the best headline on a newspaper ever

thank you popbitch...

hahaha

lol

lol

terrorising his buttocks with massive whopper! lol.

it's got me hooked, i have to read this story.

shafted lol!

Monster Whopper

brilliant

this even tops

KICK THIS EVIL BASTARD OUT (daily Star front page on snoop doggs uk tour)

EASTBENDERS (the Sun on britains first gay soap couple)

and the simple but effective

BASTARDS (the Sun front page after the sinking of the belgrano)

and the ingenious

WE GO THROUGH. DAGO OUT.

england qualify for the next round of football tournament. spain are ejected.

FREDDIE STARR ATE MY HAMSTER

wow. the subheadline is incredible.

*activates wang*

Here's a good one: "One Gay Man, Two Lesbians, a Three-Legged Cat and a Poisoned Curry Plot

i would have my buttocks terrorised by pastor kiweweesi's monster whopper for a copy of that newspaper

super caley go ballistic celtic are atrocious

last post.

  On 10/9/2009 at 10:12 PM, tbio2007 said:

super caley go ballistic celtic are atrocious

lifetimer.

this seems like a good place to put another genius headline

i love the "Shafted" caption, lol

  On 10/13/2009 at 4:16 PM, keltoi said:

this seems like a good place to put another genius headline

Fanni Fingered in Probe

Fucking LOL @ these.

DAGO OUT is a fuckin classic.

i have no proof, but my father remembers a headline from a town in minnesota. it is obviously talking about snowfall, but

"Beulah Receives 10 Inches"

  On 10/13/2009 at 9:46 PM, Velazquez said:

  On 10/13/2009 at 4:16 PM, keltoi said:

this seems like a good place to put another genius headline

 

Fanni Fingered in Probe

Fanni Injured In Pub Brawl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzUKM-VBJs0

Fucking lol^^.