Guest weed Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 so its time for a weed venting thread. here's a story for you kids: i live in this complex in faggotvile...and i guess since they think you can just pay some ridiculous amount in rent..that you can pay to get your car towed every few months. right when i met my boyfriend i told him to park at the local market across the street(not knowing they'd tow because my other friends have parked there overnight)... and BAM the next morning we were joking that it was going to be towed...then 5 minutes after he left he called me and actually told me it got towed. (MY FAULT) anyways we walked to the tow yard (not even a mile away, what fags) and get his car out..which in total cost 283 or some bullshit number. anyways we've been dating for more than a few months and last night...around 3 am we finally start going to bed..then we hear..CLICK Click...(starting up engine) i don't even know why i went to go look outside..but i go look up outside and he joins and :( the tone in his voice killed me. he was in so much shock that it was his car, YET AGAIN! yet this time in my GATED motherfucking parking lot with a fucking pass on the dash! ahhhh so we run down to the fucking security guard and hes like "oh derka derka there was no pass visible, derka derka" "but sir the pass was right fucking there, the most that could have happen is when we parked it fell off onto the seat or floor" "i cant derka do derka derka anything, call the tow company" so we call them and they have no idea what car we are talking about because they literally were still on their way of driving over there. finally they received the car and said its 300 to come get it now and 231 to come get it at 8 am. WHAT IF SOMEONE HAS TO BE AT WORK BY 8 AM?! so pretty much Brian and I are planing a national tow attack..but on another note..i pretty much have the coolest neighbor in the whole world. hes poor like all of us but i told him the story and bluntly asked to borrow 200 dollars, and hes like "oh forsure, ill just put it on my card." -FUCKING SWEET (now how to get 200 dollars cash without anything i'm sure you fags are thinking) ps. i took my first drug test ever. used the synthetic piss, i hope i got the job. -end vent- ahhh that felt good Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49230-never-move-to-california/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zelah Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 I'm glad spasm moved to California cause maybe we'll hangout in SF when I fly down for a meet up of kids from my bike board Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49230-never-move-to-california/#findComment-1128821 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Copycats. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49230-never-move-to-california/#findComment-1128833 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 cunt Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49230-never-move-to-california/#findComment-1128837 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Muhammad jihad Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sneaksta303's signature Hide all signatures The Dark Tower Cycle Pplz ep The Swarm H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1 Branch Acidian - Acid's Done Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49230-never-move-to-california/#findComment-1128840 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest weed Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 derka derka Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49230-never-move-to-california/#findComment-1128849 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 when parked somewhere where towing is a danger, remove all the wheels on the car and lock them in the boot. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49230-never-move-to-california/#findComment-1128854 Share on other sites More sharing options...
producer snafu Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 shoot dem muhfukkin tires cuh! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide producer snafu's signature Hide all signatures i Luh Clouds! https://linktr.ee/producer_snafu http://www.last.fm/user/producersnafu -=<()>=- Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49230-never-move-to-california/#findComment-1128858 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 uhhhh, what? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Atop's signature Hide all signatures music by ATOPdj mixes by ATOP https://woodbetweenworlds.bandcamp.com/album/777 https://auralcanyonmusic.bandcamp.com/album/once-i-was-as-you-are-now Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49230-never-move-to-california/#findComment-1128871 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 On 9/24/2009 at 10:45 PM, BCM said: when parked somewhere where towing is a danger, remove all the wheels on the car and lock them in the boot. Don't we have to do this in London anyway? My cars are great, they all have removable steering wheels, yes I have modified them so this is so, I remove the steering wheel everytime I park up and lock it in the boot. Problem solved. Originally this is a concept that came as standard on 1980's BMW's, it's extremely effective. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49230-never-move-to-california/#findComment-1129181 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 derka don't motherfucker Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49230-never-move-to-california/#findComment-1129299 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 tow bitch or not tow bitch Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49230-never-move-to-california/#findComment-1129303 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zelah Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 (edited) this is why i want to move to california. fuck leah, caroline is real. Edited September 25, 2009 by zelah Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49230-never-move-to-california/#findComment-1129318 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 zelah, sometimes i wonder if you are a highly elaborate dupe account that has been unleashed upon us to elevate the art of caricature and self-parody to the next level p.s. i love you now Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49230-never-move-to-california/#findComment-1129331 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 that was a rather long post just to prove you have a boyfriend. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49230-never-move-to-california/#findComment-1129343 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 On 9/25/2009 at 9:44 AM, lumpenprol said: that was a rather long post just to prove you have a boyfriend. i believe no such proof was given! weed, from the bottom of my heart, this blunt is for you. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49230-never-move-to-california/#findComment-1129345 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 so you're boy stayed over on the first night? Reveal hidden contents SLUT!!!! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49230-never-move-to-california/#findComment-1129549 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 On 9/25/2009 at 5:45 AM, abusivegeorge said: Don't we have to do this in London anyway? My cars are great, they all have removable steering wheels, yes I have modified them so this is so, I remove the steering wheel everytime I park up and lock it in the boot. Problem solved. Originally this is a concept that came as standard on 1980's BMW's, it's extremely effective. one of my mates made himself a push-button ignition for his mitsu colt, and put the button inside the glovebox. pretty nifty but you could still hotwire it lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49230-never-move-to-california/#findComment-1129552 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JW Modestburns Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 On 9/25/2009 at 8:26 AM, zelah said: this is why i want to move to california. fuck leah, caroline is real. LOL Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49230-never-move-to-california/#findComment-1129630 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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