i reckon this place is haunted

so i'v recently moved in to a new flat. it's probably early nineties, one bed, overlooking a park...in wimbledon, it's nice. but i reckon it's haunted. the bathroom light is a bit suspect. and i just picked up some kind of weird white noise ghost shit on my monitors. i reckon the evidence is pretty conclusive.

i had a really good burger earlier.

before that i had some lobster bisque. LOBSTER BISQUE.

i'm fucking fucked.

*haunted sigh*

A+

In my new place my speakers pick up the student radio station whenever they are switched on, very quietly though. I had a really good burger earlier today too. It was too long ago for my liking.

i wish i was kenny rogers

ghosts can't interact with computers... your fine

WTF. i haven't even GOT a computer.

  On 10/11/2009 at 4:29 AM, BCM said:

WTF. i haven't even GOT a computer.

oh sorry I thought by "monitors" you meant computer monitors, you very much could be fucked then

i meant monitor lizards

ZING!

I just dropped in to see what condition your condition was in.

You're fine BCM, carry on.

blimey

mroe than liekly radio frequencies...that happened to me when i lived in the city.

  On 10/11/2009 at 4:43 AM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

mroe than liekly radio frequencies...that happened to me when i lived in the city.

My headphones pick up radio frequencies sometimes, I used to think it was my computer. But when I unplugged my headphones I could still hear some music playing lightly.

i may as well describe my evening...

today i got up at 2pm and mooched about in my dressing gown with a slight hangover and smoked some weed. then my girlfriend came home from work (yeah she works saturdays) and i sorted myself out a bit and put on a shirt. then we got the bus down into wimbledon town centre and went to "Reds" bar & grill. i had about 3 mojotos and "The Reds" burger, which consisted of a big burger with cheese, bacon, onion rings, relish and pickles and some "cajun fries", which turned out to be normal fries with some shake n bake sprinkled on them. then we went to "House" bar on the Broadway in Wimbledon and marvelled at the neon blue decor and the selection of popular house music the spiky haired DJ was spinning. me and my girlfriend had some kind of weird, rainbow coloured cocktail and retired to the garden out back...we met our mate Ollie shortly after and drank more cocktails. we soon realised we were in a bar much much too young for us and ogled at the 17 year old girls in short skirts. even my girlfriend ogled. then we left, went to morrisons and bought booze and came home and drank it. everyone has now span out and i'm left here watching infomercials.

might skin up.

Dude there is better stuff than informercials on.

not when you can't be fucked to change the channel

  On 10/11/2009 at 4:37 AM, abusivegeorge said:

I just dropped in to see what condition your condition was in.

I see what you did there.

  On 10/11/2009 at 5:02 AM, BCM said:

not when you can't be fucked to change the channel

lol

jesus, it's 4am. i fancy a mexican hot (extra hot).

that sounds delightful here at 10:11 pm

it's just about this time of night that i like to phone up Derwesh Delight in Peterborough and order a Chicken Phaal,

i don't live in Peterborough.

they don't do Chicken Phaal.

but seriously, phone them up. it's fucking well funny.

Cool story bro

i thought wimbledon was great, i bought a bottle of vodka from the tescos and then drank it at my mates flat and wandrered round being intrusive and obscene to people i didnt know. then i got the tube into london and went clubbing and got pilled. loads of fun.

  On 10/11/2009 at 4:51 AM, BCM said:

i may as well describe my evening...

 

today i got up at 2pm and mooched about in my dressing gown with a slight hangover and smoked some weed. then my girlfriend came home from work (yeah she works saturdays) and i sorted myself out a bit and put on a shirt. then we got the bus down into wimbledon town centre and went to "Reds" bar & grill. i had about 3 mojotos and "The Reds" burger, which consisted of a big burger with cheese, bacon, onion rings, relish and pickles and some "cajun fries", which turned out to be normal fries with some shake n bake sprinkled on them. then we went to "House" bar on the Broadway in Wimbledon and marvelled at the neon blue decor and the selection of popular house music the spiky haired DJ was spinning. me and my girlfriend had some kind of weird, rainbow coloured cocktail and retired to the garden out back...we met our mate Ollie shortly after and drank more cocktails. we soon realised we were in a bar much much too young for us and ogled at the 17 year old girls in short skirts. even my girlfriend ogled. then we left, went to morrisons and bought booze and came home and drank it. everyone has now span out and i'm left here watching infomercials.

 

might skin up.

sounds like america!

Tonight I got free hugs at a coffee shop