MY ATOMIC RAGING BONER SMASH.

I just performed MY ATOMIC RAGING BONER SMASH, and I've destroyed my house and home, it rocketed me into a fourth dimension of which I never knew existed, as the adrenaline rushed from my dick to my face and hit the peak of my skull, my head was in the clouds, but my dick was in chaos. I've killed the parents, as I bought my ATOMIC RAGING BONER SMASH down through my bedroom floor, it ripped the upper decking right out, and my parents fell through the floor from the bed and onto the debris below, my insurance doesn't cover my ATOMIC RAGING BONER SMASH accident, so I've got a huge debt now, and a lot of explaining to do.

I'm pretty sad and could with some support, thanks watmm.

oh these things happen. don't be too hard on yourself.

If anyone can spot the reference I used towards the big book of alcoholics anonymous, they will get my spare copy of Bonobos "Days to come " album.

I get this every now and then. I once killed my old english teacher this way.

  On 10/2/2009 at 5:10 AM, abusivegeorge said:

If anyone can spot the reference I used towards the big book of alcoholics anonymous, they will get my spare copy of Bonobos "Days to come " album.

Come on sneaky for fucks sake.

  On 10/2/2009 at 5:10 AM, abusivegeorge said:

Bonobos "Days to come " album.

A+ album

this is like a bad cover version of a mcgriff thread

  On 10/2/2009 at 5:08 AM, taxman said:

oh these things happen. don't be too hard on yourself.

  On 10/3/2009 at 9:57 PM, abusivegeorge said:

  On 10/2/2009 at 5:10 AM, abusivegeorge said:

If anyone can spot the reference I used towards the big book of alcoholics anonymous, they will get my spare copy of Bonobos "Days to come " album.

 

Come on sneaky for fucks sake.

i feel retarded. i even broke out the book. is it from one of the stories? if so, i don't have them fucking memorized.

it rocketed me into a fourth dimension of which I never knew existed, as the adrenaline rushed from my dick to my face and hit the peak of my skull, my head was in the clouds, but my dick was in chaos.

There is a clue, in that only one part of that sentence is a line from the book of alcoholics anonymous.

  On 10/3/2009 at 10:17 PM, abusivegeorge said:

my head was in the clouds, but my dick was in chaos.

Fucking LOL.

u get my pm?

That's nothing, one time I was furiously masturbating to some gay porn and my boner began to increase in size exponentially. It went straight through the basement ceiling and up my dads ass and he was stuck up there some 40 feet in the air suspended only by my rock hard boner pushing against the inside of his rectum.

Sounds like an average Friday night for me...

  On 10/3/2009 at 10:48 PM, sneaksta303 said:

u get my pm?

I certainly did mate, downloaded it too, going to watch when parents are in bed son.

Dan 'N' Cap, I'm very glad to see that I'm not the only one!

were you the one that bought a Cayman?

  On 10/2/2009 at 5:08 AM, taxman said:

oh these things happen. don't be too hard on yourself.

HA!

best reply

  On 10/4/2009 at 5:12 AM, Fishtank said:

were you the one that bought a Cayman?

Nope, I don't go for your run of the mill supercars, I purchase cars that are just as quick, but don't have your generic brand label, plus all Porsches look the same. I like sleepers, although arguable the car in my avatar could be called a generic brand name supercar, but it's a very small British company and nowhere near as many on the roads as Porsches, or even Ferraris, but it'll sure as hell keep up with, if not beat em.

that must've been someone else then

I love the Lotus Elise, there's an orange exige on my desktop background

I've only seen a few around town

I was lucky enough to ride in one for about 10 min

they must be a blast to drive

Did you know they made a version where in the body was made mostly of hemp?

penis = cars?

  On 10/4/2009 at 8:23 AM, Fishtank said:

that must've been someone else then

I love the Lotus Elise, there's an orange exige on my desktop background

I've only seen a few around town

I was lucky enough to ride in one for about 10 min

they must be a blast to drive

 

Did you know they made a version where in the body was made mostly of hemp?

WTF that is awesome lol! Never heard of this at all.

They are an absolute joy to drive mate, stick to the road like glue and go like shit off a shovel.

Thanksie, cars = penis when you buy something like a ferrari and everyone goes "OH LOOK A FERRARI"

cars don't equal penis when people look at your car and go "What the fuck is that? WHY CAN'T I GET PAST IT".

lol

LOL did you know Ferrari is like the name Smith in Italian

lol, oh God.

  On 10/4/2009 at 8:42 AM, abusivegeorge said:

  On 10/4/2009 at 8:23 AM, Fishtank said:

that must've been someone else then

I love the Lotus Elise, there's an orange exige on my desktop background

I've only seen a few around town

I was lucky enough to ride in one for about 10 min

they must be a blast to drive

 

Did you know they made a version where in the body was made mostly of hemp?

 

WTF that is awesome lol! Never heard of this at all.

 

They are an absolute joy to drive mate, stick to the road like glue and go like shit off a shovel.

 

Thanksie, cars = penis when you buy something like a ferrari and everyone goes "OH LOOK A FERRARI"

 

cars don't equal penis when people look at your car and go "What the fuck is that? WHY CAN'T I GET PAST IT".

 

lol

like... my cars you mean :'(

i still think my 181 is cute tho >>

mine is turquiose blue tho :o and has a hard top