Who would win in a fight?

I have a confession to make. Late at night while the wife is asleep I sit up and watch Glenn Beck or Rachel Maddow to lull myself to sleep. I don't know why I behave in this manner, for these two normally wind me up like a top and have me spitting blood. Yet there is something strangely satisfying about watching their shows in secret late at night, like watching an episode of COPS and getting that feeling your gaining inside knowledge into how they operate.

I often wonder if Beck and Maddow should cross paths in a dark alley who would win in a fight, Maddow wearing her pair of black leather combat boots and Beck carelessly wielding a copy of An Inconvient Book. Who would win, and more importantly, why?

maddow would one-eyebrow him to death

obviously maddow. what a dumb question.

Rachel would choke him with her monster cock.

who the fuck are these people?

learn2cablenews tsm

fuck tv. tv makes people jabber on mindlessly about dumb shit that only other people who have watched tv know about. and fuck FOX.

  On 9/20/2009 at 3:52 AM, thanksomuch said:

fuck watmm. watmm makes people jabber on mindlessly about dumb shit that only other people who have posted on watmm know about.

  On 9/20/2009 at 3:52 AM, thanksomuch said:

fuck tv. tv makes people jabber on mindlessly about dumb shit that only other people who have watched tv know about. and fuck FOX.

So what is watmm exactly?

I agree but kind of ironic that statement too.

I also never fucking watch tele, ever, I wacth the specific shows that I want to see online, and there are very few of them.

  On 9/20/2009 at 4:28 AM, scones to die for said:

  On 9/20/2009 at 3:52 AM, thanksomuch said:

fuck watmm. watmm makes people jabber on mindlessly about dumb shit that only other people who have posted on watmm know about.

Holy shit lol, good minds think alike son.

glenn beck looks like a giant baby that's dying of mange

  On 9/20/2009 at 4:29 AM, abusivegeorge said:

  On 9/20/2009 at 3:52 AM, thanksomuch said:

fuck tv. tv makes people jabber on mindlessly about dumb shit that only other people who have watched tv know about. and fuck FOX.

 

So what is watmm exactly?

 

I agree but kind of ironic that statement too.

 

I also never fucking watch tele, ever, I wacth the specific shows that I want to see online, and there are very few of them.

 

  On 9/20/2009 at 4:28 AM, scones to die for said:

  On 9/20/2009 at 3:52 AM, thanksomuch said:

fuck watmm. watmm makes people jabber on mindlessly about dumb shit that only other people who have posted on watmm know about.

 

Holy shit lol, good minds think alike son.

the differnce is Watmm isn't owned my majotr corperations that feed you fucking nonsence all day long and tell you what you should believe. thankfully, it's a collaberation of a bunch of people with different ideals and backgrounds.

what people exchange in a "friend group" is different that what you are fed by the media. at least here you can have some imput. the media? no.

you really think watmm is free? you honestly think that? that joyrex is just some big aphex fan and not a corporate AI that logs all of our posts and mines them for data about our buying habits so it can relay information back to a suite in an office building somewhere outside of dallas? that most of the posters on this board aren't just spam bots? that the females on this board aren't just scouts working for the porn industry, waiting for us to pm them a photo of our long, thin, idm penii? really? fucking really? well it's time to wake up.

  On 9/20/2009 at 3:46 AM, thanksomuch said:

who the fuck are these people?

exactly

i vote:

  On 9/20/2009 at 4:48 AM, zaphod said:

you really think watmm is free? you honestly think that? that joyrex is just some big aphex fan and not a corporate AI that logs all of our posts and mines them for data about our buying habits so it can relay information back to a suite in an office building somewhere outside of dallas? that most of the posters on this board aren't just spam bots? that the females on this board aren't just scouts working for the porn industry, waiting for us to pm them a photo of our long, thin, idm penii? really? fucking really? well it's time to wake up.

wut

  On 9/20/2009 at 4:34 AM, thanksomuch said:

  On 9/20/2009 at 4:29 AM, abusivegeorge said:

  On 9/20/2009 at 3:52 AM, thanksomuch said:

fuck tv. tv makes people jabber on mindlessly about dumb shit that only other people who have watched tv know about. and fuck FOX.

 

So what is watmm exactly?

 

I agree but kind of ironic that statement too.

 

I also never fucking watch tele, ever, I wacth the specific shows that I want to see online, and there are very few of them.

 

  On 9/20/2009 at 4:28 AM, scones to die for said:

  On 9/20/2009 at 3:52 AM, thanksomuch said:

fuck watmm. watmm makes people jabber on mindlessly about dumb shit that only other people who have posted on watmm know about.

 

Holy shit lol, good minds think alike son.

 

the differnce is Watmm isn't owned my majotr corperations that feed you fucking nonsence all day long and tell you what you should believe. thankfully, it's a collaberation of a bunch of people with different ideals and backgrounds.

 

what people exchange in a "friend group" is different that what you are fed by the media. at least here you can have some imput. the media? no.

Ah yeah ok, I kinda said that in jest really, lol I knew what you meant :).

ok thank god, had me worried

  On 9/20/2009 at 5:37 AM, thanksomuch said:

ok thank god, had me worried

Yeah I was really worried that I might have you worried.

put it away george

i like maddow

  On 9/21/2009 at 7:06 PM, kaen said:

put it away george

I've only had it out once since that conversation.