, neighbourhood, still thinking i could make this real

or this could be real. It's still wintery night.

I must try to find home. But I can't find it.

None of the apartments look the same, I'm somewhere else completely.

 

I pass by a stranger, a male stranger.

He comes up to me, hugs me and talks gibberish.

I figure it's still a dream because no one would say that in real life

 

We still manage to come on good terms with eachother, and

he shows me to a bar.

It's a very small bar, in the ceiling attic of a house.

You can barely stand upstraight. There are lots of little red and green

cozy lights. There's soft music. There are people there,

but I don't pay any attention to them.

I walk through a door, and everything fades.

 

I now live in another neighbourhood.

 

It's summer, sunny and pleasant weather.

 

I apparently live with my parents, but they are away.

We own one apartment, but since they're away,

a neighbour old lady is loaning it, while I get to

stay in her apartment. Her apartment is nicer and bigger.

 

I walk outside. I buy several liquor bottles. I mix one with the other.

I'm glad I could buy it, but I'm worried I wont have enough liquor.

 

I feel french, i walk out and shout napoleon slogans, whatever that means..

The people here are poor, but I decide to walk out,

impersonate the king, and start throwing nickles to everybody.

they love it, but they think I'm the king.

I offer a bit of liquor to two guys, and they drink alot,

after which I take it back, deciding to keep it to myself after that.

 

I return to the old lady's apartment. She has alot of instruments.

I play a violin skillfully and it's great fun, I can't believe

I'm playing an actual violin.

 

I find another instrument, an oddly shaped bass guitar with

eastern tuning. The "tuning" is an addition to each fret where you can bend the notes weirdly.

It sounds odd, magical, I play it in a middle eastern style.

 

Suddenly I'm in the war in Iraq. With the bass guitar.

I'm with the american soldiers. I'm not allowed to use a rifle, i just have the guitar

I'm positioned with a soldier with 2 rifles, one of which is scoped

it's pretty nice, he lets me hold it.

We're sitting in the top floor of a small building, enemy soldiers all around.

I look through the scope and see enemy soldiers on the ground.

I'm feeling i shouldn't reveal our position by shooting.

One of the soldiers seems to spot us, shoots a rocket at us,

it half wrecks the room, but leaves a live grenade right by me.

I pick it up and throw it out. I grab the rifle and start shooting

My friend is shot, and i get killed too.

 

I'm back in the apartment. I'm getting evicted cause it's not paid for.

But I respond that my neighbour is supposed to pay for it

but she hasn't since she doesn't live there, she lives in our apartment.

 

I go into my own apartment.. it's not my parents anymore, it's my own.

It is a small empty blue, dull room.. very small.

It has one grey door

 

I see my ex girlfriend looking into the door and picking stuff up.

i can't see what's inside the door or what she's picking up

we barely even look at eachother, just say "hi".

She walks out.

 

I run out in the city to escape the eviction repercussions.

I get hunted by a huge crowd a la Frankenstein.

And the dream ends.