restaurants with ambulances in front of them

Yesterday for lunch I got the hankering for some Taco Bell because they have evander holyfield slanging these new 1.99 nacho crunch burritos on their new tv ads. by 2 pm I was ready to eat my fist so there was no stopping me once I rolled up to my local Taco Bell, which had an ambulance in front of it, lights flashing, guy getting carted off in a stretcher out of the front door. I noticed this before I actually made the turn to pull into the lot, so I could've rolled on. I sat there in my car in the turn lane and hesitated, but then I saw evander holyfield in my mind chomping down on a burrito and bumping gloves with me with his free hand so I said Fuck it and pulled into the drive thru and completed my order. There were two people that came in behind me too in the drive thru lane so I feel like I forged ahead and made it happen for everyone.

Realistically, whatever happened to the guy in the ambulance likely had little to do with taco bell, but you never know, and I felt like I was rolling the dice to some extent.

restaurants with ambulances in front of them.

i'd be more worried about a restaurant with an EMPTY parking lot, nothing out front, when they're open -- esp. for chinese food

most likely that employees hand got in the burrito meat mincer

is that gary mckinnon pulsating there?

  On 10/8/2009 at 6:12 PM, hahathhat said:

i'd be more worried about a restaurant with an EMPTY parking lot, nothing out front, when they're open -- esp. for chinese food

oh yeah that's true, i will not eat in an empty restaurant.

was the stretcher guy a retard?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5UzvO2piNo

i would have at least been curious -- yeah, i'll have two burritos, a shake, and wat teh fuk is goin on in there anyways??

you can't get shakes at taco bell

i don't go to taco bell i wouldn't know -- i'm extrapolating here gimme a b, ok d?

  On 10/8/2009 at 6:19 PM, Fred McGriff said:

you can't get shakes at taco bell

unless you've got the DT's. huhuhuh

god that was really sobering. ordering a shake at taco bell.

last post

i bet if i slipped 'em $50 they could figure out how to make a milkshake

  On 10/8/2009 at 6:22 PM, keltoi said:

  On 10/8/2009 at 6:19 PM, Fred McGriff said:

you can't get shakes at taco bell

 

unless you've got the DT's. huhuhuh

i dont know how to respond to this other than to accuse you of being my dad

chris cunningham got the shakes at a taco bell once

i've had green poop with a thick alien smell from a taco bell

hours after, went to the same taco bell and bought the same thing

because that one tastes better than the 2 other equidistant taco bells

fuck tomorrow self, this is about me, right now

fuck tomorrow self -- there's your next album title dude

  On 10/8/2009 at 6:31 PM, Adjective said:

i've had green poop with a thick alien smell from a taco bell

hours after, went to the same taco bell and bought the same thing

because that one tastes better than the 2 other equidistant taco bells

fuck tomorrow self, this is about me, right now

lol spoken like a true tb warrior

it's a good thing you broke the ice, I'm sure the other cars behind you thought of your decision as a trailblazing one. The world can't stop because of one cat getting carted to an ambulance, not in the taco game at least.

*fist bump Jeter style*

hey ambulance drivers gotta eat too!

  On 10/8/2009 at 6:09 PM, Fred McGriff said:

so I said Fuck it and pulled into the drive thru and completed my order. There were two people that came in behind me too in the drive thru lane so I feel like I forged ahead and made it happen for everyone.

holy fucking lol you're probably right about that too, you're an everyman's hero Fred!

  On 10/8/2009 at 7:24 PM, Philip Glass said:

hey ambulance drivers gotta eat too!

We have an emergency! The ambulance driver's life is at stake, he must eat to Taco Bell! Activate the siren, we're going straight to the nearest Taco Bell! No need to park properly, this is AN EMERGENCY!

that's the most canadian joke i've ever read

  On 10/8/2009 at 8:06 PM, Adjective said:

that's the most canadian joke i've ever read

I would look forward to one of your overweight texan jokes.

"What did one faggot say to the other"

"I dont know I curb stomped both of them YEEHAW"