Guest abusivegeorge Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 I want an explanation, I'm guessing this is one for xxx, he seems this way inclined. Why the fuck does no one on Gods green earth have a digestive system, that can properly digest corn? Also tomatoe skins, what the fuck is up with that? I want to know watmm. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49213-shitty-with-undigested-corn/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba69 Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 I can digest corn, tomato skins, AND chewing gum. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Bubba69's signature Hide all signatures https://intervallux.bandcamp.com/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49213-shitty-with-undigested-corn/#findComment-1128490 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Fucking hell. Also, your name reminds of one the original character from Grand Theft Auto 1. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49213-shitty-with-undigested-corn/#findComment-1128491 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba69 Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 really? I love gta1. My name is just a joke name. I wanted to come up with the most obnoxious sounding terrible name I could think of at the time. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Bubba69's signature Hide all signatures https://intervallux.bandcamp.com/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49213-shitty-with-undigested-corn/#findComment-1128492 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 TRY CHEWING YOUR FOOD Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Siegecow's signature Hide all signatures On 3/16/2011 at 8:14 PM, troon said: fuck off! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49213-shitty-with-undigested-corn/#findComment-1128497 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 it's the keratineous coating around the corn that you don't digest properly - hence the need for maximum chewing to break this part down. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49213-shitty-with-undigested-corn/#findComment-1128516 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretstik Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 In one of my old shared houses in Nottingham we had to have the drains unblocked one day. When the guy took the hatch off in the garden the effluent in it was teeming with undigested sweetcorn and discarded tampons (one of our housemates was female, I should add). The sight of that coupled with the oppressive stench of death made me laugh so hard I all but soiled myself. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49213-shitty-with-undigested-corn/#findComment-1128673 Share on other sites More sharing options...
plstik Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 and they create the worst farts evar! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49213-shitty-with-undigested-corn/#findComment-1128742 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 (edited) On 9/24/2009 at 8:18 PM, xxx said: BCM is oh-so-close but there is no keratin in corn (except for the one on your foot); it's the cellulose, which is the plant starch that makes up their cell wall and other structures. Many creatures can't do it--termites wouldn't be able to do it if it weren't for a little protozoan that lives in their gut who chawmps up the wood cellulose and releases the usable starch to the termite. We have bacteria that do the same thing but to a much smaller extent. Even if you chew it well, you will see it mostly unharmed and that goes for tomato skins and anything that contains cellulose. It's a great sign though because these vegetables are like colon janitors. When they pass through like that unchanged, they sweep up toxins and whatnot that are thought to cause colon cancer in the long run. So, not only are these vegetables hooking you up with vitamins and minerals, they are taking out the trash for you. One of many reasons vegetarians outlive everybody. Ja, I just found out that the bulk of our feces is comprised of cellulose, and that the walls of corn kernels were responsible for the pellagra wave during colonial times. Here's a doctor thrashing poop around in a tupperware box. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXuUBuicUJg Edited September 24, 2009 by Yegg Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49213-shitty-with-undigested-corn/#findComment-1128745 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 by keratinous i obviously meant cellulose Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49213-shitty-with-undigested-corn/#findComment-1128754 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 On 9/24/2009 at 8:18 PM, xxx said: BCM is oh-so-close but there is no keratin in corn (except for the one on your foot); it's the cellulose, which is the plant starch that makes up their cell wall and other structures. Many creatures can't do it--termites wouldn't be able to do it if it weren't for a little protozoan that lives in their gut who chawmps up the wood cellulose and releases the usable starch to the termite. We have bacteria that do the same thing but to a much smaller extent. Even if you chew it well, you will see it mostly unharmed and that goes for tomato skins and anything that contains cellulose. It's a great sign though because these vegetables are like colon janitors. When they pass through like that unchanged, they sweep up toxins and whatnot that are thought to cause colon cancer in the long run. So, not only are these vegetables hooking you up with vitamins and minerals, they are taking out the trash for you. One of many reasons vegetarians outlive everybody. Thats pretty kool, thanks man! So it's a good thing then, nothing wrong with my digestive system, quite the opposite in fact, good stuff. Cheerz for the replies everyone :). Also, lol @ Golden Caret. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49213-shitty-with-undigested-corn/#findComment-1128888 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 On 9/24/2009 at 9:02 AM, Bubba69 said: I can digest corn, tomato skins, AND chewing gum. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49213-shitty-with-undigested-corn/#findComment-1128889 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretstik Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 I can't digest sweetcorn, carrots, mushrooms, peppers, onions, lettuce, crisps, water chestnuts, peas or sesame seeds. Half the time when I go for a crap it's like vomiting out of my arse. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49213-shitty-with-undigested-corn/#findComment-1128905 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Fucking lol. Crisps? :| Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49213-shitty-with-undigested-corn/#findComment-1128911 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 On 9/24/2009 at 11:43 PM, Caretstik said: I can't digest sweetcorn, carrots, mushrooms, peppers, onions, lettuce, crisps, water chestnuts, peas or sesame seeds. Half the time when I go for a crap it's like vomiting out of my arse. some of these make sense but if you're telling the truth you MAY want to get checked out Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sneaksta303's signature Hide all signatures The Dark Tower Cycle Pplz ep The Swarm H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1 Branch Acidian - Acid's Done Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49213-shitty-with-undigested-corn/#findComment-1128914 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretstik Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Truth, it's actually as a result of bowel surgery sneaksta, and the subsequent lack of a colon. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49213-shitty-with-undigested-corn/#findComment-1128924 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 On 9/24/2009 at 11:56 PM, Caretstik said: Truth, it's actually as a result of bowel surgery sneaksta, and the subsequent lack of a colon. Oh yeah, I compeltely forgot about that, sorry mate! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49213-shitty-with-undigested-corn/#findComment-1128926 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretstik Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 On 9/24/2009 at 11:56 PM, abusivegeorge said: On 9/24/2009 at 11:56 PM, Caretstik said: Truth, it's actually as a result of bowel surgery sneaksta, and the subsequent lack of a colon. Oh yeah, I compeltely forgot about that, sorry mate! No worries dude. Although it can be a bit unpleasant, it's actually a sign of better health for me, not worse! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49213-shitty-with-undigested-corn/#findComment-1128930 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 (edited) On 9/24/2009 at 11:56 PM, Caretstik said: Truth, it's actually as a result of bowel surgery sneaksta, and the subsequent lack of a colon. err my bad... didn't know/remember... Edited September 25, 2009 by sneaksta303 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sneaksta303's signature Hide all signatures The Dark Tower Cycle Pplz ep The Swarm H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1 Branch Acidian - Acid's Done Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49213-shitty-with-undigested-corn/#findComment-1128934 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretstik Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 On 9/25/2009 at 12:01 AM, sneaksta303 said: On 9/24/2009 at 11:56 PM, Caretstik said: Truth, it's actually as a result of bowel surgery sneaksta, and the subsequent lack of a colon. err my bad... didn't know/remember... Not your bad mate, nobody made me post about it in the first place. I just wanted to outdo everyone else's bowel output. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49213-shitty-with-undigested-corn/#findComment-1128947 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 I'm on a corn only diet. I've been shitting full ears for weeks! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49213-shitty-with-undigested-corn/#findComment-1128948 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 On 9/25/2009 at 12:08 AM, Caretstik said: On 9/25/2009 at 12:01 AM, sneaksta303 said: On 9/24/2009 at 11:56 PM, Caretstik said: Truth, it's actually as a result of bowel surgery sneaksta, and the subsequent lack of a colon. err my bad... didn't know/remember... Not your bad mate, nobody made me post about it in the first place. I just wanted to outdo everyone else's bowel output. lol, mission accomplished. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49213-shitty-with-undigested-corn/#findComment-1128958 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 sometimes ill eat a ton of vegetables and they poop out somewhat unprocessed...sorta neat Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide SR4's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49213-shitty-with-undigested-corn/#findComment-1128963 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Clitterhaus Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 This thread should never have got to 2 pages. It's a sign of the times that anyone who's anyone is now snubbing this forum. Bad times for this forum. Would have expected better from abusedgeorge. Burning the candle at both ends all the time, on the internet and all that, doing up the car, revving the engine and that. Eating assholes and sucking off guys, etc. Get with the times, man. Even xxx rejects that lifestyle. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Dr Clitterhaus's signature Hide all signatures Caralaaaaaan......God is in......his holy temple........ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49213-shitty-with-undigested-corn/#findComment-1129000 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 (edited) On 9/25/2009 at 1:09 AM, Dr Clitterhaus said: This thread should never have got to 2 pages. It's a sign of the times that anyone who's anyone is now snubbing this forum. Bad times for this forum. Would have expected better from abusedgeorge. Burning the candle at both ends all the time, on the internet and all that, doing up the car, revving the engine and that. Eating assholes and sucking off guys, etc. Get with the times, man. Even xxx rejects that lifestyle. Ironic, because I expect better from you 100% of the time, you're failing hard lately clit and it's not looking good for the health of our nation. For god sakes pick on the Americans you fucking twat. <3 Edited September 25, 2009 by abusivegeorge Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49213-shitty-with-undigested-corn/#findComment-1129004 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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