Party Costume Ideas

I'm going to a dress-up party tomorrow and have zero in the tank for this fucking costume, and am pretty shite with the DIY

Alright WATMM, mine your collective skulls and find me a costume idea for a "Survival of the Fittest" party.

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"Come dressed as an example of survival of the fittest. Be literal, ironic or conceptual..."

I know you are all rather disgusting chaps so find me something of poor taste, please

boy, nothing like the last minute eh?

dress up as the great pyramid

Go as Danny Dyer.

dead fat chick

  On 9/25/2009 at 8:27 AM, 42Orange said:

dead fat chick

very clever.

The problem is this "theme" makes absolutely no sense to me, I can't wrap my head around it. I'm so used to dressing up as food for parties

go around and steal people's drinks all night. You're a parasite.

  On 9/25/2009 at 8:48 AM, chenGOD said:

go around and steal people's drinks all night. You're a parasite.

I like it!!

I still have a costume of Sandstorm from the Mighty Boosh lying around, I don't know if that will be of any use (I'm sure you can imagine how much of a pain it is to move in).

I was thinking Fungus/Insect/Parasite-related monstrosity

african american hitler.

Dress up as a white, English businessman?

half of grizzly man hanging out of a bear.

just go as hitler. easy peasy.

where a giant strap-on

zangief

be marcy dawson

Go as Jim Fixx

Bill Hicks fans will get it.

go as Bear Grylls

to explain who you are just start eating things. tv remotes, shoes, hats, cats, mats, dishcloths etc

Dress up like pedobear...

LOL

  On 9/25/2009 at 3:41 PM, blicero said:

where a giant strap-on

Right here a giant strap on

Wow, you guys really went to town on this thread.

Best ideas so far: Pedobear, Hitler, Jesus

At the moment, I'm leaning towards a black Hitler Jesus

Fuckin lol^, wear a jew hat.

the survival of the fittest theme is obviously an allusion to Arnold Schwarzenegger's film The Running Man, so all you need to find is a yellow leotard.

dress up like Dolly, the cloned sheep.

mine last year (and probably this year) was just wearing a pair of handcuffs dangling from one wrist

for halloween i meant