Fred McGriff Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Yesterday for lunch I got the hankering for some Taco Bell because they have evander holyfield slanging these new 1.99 nacho crunch burritos on their new tv ads. by 2 pm I was ready to eat my fist so there was no stopping me once I rolled up to my local Taco Bell, which had an ambulance in front of it, lights flashing, guy getting carted off in a stretcher out of the front door. I noticed this before I actually made the turn to pull into the lot, so I could've rolled on. I sat there in my car in the turn lane and hesitated, but then I saw evander holyfield in my mind chomping down on a burrito and bumping gloves with me with his free hand so I said Fuck it and pulled into the drive thru and completed my order. There were two people that came in behind me too in the drive thru lane so I feel like I forged ahead and made it happen for everyone. Realistically, whatever happened to the guy in the ambulance likely had little to do with taco bell, but you never know, and I felt like I was rolling the dice to some extent. restaurants with ambulances in front of them. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49611-restaurants-with-ambulances-in-front-of-them/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 i'd be more worried about a restaurant with an EMPTY parking lot, nothing out front, when they're open -- esp. for chinese food Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49611-restaurants-with-ambulances-in-front-of-them/#findComment-1139044 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 (edited) most likely that employees hand got in the burrito meat mincer Edited October 8, 2009 by Benedict Cumberbatch Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49611-restaurants-with-ambulances-in-front-of-them/#findComment-1139045 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 is that gary mckinnon pulsating there? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49611-restaurants-with-ambulances-in-front-of-them/#findComment-1139046 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted October 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 On 10/8/2009 at 6:12 PM, hahathhat said: i'd be more worried about a restaurant with an EMPTY parking lot, nothing out front, when they're open -- esp. for chinese food oh yeah that's true, i will not eat in an empty restaurant. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49611-restaurants-with-ambulances-in-front-of-them/#findComment-1139047 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 was the stretcher guy a retard? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5UzvO2piNo Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49611-restaurants-with-ambulances-in-front-of-them/#findComment-1139049 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 i would have at least been curious -- yeah, i'll have two burritos, a shake, and wat teh fuk is goin on in there anyways?? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49611-restaurants-with-ambulances-in-front-of-them/#findComment-1139051 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted October 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 you can't get shakes at taco bell Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49611-restaurants-with-ambulances-in-front-of-them/#findComment-1139053 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 i don't go to taco bell i wouldn't know -- i'm extrapolating here gimme a b, ok d? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49611-restaurants-with-ambulances-in-front-of-them/#findComment-1139057 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 On 10/8/2009 at 6:19 PM, Fred McGriff said: you can't get shakes at taco bell unless you've got the DT's. huhuhuh Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49611-restaurants-with-ambulances-in-front-of-them/#findComment-1139059 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted October 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 god that was really sobering. ordering a shake at taco bell. last post Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49611-restaurants-with-ambulances-in-front-of-them/#findComment-1139060 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 i bet if i slipped 'em $50 they could figure out how to make a milkshake Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49611-restaurants-with-ambulances-in-front-of-them/#findComment-1139061 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted October 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 On 10/8/2009 at 6:22 PM, keltoi said: On 10/8/2009 at 6:19 PM, Fred McGriff said: you can't get shakes at taco bell unless you've got the DT's. huhuhuh i dont know how to respond to this other than to accuse you of being my dad Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49611-restaurants-with-ambulances-in-front-of-them/#findComment-1139062 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 chris cunningham got the shakes at a taco bell once Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49611-restaurants-with-ambulances-in-front-of-them/#findComment-1139064 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 i've had green poop with a thick alien smell from a taco bell hours after, went to the same taco bell and bought the same thing because that one tastes better than the 2 other equidistant taco bells fuck tomorrow self, this is about me, right now Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49611-restaurants-with-ambulances-in-front-of-them/#findComment-1139065 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 fuck tomorrow self -- there's your next album title dude Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49611-restaurants-with-ambulances-in-front-of-them/#findComment-1139066 Share on other sites More sharing options...
goonstock Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 http://www.heartattackgrill.com/ Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide goonstock's signature Hide all signatures (Bob Wilson) Sorry... you created that reality tunnel, you can find your way out... You built the Trap... you know the design better than anyone... Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49611-restaurants-with-ambulances-in-front-of-them/#findComment-1139068 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted October 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 On 10/8/2009 at 6:31 PM, Adjective said: i've had green poop with a thick alien smell from a taco bell hours after, went to the same taco bell and bought the same thing because that one tastes better than the 2 other equidistant taco bells fuck tomorrow self, this is about me, right now lol spoken like a true tb warrior Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49611-restaurants-with-ambulances-in-front-of-them/#findComment-1139071 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 it's a good thing you broke the ice, I'm sure the other cars behind you thought of your decision as a trailblazing one. The world can't stop because of one cat getting carted to an ambulance, not in the taco game at least. *fist bump Jeter style* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Velazquez's signature Hide all signatures Hugh Hefner's Nephew Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49611-restaurants-with-ambulances-in-front-of-them/#findComment-1139074 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Dylan Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 hey ambulance drivers gotta eat too! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Bob Dylan's signature Hide all signatures *** This announcement is brought to you by the Shimago-Dominguez Corporation *** helping America into the New World... Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49611-restaurants-with-ambulances-in-front-of-them/#findComment-1139095 Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 On 10/8/2009 at 6:09 PM, Fred McGriff said: so I said Fuck it and pulled into the drive thru and completed my order. There were two people that came in behind me too in the drive thru lane so I feel like I forged ahead and made it happen for everyone. holy fucking lol you're probably right about that too, you're an everyman's hero Fred! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide thehauntingsoul's signature Hide all signatures Last.fm SteamID: Thehauntingsoul My EP Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49611-restaurants-with-ambulances-in-front-of-them/#findComment-1139109 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 On 10/8/2009 at 7:24 PM, Philip Glass said: hey ambulance drivers gotta eat too! We have an emergency! The ambulance driver's life is at stake, he must eat to Taco Bell! Activate the siren, we're going straight to the nearest Taco Bell! No need to park properly, this is AN EMERGENCY! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49611-restaurants-with-ambulances-in-front-of-them/#findComment-1139113 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 that's the most canadian joke i've ever read Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49611-restaurants-with-ambulances-in-front-of-them/#findComment-1139133 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 On 10/8/2009 at 8:06 PM, Adjective said: that's the most canadian joke i've ever read I would look forward to one of your overweight texan jokes. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49611-restaurants-with-ambulances-in-front-of-them/#findComment-1139134 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted October 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 "What did one faggot say to the other" "I dont know I curb stomped both of them YEEHAW" Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49611-restaurants-with-ambulances-in-front-of-them/#findComment-1139136 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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