Shitty with undigested corn

I want an explanation, I'm guessing this is one for xxx, he seems this way inclined. Why the fuck does no one on Gods green earth have a digestive system, that can properly digest corn? Also tomatoe skins, what the fuck is up with that? I want to know watmm.

I can digest corn, tomato skins, AND chewing gum.

Fucking hell.

Also, your name reminds of one the original character from Grand Theft Auto 1.

really? I love gta1. My name is just a joke name. I wanted to come up with the most obnoxious sounding terrible name I could think of at the time.

TRY CHEWING YOUR FOOD

it's the keratineous coating around the corn that you don't digest properly - hence the need for maximum chewing to break this part down.

In one of my old shared houses in Nottingham we had to have the drains unblocked one day. When the guy took the hatch off in the garden the effluent in it was teeming with undigested sweetcorn and discarded tampons (one of our housemates was female, I should add). The sight of that coupled with the oppressive stench of death made me laugh so hard I all but soiled myself.

and they create the worst farts evar!

  On 9/24/2009 at 6:18 PM, xxx said:

BCM is oh-so-close but there is no keratin in corn (except for the one on your foot); it's the cellulose, which is the plant starch that makes up their cell wall and other structures. Many creatures can't do it--termites wouldn't be able to do it if it weren't for a little protozoan that lives in their gut who chawmps up the wood cellulose and releases the usable starch to the termite. We have bacteria that do the same thing but to a much smaller extent. Even if you chew it well, you will see it mostly unharmed and that goes for tomato skins and anything that contains cellulose. It's a great sign though because these vegetables are like colon janitors. When they pass through like that unchanged, they sweep up toxins and whatnot that are thought to cause colon cancer in the long run. So, not only are these vegetables hooking you up with vitamins and minerals, they are taking out the trash for you. One of many reasons vegetarians outlive everybody.

Ja, I just found out that the bulk of our feces is comprised of cellulose, and that the walls of corn kernels were responsible for the pellagra wave during colonial times.

Here's a doctor thrashing poop around in a tupperware box.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXuUBuicUJg

by keratinous i obviously meant cellulose

  On 9/24/2009 at 6:18 PM, xxx said:

BCM is oh-so-close but there is no keratin in corn (except for the one on your foot); it's the cellulose, which is the plant starch that makes up their cell wall and other structures. Many creatures can't do it--termites wouldn't be able to do it if it weren't for a little protozoan that lives in their gut who chawmps up the wood cellulose and releases the usable starch to the termite. We have bacteria that do the same thing but to a much smaller extent. Even if you chew it well, you will see it mostly unharmed and that goes for tomato skins and anything that contains cellulose. It's a great sign though because these vegetables are like colon janitors. When they pass through like that unchanged, they sweep up toxins and whatnot that are thought to cause colon cancer in the long run. So, not only are these vegetables hooking you up with vitamins and minerals, they are taking out the trash for you. One of many reasons vegetarians outlive everybody.

Thats pretty kool, thanks man! So it's a good thing then, nothing wrong with my digestive system, quite the opposite in fact, good stuff.

Cheerz for the replies everyone :).

Also, lol @ Golden Caret.

  On 9/24/2009 at 7:02 AM, Bubba69 said:

I can digest corn, tomato skins, AND chewing gum.

I can't digest sweetcorn, carrots, mushrooms, peppers, onions, lettuce, crisps, water chestnuts, peas or sesame seeds. Half the time when I go for a crap it's like vomiting out of my arse.

Fucking lol.

Crisps? :|

  On 9/24/2009 at 9:43 PM, Caretstik said:

I can't digest sweetcorn, carrots, mushrooms, peppers, onions, lettuce, crisps, water chestnuts, peas or sesame seeds. Half the time when I go for a crap it's like vomiting out of my arse.

some of these make sense but if you're telling the truth you MAY want to get checked out

Truth, it's actually as a result of bowel surgery sneaksta, and the subsequent lack of a colon.

  On 9/24/2009 at 9:56 PM, Caretstik said:

Truth, it's actually as a result of bowel surgery sneaksta, and the subsequent lack of a colon.

Oh yeah, I compeltely forgot about that, sorry mate!

  On 9/24/2009 at 9:56 PM, abusivegeorge said:

  On 9/24/2009 at 9:56 PM, Caretstik said:

Truth, it's actually as a result of bowel surgery sneaksta, and the subsequent lack of a colon.

 

Oh yeah, I compeltely forgot about that, sorry mate!

No worries dude. Although it can be a bit unpleasant, it's actually a sign of better health for me, not worse!

  On 9/24/2009 at 9:56 PM, Caretstik said:

Truth, it's actually as a result of bowel surgery sneaksta, and the subsequent lack of a colon.

err my bad... didn't know/remember...

  On 9/24/2009 at 10:01 PM, sneaksta303 said:

  On 9/24/2009 at 9:56 PM, Caretstik said:

Truth, it's actually as a result of bowel surgery sneaksta, and the subsequent lack of a colon.

 

err my bad... didn't know/remember...

Not your bad mate, nobody made me post about it in the first place. I just wanted to outdo everyone else's bowel output.

I'm on a corn only diet.

I've been shitting full ears for weeks!

  On 9/24/2009 at 10:08 PM, Caretstik said:

  On 9/24/2009 at 10:01 PM, sneaksta303 said:

  On 9/24/2009 at 9:56 PM, Caretstik said:

Truth, it's actually as a result of bowel surgery sneaksta, and the subsequent lack of a colon.

 

err my bad... didn't know/remember...

Not your bad mate, nobody made me post about it in the first place. I just wanted to outdo everyone else's bowel output.

lol, mission accomplished.

sometimes ill eat a ton of vegetables and they poop out somewhat unprocessed...sorta neat

This thread should never have got to 2 pages. It's a sign of the times that anyone who's anyone is now snubbing this forum. Bad times for this forum. Would have expected better from abusedgeorge. Burning the candle at both ends all the time, on the internet and all that, doing up the car, revving the engine and that. Eating assholes and sucking off guys, etc.

Get with the times, man. Even xxx rejects that lifestyle.

  On 9/24/2009 at 11:09 PM, Dr Clitterhaus said:

This thread should never have got to 2 pages. It's a sign of the times that anyone who's anyone is now snubbing this forum. Bad times for this forum. Would have expected better from abusedgeorge. Burning the candle at both ends all the time, on the internet and all that, doing up the car, revving the engine and that. Eating assholes and sucking off guys, etc.

Get with the times, man. Even xxx rejects that lifestyle.

Ironic, because I expect better from you 100% of the time, you're failing hard lately clit and it's not looking good for the health of our nation.

For god sakes pick on the Americans you fucking twat.

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